Youtube Therapy - Sarah May

So you say you're addicted to YouTube? Lucky for you, I'm providing you with a FREE therapy session by yours truly, a fully licensed* YouTube therapist. Sit down, relax and have a chat. *Not at all qualified Like, comment & subscribe to never miss a video! LAST VIDEO: SECRET GRANDMA ****** FACEBOOK: ****** INSTAGRAM: ****** TWITTER: ****** BLOG: ****** SNAPCHAT: sarahmay_x TUMBLR: ****** ABOUT ME: I'm a 19 year old university student from North Queensland, Australia. I study Veterinary Science and make YouTube videos to keep me sane! I guess you could call me a new YouTuber or a small YouTuber. Thank you for watching! Sarah May xx

Hello, I'm Sarah, but you knew that already because you booked this session. How are you today? ...no, come on, you can actually talk. What, you feel weird talking to a video? Pfft, you do that to a camera all the time. So seriously, how are you? Okay, okay, that's enough. So you're here because you're addicted to YouTube, that's quite a problem you've got there. How are we gonna fix it? I've got one solution for you, just click out of this video. Go ahead, do it. Just as I thought, you're still here. Unless you did actually click out, in which case you've just ruined my audience retention so, thanks. So really, how can we fix this? I'm here to help. How about you start by telling me how many people you're currently subscribed to? ...oh dear god. Okay okay, we can salvage this, okay so let's start by unsubscribing to all of the *** copycat YouTubers, and yes, that includes Alfie Deyes. Yep, alright, how many people are you subscribed to now? ...dear god, you're too far gone. I'm sorry, I can't help you, I'm so sorry. Alright so that's the end of this session and you owe me $250- ...so that's a thing that happened. And that's what happens when you have to prefilm three videos in one day and you have no inspiration because you realized you're gonna be in the middle of the countryside on a uni trip and can't film. But at least I'm organized, right? Thank you for watching that... thing... whatever you wanna call that. I hope you liked it, if you did make sure to let me know and subscribe to my channel if you haven't already, and I will see you next week. Bye! Ugh, clubbing on a Friday night? Sounds like my version of hell. Eh, I think I might just sit on the couch and watch TV in my pyjamas...