Stupid Game Show Answers - iClods

[SGSA theme music] [Host]: Tell me in what state your car's registered if your license plate looks like this. Cue the wall. [Tile revelation sound effect] [Audience laughs] [Female contestant]: What state? [Host]: That's pretty strange. I think we gave you the answer. [Everyone laughs] [Audience applauds] [Host]: Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? [Bob]: What K is a Chinese ceremony of abasement? [Buzzer] Yes, Pauline? Kuma Satra? [Bob]: No. No, no. Something quite... [Audience laughs] [Alex]: Mary Beth prayed for snow on her wedding day. [Contestant]: Yes, I did. It was 32 degrees and... ...no snow on my wedding day but I had eight inches on my honeymoon. So... [Audience laughs and applauds] [Audience finishes applauding] Name an animal with really good sight. And you said... ...a bat and our survey said... [Audience laughs] [Incorrect answer buzzer] Well, that's 'cause they keep crashing into walls, so nobody said that. [Audience laughs] How long have you known George here? Seven years. [Pat]: Yeah. Now...now you are are signing, I notice. And that...what does that tell us? That means he's deaf. [Audience laughs] [Audience finishes applauding] [Thud] [Bob]: Now, wait a minute. [Audience laughs] I don't think you understand this game. [Audience laughs] No. The way...the way you play, someone could be hurt badly. [Audience laughs] Possibly me! Now, what you do is you roll it...you see, down the alley. You roll it and then the...you don't just whack... ...I'm only doing it on a self-preservation here. Thanks, Bob. [Audience cheers] [Thud] [Audience laughs and groans] You know...you may be the least athletic human being I've ever met. [Audience laughs and applauds] What? [Contestant]: You make me feel really... Oh, no. Don't feel bad. You're pretty and you're sweet but you have just no talent at all for this game. [Audience laughs] For this game, I said. For this game! [Audience cheers] [Thud] [Audience laughs] [Bob]: I just don't know what to do. [Audience laughs] Oh, I hit my shin on this... [Audience laughs] [Audience applauds and cheers] I knew I'd get hurt! There's a wire across here! Ah! Oh, that hurt! Oh, you do it yourself. I don't care! Name a kind of attraction you see...in almost every...parade. [Buzzer] A merry-go-round. [Richard]: A merry-go-round. [Audience laughs] [Incorrect answer buzzer] [Host]: Go! [Ticking clock sound effect] Me! Ham. [Everyone laughs] [Host]: Stop the clock! Stop the clock! Stop the clock! [Audience applauds and cheers] [SGSA theme music] How would you like a rap in the mouth, lady?! [Audio is muted]