Armchair Quarterback - Lyrics - Ten Foot Pole
Scared Straight was a punk band from Simi Valley, California. The band was formed in 1983 by a group of friends and was originally called S.O.F. Original members were Scott Radinsky, Mike Thompson, Gary Gallanes and Dennis Jagard, who started the band to enter a "Battle of the Bands" competition at a local skate rink. After going through several members and name changes, they began playing with some "Nardcore" bands from nearby Oxnard, California, which helped them gain recognition. All of the Scared Straight records were released by Mystic Records.
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At work your mouth stays firmly shut
While your boss asks for advice
Later at the bar behind his back you criticize
(chorus)
An armchair quarterback
You'll never have to lose
You'll never have to wipe the dog *** off your shoes
An armchair quarterback
Do you get those armchair blues?
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When your girl asks what you like
You shrug, make it her choice
When she's not around you share her failures with the boys
(repeat chorus)
Instant replay
Perfect hindsight
In slow motion
You're always right
Watching life on tape delay
You know what happened yesterday
(repeat chorus)
Those armchair blues
