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[SGSA theme music]
Cuckoo (blank).
Cuckoo, Fran and Ollie.
[Everyone laughs]
[Audience laughter drowns out Gene's speech]
[Richard]: Give me a slang name for policeman.
***!
[Audience laughs]
Pardon? What did you say?
***.
Oh, OK.
May we see what he said?
[Incorrect answer buzzer] [Audience laughs]
[Announcer]: Hurry up, Paul. Hurry up! We're running out of time, shoppers. The countdown's under way.
Here comes Michelle. Oh my god! Woah!
[Thud] [Audience laughs]
What a landing!
...answer starts with K. Everybody ready.
What K does Miss Piggy have a crush on? [Buzzer]
[Host]: Kermit. Oh...
[Audience laughs]
I say...
...I say Kermit...
...I say Kermit and you answer Leland! We have the whole thing set.
[Announcer]: Patricia Barnard, come on down!
[The Price is Right Contestants Row music] [Audience applauds] You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!
[Bob]: Just a moment. An emergency has occurred.
Would you believe...this moment had to occur, did it not?
Patricia...
...has gone to the little girls' room!
A gentleman, whom I assume is her husband, has rushed out to get her. A paige has gone after the gentleman.
Everyone in America is wondering how long can they wait for Patricia!
Here comes Patricia! [The Price is Right Contestants Row music]
[Audience applauds] Patricia, you're here!
[Screams]
What should you do about a hairy back?
Uh...I usually close my eyes and imagine she's wearing an alpaca sweater.
[Everyone laughs]
Gentlemen, tell me: What is your favorite wind instrument? Wally.
I'd have to say guitar.
[Audience laughs]
[Pat]: THINGS is the category this time.
[Wheel of Fortune toss-up music]
[Buzzer]
[Pat]: Kareem?
MINERS & HOES.
[Pat]: No!
[Audience laughs] [Buzzer]
Name something that can kill a lively party.
[Buzzer] A gun.
[Richard and audience laugh]
Name something made of leather... [Buzzer]
Yes, sir.
A purse.
[Richard]: You're gonna be slightly embarrassed when I finish this question. A purse!
[Incorrect answer buzzer] [Audience groans]
[Laughs]
Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses.
[Audience laughs and applauds]
[SGSA theme music]
[Audio is muted]