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[Gundarr:]So glad you ladies could finally make it to Gundarr's home stink home!
[Girl 1:] Our pleasure, Gundarr. [Girl 2:] We love a good party!
[Girl 3:] We're gonna crotch wrestle!
[Gundarr:] Get ready for Gundarr's foot-long frankfurter...
They be so delicious!
[Girl 1:]And as soon as we finish supper,
we can have "dessert." *giggle*
[Gundarr:] WOH! Wait.
"Dessert" means sex, right?
[Girl 1:] Yeah.
[Gundarr:] OH!
[Loud crash]
[Toddy:] (slurred) GUNDARR!
[Gundarr:] What the ***?
Rargh! ... huh?
[Toddy:] All right you stupid barbarian...
This's gone on looong enough.
You 'n me? We're gonna finish this once and f'rall.
It's go tiiiiiiiime!
[Gundarr:] Beat it, wizard!
You're screwing up Gundarr's sausage party!
[Girl 1:] Gundarr, what's going on out here?
[Girl 2:] Yeah, we're getting hungry!
[Girl 3:] South-mouth hungry!
[Toddy:] Ooh!
Hey there, my sexy li'l sstrumpets...
You ladies gotta ditch the zero
and get with th' guy who's better than... the zero is... good.
(vomiting)
Oh man.
When did I eat all that beef stew and body glitter?
[Girl 1:] Gundarr get this freak away from us!
[Girl 2:] He's RUINING the mood.
[Girl 3:] Yeah! The SEX mood!
[Gundarr:] Argh! That IT!
Wizard is OUTTA here!
[Toddy:] Well screw you snooty biotches anyways!
If you ain't makin' me a sandwich,
or makin' me a baby,
or makin' me a baby sandwich,
then I got no time for ya!
[Gundarr:] Cram it, wizard!
Gundarr trying to get him beef tendered
and you just one big *** barricade!
[Toddy:] Oh, you scared, barbarian?
I will fight you any place, ANY PLACE.
*sobs* Why do you hate me, Gundarr?
[Gundarr:] Ugh.Gundarr calling you a cab!
[Toddy:] YOU'RE a cab!
I don't need a cab!
I drive better when I'm loaded anyways.
So long, ***-beeees!
Nyuuh! Ow ow ow ow ow!
[Dwindling cries of pain]
[Gundarr:] Hey, ladies!
Come get your hot meat!
(Giggling)
[Girl 3:] Uh, inappropriate.
[Gundarr outtro]