【touhou Hand - Drawn】a theory of conspiracy - Episode 2 part b - English subs

I had no idea spider webs had a such a use.... [*pant pant pant*] Spider webs are five times as strong as steel. Miracle Fruit Cleared The battle scene got skipped, too. As the winner's rights, I'll have you answer about three questions. I won't admit defeat, but I'll answer. The story so far Yamame Kurodani did her best to rescue Minoriko Aki, who had been kidnapped by Rin Kaenbyou, but she received an unreasonable attack from her employer, the Moriya Shrine. Her partner Kisume is left behind in the Palace of the Earth Spirits. And in the end, Suwako Moriya of the Moriya Shrine herself came to visit. How pointless. [This video is a derivative work of the Touhou Project] A Theory of Conspiracy 2 [This video is a derivative work of the Touhou Project] Part B We're supposed to be on the same side. Why did you attack me? Because you're just a _sacrificial pawn_. Thanks for your work, _now die_. I was supposed to make sure you _keep your mouth shut_. Keep my mouth shut? How ominous. Ahyahyahiha. I wasn't actually going to kill you. Moriya is justice, after all. I was just going to break your legs and waist and expel you to the outside world. _After making sure that you can never return._ So you're a fiend. Second question, you fiend. What's the Moriya Shrine plotting? But you already know. How would I know? Such a meanie~. It's no fun if I tell it all right away. You have to ask me at least three times. You know, I can torture instead of asking questions. You want me to give you smallpox? [Yamame Kurodani Ability to manipulate illness] You want me to give you smallpox? [Yamame Kurodani Ability to manipulate illness] Long story short, this is a task to advance _nuclear development_ to the next stage. Nuclear development? The Moriya Shrine is cooperating with the Palace of the Earth Spirits and other youkai to research _nuclear fusion energy_. The key is the hell raven of the Palace of the Earth Spirits, _Utsuho Reiuji_. You know that much, don't you? I don't know her. Heh, what a know-nothing. It seems like you're tempting a dumb cat youkai and trying to plunge the Palace of the Earth Spirits into distress but if they're helping you with the development, why are you cutting off relation with them? You couldn't possibly understand the Moriya Shrine's holy plan. Even I don't know much. All right then. Third question. It's the fifth. Does the Moriya Shrine plan to _pay_ me? I'll answer your question with a question. Don't you see how I'm so willing to talk? Don't you feel the tiniest bit of suspicion? [tremble] Oh What is it, enemy? Did you pee? Something happened to Yamame. [Yamame] Salmonidae salmoniformes. Lives in the upper stream of rivers. Grows to about 40 cm. Reasonably tasty if grilled with salt. Sometimes has parasites. [Yamame] Salmonidae salmoniformes. Lives in the upper stream of rivers. Grows to about 40 cm. Reasonably tasty if grilled with salt. Sometimes has parasites. What could have happened to Yamame...? You're probably not thinking of the right one. Yamame's my partner's name. Oh, the one with the rolled-up hip. This is the Underworld's animal kingdom, the Palace of the Earth Spirits! What does a goddess of mountain want!? [Nice self performance] I am Suwako Moriya of the Moriya Shrine [Nice self performance] I'll take Rin Kaenbyou for her crime of kidnapping Minoriko Aki! Heh, so the mountain's newcomer fancies herself the police. You're the one who started it. What's a frog youkai trying to do!? I don't give a damn about your low-level conspiracy but shame on you for your unreasonable demand, _you fool_! The goddess of mountain is Gensokyo's assets. I'll have you pay for the loot by returning her, and by suffering. Returned double. That's society's common sense In other words, I'm the justice. It's fine if you resist. In fact, it's more convenient. I'll go there right now. Fuhahahahahaha! You mean to take down this heavily guarded Palace of the Earth Spirits with just the 5 of you? You make me laugh! I'll show you what wild animals are! You shall crawl and know the taste of the ground! I probably won't-- get out of this alive. Scene change Ahahaha Doesn't it feel like having a wire thrust into your back bones!? What a nice view! Poison? How dirty.... How dare you call it poison! It's Yasaka-sama's holy power that I stuck in The holy power will travel through the bloodstream and _tear apart the unpure youkai from the inside_. Tear apart!? Tear apart, into a wet slime. If you don't want to end up a sad jelly, surrender. Worship and submit to Moriya! Though this is _the end_ for you either way. Mu... My body has no strength. I can't stop the chills I'm telling you to surrender. I can't stop the chills No. You're the one who should apologize first. No. Huh? Bagworm again!? My subordinates...how dare you! I won't forgive you!! Surrender It's not a loss. It was a close loss. Tengu? No way we can win You don't have enough fight in you. Utsuho Reiuji. I'll take back the power of Yatagarasu. Where are you, Okuu!? Help, Okuu! Okuuuu! This is bad, I'm gonna die. Kisume...Sorry, Sea Opening Kisume... Sorry, Sea Opening I might not make it "The Day the Sea Split" Sprit Strike *pant pant* Who are you? Shizuha Aki Minoriko's big sister.... It begins with Minoriko, and ends with Shizuha. *Includes Part A It's what you call _Aki Sisters*_ [Shimai = "end" or "sisters"] [Debating*] [*whether or not the joke was good] The frog talked Cast Yamame Kurodani...Nakaoka, Rin Kaenbyou...Nakaoka Kochiya Sanae...Nakaoka, Suwako Moriya...Nakaoka Kisume...Nakaoka, Mob cats...Nakaoka Utsuho Reiuji...Nakaoka, Frog...Nakaoka Narraton Music It'll still go on for quite a bit