Les Asiatiques - Les clichés de jigmé

Jigmé's stereotypes When you're slanted-eyed, everybody thinks you have glasses, pot haircut and a stupid look When in fact you haven't got all of this, except for the stupid look Clichés about asians When you're slanted-eyed, everybody thinks you only eat rice eggrolls when it's not dogs and cats When in fact as any person of your age, you eat Carbonaras And Mac Donald's Damn, I forgot some straws When you're slanted-eyed and that you pass by another asian, everybody says the exact same thing Hey, wasn't it your cousin?! Hey, Jigmé, look, your cousins over there! Every single one... Here are your cousins, here are your cousins! When you're slanted-eyed, everybody thinks you can use chopsticks You wanna fork? Nah, it's alright! I'm good! When in fact... Therefore you ask for something that makes you look stupid Sir, your six sushis... (Chinese accent) Thanks Sir Excuse-me, may I have a fork please? When you're slanted-eyed, everybody thinks you always take pictures of anything When in fact you really take pictures of everything When you're slanted-eyed, everybody thinks you're a martial arts expert I want your jacket, your shoes, your bag, your credit card, your checkbook and your burger When in fact... Not at all... When you're slanted-eyed, everybody thinks you're Chinese Are you Chinese? No, no, I'm Tibetan Tibetan? Tibetan... Chinese... The same littermates, you're from the same family! Everybody And you're Chinese, right? No, better than that... I'm Tibetan. Right... It's the same... Every single one... You are Chinese! No, I'm Tibetan... It's not the same "Not the same, not the same"... Technically, you're Chinese! Therefore, everybody gives you some stupid nicknames, like... Hey, wassup Jackie? Jackie Chan?! Ninja! Or... I found a really nice nickname: Ping Pong! When it's not simply... What's your name? My name? it's Jigmé! "Jigmé"? Damn, that's tough I'll call you "Chinese", aight? Because you're wrinkled! And you always get that accent... Little Chinese, it's me I have a little question for ya Do you like chopsticks or forks? When you're slanted-eyed, everybody thinks you get along well with other asians Say, you're Chinese too, right? No, no, I'm Tibetan Therefore, you're Chinese... No, non, I'm Tibetan, it's not the same When in fact... ***-off, I don't speak to terrorists! Hey, Bruce Lee?! Ninja! And mainly, when you're slanted-eyed Everybody knows this cliché Everybody thinks you have a tiny *** When in fact... What's going on? What are you doing? Things they say about Chinese people... It looks true... No, no... I'm Tibetan... Yeah, it's the same! No, no, I am Tibetan... If you also think that Clothes don't make a Chinese But that a Chinese makes clothes Go and like me on Facebook!