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Hello, and welcome to "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Today, we're going to be microwaving a Nerf Gun, donated by GhostKid825.
[Click, Pop]
Thats three out of three by the way! I just made that shot.
[Pop]
What are you doing?
I was trying to paint out the lens.
[Click, Pop]
Alright, alright, alright man! Alright, alright alright! Thats the only thing we've got!
Out! Oh, well. Let's just microwave this gun.
So uh we are going to stick you in the microwave.
All hands to the deck!
Nobody likes roasted nuts.
[Boom] Whoa!
[Woosh]
Let's get out of here! Ventilation is key!
What are you doing?! Put that out!
Does it still work?
You're dumb!
The masks! They do nothing!
Stopping! Stopping!
Should I get the fire extinguisher?
No!
Two Point Five!
[Saying Title]
[Microwave Beep]
Let's find out, here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number one concern.
And that's why we hid behind this giant tin foil shield.
It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.
[Click, Pop]
A little aggressive there.
(Jon) Riley, whoever you're shooting at, they're behind the glass.
I just saw some guy with a gun, and it was me in the reflection.
[Clicking]
We also have this fan to circulate the air, and as always, the G.E. Turntable Microwave Oven.
Her name is Jackie. Jackie Liebergot! Oh geez...
[Click, Pop]
Nice! Nice shot, Red Leader.
So in goes the gun.
And I wonder how long I should put it in there for.
I'm going to say four minutes and thirty two seconds.
(Jon) Sounds like a great thing to know.
I was going to say double oh seven.
(Jon) Uh, [beep] you! Who cares?
[Humming Tune]
(Jon) Is that blood?
Yeah, that was blood.
(Jon) Oh, it's lame.
[Clicking]
Go for it!
That's the other stuff on fire.
We have no control. I've noticed it does speed up the process because we don't have to wait for it to catch on fire, and
when there's already existing flames in there.
That stuff catches on fire easily.
What is it? I think its the *** goo.
That always sounds dirty. That's just how it comes out!
Oh, the plate just broke.
It did?
Aw nice! That's pretty sweet.
It's just going to keep going on fire, turn it off.
[Surge protector switch clicks]
Let's get in there.
Alright dude! Calling this one early because the plate's dead.
[Clicking]
Okay, I am right with you, red leader.
[Jory hits plate]
[Beep]
(Jon) Good job.
Look at my gloves.
Dude, these are heavy duty!
I think it still works!
I don't know if the chamber will still fire.
[Click, Pop]
Whoa! It still works!
(Riley) Cancer bullets! It shoots cancer right at ya!
(Jon) Look at what it did to the microwave! Great Scott!
It weird. If you do that, it looks like you gun went through hell!
So now you can say "Yeah, I was in 'Nam!" They'll be like "No!" And you'll be like "Dude, how else would my gun look like this!"
(Jon) "Well, I guess you went to 'Nam with a Nerf Gun, dork!"
It's ***.
(Jon) "Good luck takin' out the VC with that, ***-head!"
I was covert - these were cionide darts.
(Jon) You takin' out the big ol' chunks? So the Nerf Gun, of all things, was the item to finally do in Jackie's plate.
We broke her! We broke Jackie's plate!
You broke her in, if you know what I mean!
Yeah, I know, right!
And uh, let's go to our graveyard over here.
(Jon) This is the graveyard of microwaves.
Nope, that's different style.
Beatrice's plate.
Let's see if it turns.
(Jory singing) You spin me right 'round.
(Jon Singing) Baby, right 'round, like a record baby! Right round!
Alright. I couldn't see.
(Riley) I like your gloves.
(Jory) I do too. Stop touching 'em.
(Jon) Stop touching his gloves dude!
So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a Nerf Gun.
I'm going to go ahead and say its a good idea. A Great Idea!
(Jon) What?! Unbelievable! Explain!
(Riley) You'd look like a stormtrooper.
(Jon) But you wreaked your microwave!
No I didn't. You could use it right now!
(Jon) Well, you wreaked the plate! That's like blowing out your tire on the freeway!
You know, it happens. It's a fact of life.
Sometimes you just have to roll with it. Sometimes you just have to roll with your flat tire.
(Jon) Thanks, Gary Coleman. But I'm all done with my facts of life.
That's about it for "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I am your host Jory Caron. See you next episode!
(Jon) Why do you always look so confused?
I don't know!
Captioning by YT user thebestdayeversong.
So uh, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a Nerf gun?
(Jon) Jory, I have a question. It's been 100 episodes or so, and I just thought I'd ask you.
(Jon) Why do you always ask us if we are wondering something?
Because you know. Uh, you might still be wondering.
(Jon) I don't think anyone ever wonders on this show.
Technically, there's probably like two people out there. And I am probably one of them.
And I just have to answer with my self.
Okay? (Jon): Fine.