Why Daddy Why? - Comic

WHY, DADDY? WHY?! Ahem... Daddy, Daddy I'm back from the science fair! Oh, did you win? Yeah Daddy I won second place, check the trophy! [Diddling! Diddling!] Wow Billy, I always knew you were a worthless piece of trash! But Daddy, second place is really good! Wife, I'm calling Mr. Plumber No Daddy! Not Mr. plumber! [Ding ***!] Hey there I'm Mr. Plumber! Mr. Plumber, I want you to remove this toilet... No Daddy! No! And in its place, I want you to install this worthless trophy. That way every potty break will serve as a reminder of my son's failure Why Daddy? Why are you so cruel to me?! I hate you Daddy! I'm running away forever! Nggghh! Hmmph! He'll come crawling back in no time. BOOM, BOOM. Billy, it's been five months You're never coming home are you? And it's all my fault! Where are you going? I'm going to find my boy! Billy! Billy! Oh Billy, wherever could you be?! Honk, Honk! Beep! Beep! Beep! I've been searching for weeks... Hey you with the mustache! What do you think you're doing here? Yeah man, this is the territory of the Dirty Rascal Gang! Get out of my way you punks, I'm looking for my boy! Oh, a tough guy, eh? Hey boss! We've got ourselves a troublemaker! [DOOM, DOOM, DOOM] [DUN ,DUHN, DUHHNN] Billy?! Father?! What are you doing here?! Billy! Please come home to your family! Never! The Dirty Rascal Gang is my new family! And we're making quite a name for ourselves! The Dirty Rascal Gang, the number one most powerful gang in the whole city... Son... I'm impressed! You are?! Well yeah, five months ago you started from the bottom! And now you're here at the top of the food chain! You're a self-made man! I'm proud of you, Billy. You're proud?! Oh Daddy! I've waited so long to hear those words! I love you Daddy, of course I'll come home! Goodbye fellas! It's time for me to leave the thug life behind! Nobody leaves the thug life! Hiyah! UUUGGHHH!!! Billy! I'm not going to make it! I'm sorry for being so tough on you. From now on, as long as you try your best... Whether you get first place, or one billionth place, I'll always be proud... Goodbye son! Noooo!!! Look at the little crybaby! Yeah boy, cry those sissy tears! Vale, Patri... Oh no! He's being resurrected through the power of love! Ugh! I feel great! Daddy! You're alive! And it's all thanks to you Billy! Now it's time to take care of some business... HOOYAH!!! YAH! GRR!! HIYAH!! Mister wait! I'm sorry killing you! RAAWWRRR CRUNCH! CRUNCH! We surrender Mister! You punks better stay out of trouble, or I'll be back! Alright Billy, let's go home! Yayy!! And so, Billy went on to live a long and very successful life. And even though he never got first place, he always tried his best. And that, it what truly matters. Thanks for watching guys!