Mortal Kombat - Shao Kahn fails to invade Earthrealm...

(singing) Oh, Chinese Ninja Warrior, with your heart so cold, Sub Zero.. (stops singing) Whoa, what happened to that bridge? OH MY GOD! There's a stereotypical-looking Chinese guy over there, (Shao Kahn) OHAH! (Liu Kang) WOOAH!! (Kahn) HAHAHA! (fatality theme plays) (Stryker) Uh Oh (Kahn) You weak pathetic fool, bow down to me! (Stryker) Are you looking for the Gothic ***? (kahn) What is this Gothic *** you speak of? (Stryker) A gaybar. You must be the leather daddy, and he must be the saddle that the cowboys love riding on, and that must be, wait.. ...is that Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa in tight yellow spandex pants? (Kahn) I am not this leather daddy you speak of! I am Shao Kahn, and he is Motaro, and that is Shang Tsung. We have come to take over Earthrealm, now die you pathetic mortal! (fatality theme plays) (Stryker) Not so fast buddy, I have a gun! HAHAHA, Your mortal weapons are no (gunshot) (both) NURRR!!!!! (Motaro) Me Motaro no coward! Me Motaro go fight! (Shang) NO MOTARO! (beating up sound) (Shang) NO!!!!! (gunshot than splatter) (Stryker) BOOM! Headshot! (Chinese Ninja Warrior plays) Subtitles by Wolfgang Nguyen�