Stupid Game Show Answers - Majorus Stupidicus

[SGSA theme music] Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family. [Buzzer] Jeans. [Audience laughs] [Announcer]: A pair of surfboards! Iila, what do you wish to bid on those surfboards? [Audience shouts] Ni... [Bob]: What? Nine thousand. [Bob]: Nine thousand dollars! [Audience laughs] [Ding] If you think a surfboard is $4500, I am going to give you the bargain of your life! I got one...I'm gonna give you...and I'm only doing this 'cause it's you... ...I'm gonna give it to you for $3900, Iila! Name something you might accidentally leave on all night. [Buzzer] Yes? Your shoes. [Audience laughs] I hope you won't take this the wrong way, Kenneth but...you are weird. [Bob]: Roses are red, violets are blue, on our wedding night, my husband...what? We went to bed! [Audience laughs] Name something people take with them to the beach. Turkey. [Audience laughs] [Max]: The first thing you buy in a supermarket. Er...turkey. [Laughs] [Max]: A food often stuffed. Turkey! [Laughs] [Max]: Now... [Audience finishes applauding] ...you've got a chance here of making £1000 and two weeks... ...two weeks in Turkey. And, er... Name something people take with them to the beach. You said...a tur...[Laughs] And the answer was... [Uh-uh] [Everybody laughs] The first thing you buy in a supermarket. The answer was... ...and...and the survey gave you... [Uh-uh] [Everyone laughs] A food often stuffed. You said...a tur...! And that gave you... [Ding] 21! Yes! [Audience applauds and cheers] Name a part of the body people dab perfume on. [Buzzer] Yes, sir? Er...on the tongue. The tip of the tongue. OK... [Audience laughs] [SGSA theme music] We all have different strokes for different folks!