Don Imus is a Girl's Best Friend - Lyrics - Capitol Steps
The Capitol Steps are an American political satire group. The group has been performing since 1981, and has released approximately thirty albums consisting primarily of song parodies. Originally consisting exclusively of congressional staffers performing around Washington, D.C., the troupe now primarily employs professional actors and singers. The Capitol Steps have performed on PBS, public radio and in various small- and medium-sized venues around the United States.
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You’ve heard me on the radio, but I don’t mean to annoy
I’m here to tell those Rutgers gals it was just a ratings ploy
A slip of the tongue can be quite accidental
Don Imus is a girl’s best friend
Why must I be hung when Al Sharpton goes mental
‘Cause words on my show rhyme with "happy toes"?
This whole land
Is out of hand
And the reason I’m getting so vexed
The way it’ll go now
If we can’t say "Ho", now
Then Santa Claus gets fired next
