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Uh! There.
That should do it.
Can you hear me?
Huh?
Can you hear me?
Huh?
You'll be all right.
Okay, put 'em up.
I'm not going to hurt you.
[ Sighs ] What is the point?
I can hardly fight off a cold.
I'm just wasting your time.
Fighting isn't just physical, lolaus.
It's about outsmarting your opponent.
I mean, most battles are won before
the first punch is even thrown.
So, you're saying
I can use my head.
Yeah.
Great.
I can do that.
Now, I'm gonna take
a swing at you.
Okay.
You're gonna block it just
like I showed you.
Block, right.
[ Man Laughs ] [ Woman
Laughs ] Oh, darling!
Hey, look at
[ Groaning ]
[ Sighs ]
Sorry about that.
Uh, you were supposed
to block it.
Yeah, I know.
I got distracted.
Oh,
they look happy, though, don't they?
Yeah.
Looks like love
is in the air.
Hm!
And I think I know why.
- All right.
You can come out now.
- [ Woman Giggling ]
Mmm! Ahh!
A rose by any other name
would smell as sweet,
and, honey, I'm the sweetest.
Hello, Aphrodite.
Huh! Hey!
Huh? Roll up your
tongue.
That's my sister.
Oh.
Sorry.
- Long time no see, baby bro.
- Heh.
And you, Curly from the Swirly.
Nice haircut.
- How you diggin' life on our side of the vortex?
- Well, now that you ask
Glad to hear it.
Herc, have
you seen the Tribera Ruins?
There aren't any ruins
in Tribera.
Well, there's gonna be if
you don't jam on over there.
Heard there's, like, a major
mud slide heading their way.
I'd go with you, but I just
had a mud bath yesterday.
Yeah, well, I can see
your hands are tied.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, you want
me to go with you?
Umm, no, thanks.
Why don't you stay and practice
what we were working on?
Ha! You mean,
getting my head Huh!
Yeah, I can do that.
Um, could you do me a
favor and [ Grunting ]
Uh, lolaus isn't really adjusting
well to this world.
You talkin' to me?
Say no more.
Let me take him
under my wing, show him the ropes.
Actually, I want you
to leave him completely alone.
I don't need him any more
confused than he already is.
- Okay.
Here is where you, like, totally owe me an apology.
- [ Thuds ]
I'm the Goddess of Love!
What could possibly go wrong?
This is what I'm saying.
[ Groaning ]
What's not to like?
He comes from a good family.
Daddy, he can't keep
his tentacles to himself!
So he's a hopeless romantic.
You know how writers are.
Just because he spills ink all over
the place doesn't make him a writer.
You're marrying Cedric.
That's final.
Father, he's a squid!
- Well, nobody's perfect!
- Ohh!
I've never even left Coral Bay.
How am I
supposed to know what I want from life
when I haven't even seen
what life has to offer?
- You may not understand this now,
- [ Disgusted Sigh ]
but your place is here
with your family
and with people who need you!
Now, you're marrying the squid,
and that's that!
[ Frustrated Scream ]
- Life's a beach, ain't it?
- Who are you?
Someone who knows just how it feels
to be a big fish in a little pond.
It gets kind of claustrophobic,
doesn't it?
- Yeah.
- Ever disobey dear old Dad before?
- Well, no, but I
- But there's a first time for everything.
Why, your Romeo could be beach
side, and you'd never know it.
Are you really gonna let Triton
stop you from finding your dream man?
Maybe you're right.
[
Laughs ] Of course I am.
And I happen to have a first-class ticket
down lover's lane with your name on it.
There's just one
little catch.
- Ready?
- Uh, wait, wait.
Um, are you sure this is gonna work?
Trust me.
I'm a goddess.
Here goes.
Hold on, hold on!
Have you ever done this before?
No.
But there's a first time for
everything, all right? Now, this is it.
Okay, just-just-just
one more thing.
What if I wanna go back?
To what? To life with Mr.
Tentacles
in a three-bedroom shell
with a pink coral fence
and a two-seahorse garage?
[ Sighs ] Since you put
it that way, I'm ready.
- Wait.
I almost forgot.
- What is the holdup?
Get wet and you'll have
quite a "tail" to tell.
Pun intended.
Got it.
Forgive me, Father, for what I'm about
to do, but I'm not a little guppy anymore.
[ Gasping ]
Ooh!
[ Giggles ]
Wow! Uh!
Thank you, Discord!
Hm!
Ohh! Hmm.
[ Yelps ]
A word of advice: Learn
to walk before you run.
Good thinking.
Hook, line and sinker.
[ Laughs ]
Ooh!
[ Man Narrating ] This is
the story of a time long ago,
a time of myth and legend,
when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
and they plagued mankind
with suffering.
Only one man dared
to challenge their power
Hercules.
Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.
He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
But wherever
there was evil,
wherever an innocent
would suffer,
there would be Hercules.
- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]
Hail!
[ Aphrodite Sighs ]
How's that for gratitude?
I offer to keep you company,
and he insults me.
My own brother.
Can you believe it?
Well, I'm sure he didn't
mean anything by it.
What's with you?
Why can't you look at me?
It's just
I'm not used to seeing
so much of you.
[ Laughs ]
Well, get used to it, sweet
pea, 'cause I travel light.
Heh!
[ Giggles ]
Goddess of Love, huh?
Mm-hmm.
What's it like?
It's pretty cool.
I get to
travel a lot.
I'm my own boss.
No.
No, no.
I mean, love.
You mean,
you've never been in love?
[ Squeals ]
Why didn't you say so?
I'd be happy
to help you out.
Ohh!
[ Gasping ]
- Oh, baby!
- N-No!
- [ Squeals ]
- Aphrodite, get her off!
Ah, that's your job.
Aah! I can't breathe!
[ Panting ]
Hi.
Creep! Uh!
Not your type, huh?
Well, how about him?
Umm
Aphrodite, I don't want
to seem ungrateful, but
that didn't feel like love.
You meanlove.
Yeah.
Ah! I thought you meant "lo-ove!"
Ohh, you're so cute!
A real, old-fashioned
romantic.
I like you, lolaus.
With a little help, someone else
will too.
Appreciate that, but,
I want tofall inlove.
I don't want you
to drop it on me.
No problem.
Excuse me, sir?
Ehh Huh?
Hi.
I'm new in town
and I was wondering,
would you please
be my friend?
- [ Shouts ]
- [ Gasps ]
Look, mates!
- Ain't got a stitch on!
- [ Woman ] Shameful!
Simply shameful! [ Man ] Oramus,
come here! You've gotta see this!
[ Gasps ]
What a show!
- [ Woman #2 ] Not much of a novelty.
- [ Men Chuckling ]
[ Men, Disappointedly ]
Aww!
[ Gasping ]
[ Man ]
Get your halibut here!
Eww! Uh! This place
can't be good for my pores.
lolaus! Thank the gods
you've come! Where's Hercules?
Uh, he'll be back
in a moment.
Never mind.
I'm sure you can
handle them yourself.
Them who?
- Themthem.
Brutus's goons.
- [ Goons Chuckling ]
He sends them out to collect
his so-called property tax.
If we don't pay, they
start breaking bones! Ohh!
Oh! From the look of things, you've
got some very brave people around here.
Not really.
Even if we pay, they
still beat us.
Oh, okay, well,
uh, seeing as it doesn't make any
difference what we do, uh, bye!
- Wait! Don't you see? This is your big chance.
- To do what?
- Change to an all-knuckle diet?
- Who are you talking to?
No, to be a hero.
If you beat these guys up,
you'll have your pick of any chick in town.
What good'll that do if I have
to carry my head round on a date?
Hah! Excuse me.
Say, what's wrong
with this picture?
Oh, I got it.
He ain't wearin' a cast.
- [ Goons Chuckling ]
- Guys, uh, could we talk about this?
That ain't gonna be easy
when you're spittin' teeth!
Yeah, good point.
Uh, I can see you
got the brains in the family.
Heh!
And what did you get, sir?
[ Burps ]
Ah, I see.
The liver.
Well, I should be running away now,
but my feet won't cooperate.
Oh!
Aa-aah! Oh!
- Ah!
- Eww!
Let me guess
You're just giving 'em a false
sense of security, right? No.
Actually, I'm just trying to
savor my last few moments on Earth.
But I thought you knew how to
fight! What gave you that impression?
- [ Goons Chuckling ]
- [ lolaus Screams ]
- I saw you fighting with Hercules!
- That was my first lesson!
- Help!
- Ooh! Okay.
Uh, mm, make a fist.
- Aah!
- Ooh! Oops.
- Let's get 'im!
- [ Panting ]
Uh, whoo!
- Did I do that?
- Yeah! Hah!
- Not so hard!
- Oh, don't be such a baby.
If it hurts you, it hurts them.
Whoo!
[ Laughing ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Laughing ]
This is great.
Let's get outta here!
Let's go!
He's a one-man army!
Save yourselves!
- Whoo!
- [ Crowd Cheering ]
[ Man ]
Yea! All right!
What a workout!
You're telling me.
I'm still getting palpitations
from all the humiliation!
Oh, buck up, little camper.
They think you're a hero.
Yeah? Too bad
I know I'm not.
Who is that?
His name's lolaus.
lolaus, huh? What a catch.
My, my, what a pretty little fishy.
[ High Voice ] Thank you, Brutus.
Pretty enough to eat.
[ High Voice
] Oh, please, don't eat me, Brutus.
Don't what?
[ High Voice ] Eat me.
If you insist.
[ Chuckling ]
Playing with yourself again,
Brutus?
Hmm! Discord.
Discord.
- Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord, Discord,
- Shut up!
Discor
There, there,
my little potato head.
I didn't mean to yell at
you.
I may be a big guy,
but I have feelings too,
you know?
Of course you do.
And you know how much
I need you, sweetums.
You do?
Mm-hmm.
See, I can't get too
directly involved here.
Poseidon is Triton's brother, and if
he found out what I have in mind
for his glorious oceans,
he'd fillet me faster than
you can say "fish sticks.
"
But, ahh, ain't you
already involved?
I mean, you did give the
fish-girl legs.
[ Laughs ]
She thinks I did her
a favor.
Mm-hmm!
Now, if we can just keep her
on land until the sunset,
the seas will be ours forever! Hmm!
[ Chuckles ]
But I still get
to beat people to a bloody pulp.
[ Whimpering ]
Of course.
You know how much I love to
watch you work with your hands.
- Heh!
- [ Men Chattering ]
- What happened to you?
- It was terrible.
Terrible!
He was like a human tornado!
One man did this
to you all?
Hercules.
No, no.
The other one.
The man he travels with!
The court jester? Please.
He couldn't
hit water if he fell off a boat.
[ Sighs ] There's something
fishy going on around here.
Some hero.
Wait'll they
find out I'm a fraud.
[ Woman ]
Excuse me, sir.
You sure you got
the right guy?
I just wanted to tell you
that I think you're very brave.
Oh, thanks, but actually,
I'm Mm!
[ Laughs ]
A little, um, tongue-tied.
I think I love you.
Uh, miss,
it's not that I don't wish I was the kind of
guy that could take advantage of this situation,
but, um,
what you're feeling
isn't love.
- Aphrodite made you feel like this.
- Who?
Aphrodite.
Goddess of Love?
Haven't you ever heard of her? [ Sighs ]
You're not from around here,
are you?
Not exactly.
[ Laughs ] So
where exactly are you from?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
My
home's a whole other world away.
So's mine.
To tell you the
truth, I felt like a slave there.
Really? But I'm trying to
let go of my old life
and get on with my new one.
- What's your name?
- Nautica.
Nautica.
Huh!
[ Male Peddler ]
Fish heads! Fresh fish heads!
[ People Chattering ]
[ Man ] But shnookie-lumps,
I swear we're just friends.
I catch you with your arms around
a naked woman in our living room,
and you expect me to believe you?
She's a nudist! She was choking!
[ Woman ]
Hah!
Oh! Oh-ho!
I'm so sorry
I didn't believe you.
That's all right, my darling.
I didn't believe me either.
Hmm!
Well, if it isn't the multi-talentless
and easily inflatable Aphrodite.
What do you know?
It's the Goddess of ***.
Here to defend your title at
the kielbasa-swallowing contest?
Oh! Oh!
Huh! Oh! Take that!
[ Giggles ]
You're the one who helped
that little clown, aren't you?
I knew he couldn't have
beaten those men on his own.
- Ohh! Oh.
- Am I
So what if I did? Eww, don't tell
me those gorillas work for you.
I'm warning you, Aphrodite.
This is none of your business.
Skip town, sister,
before things get ugly.
Oops! Too late.
Have you
looked in the mirror lately?
Enough!
Fashion victim!
Blonde!
[ Gasps ]
[ Sighs ] [ Woman ] I love you.
- I love you too.
- [ Giggles ]
[ Male Peddler ] Fresh
fruit right here! [ Sniffs ]
Ahh! Observe.
[ Whistles ]
- [ Giggles ]
- Ha!
- Ah!
- Oh! Oh! [ Giggles ]
- "Orange" you glad you met me?
- [ Man ] Eh, let's water these fish.
[ Squeals ] What is it?
Nautica, what's wrong?
Uh, the water.
It's a new dress,
and I didn't want to get it wet.
- Okay.
- lolaus, when you left your world,
how did you know it was the
right thing to do? Good man!
Well, um Tsk!
When it comes down to it,
I guess I couldn't think of
anybody back there that I'd miss.
Although, I think about it
occasionally.
Do you?
Well, what's to miss? Like
I said, I felt like a slave.
I mean, what kind of father won't let his
own daughter see the world for herself?
The kind that loves her so
much, he's afraid to let her go?
You know what?
You're the first man I've ever
met who talked to me and not at me.
Can I ask you something?
Can I kiss you again?
[ Gasps ]
Oh, no!
What is it? Something I ate?
[ Smells Breath ]
Cousin Abernathy!
What have they done to you?
Nautica, are you all right?
Ahh! Sure!
It's just that I
I used to have a fish.
And it looked exactly
exactly like this one.
And I called it
Cousin Abernathy.
Would you excuse me?
I'll be right back.
Heh!
What's the rumpus, Curly?
Ohh! Aphrodite!
Hey! I expect a little more
enthusiasm from my fans.
I'm sorry.
It's just,
I meet this beautiful woman,
and we have everything
in common, and
just once I thought
she'd like me for me.
Hey, I didn't have
anything to do with it.
You mean, you didn't sprinkle her with
whatever it is you sprinkle people with?
Okay, now I'm confused.
I thought
youdidn't want me getting involved.
No! No, that's great, that's great! That means
she she really thinks I'm brave, and
[ Sighs ] No, she doesn't like me for me!
She likes me for the me that she thinks is me!
The me that isn't me, I mean.
You know what I mean? Huh-uh.
Chill, Curly.
This is,
like, a golden opportunity.
When those goons come back to
rip the flesh off your face,
you can stand up to 'em for real, and
then you'll be the you she thinks you are.
Aphrodite, the me you think
is me isn't me!
I I have to tell Nautica
the truth.
[ Sighs ]
Fashion victim.
Me!
Who does she think she is? At least
I don't double as a floatation device.
Hmm! Don't sell
yourself short,
my little leather-clad
licorice stick.
I can't take any chances
with her around.
Get a grip, Brutus.
Hmm!
I thought you'd never ask.
Mm-hmm-hmm! Ooh! [ Goons Murmuring ]
No, you idiot!
I want you to catch that fish!
You all right?
I'm better than all right.
lolaus, I want to
stay with you forever.
Let's get married.
Whoa,
whoa, whoa! Nautica.
We have to slow down.
I mean,
we hardly know each other.
I haven't had time to ask you
what your favorite color is,
your favorite hobby
Blue.
Swimming!
Oh, you know what I mean.
lolaus, don't
you believe in love at first sight?
When I saw you standing up
for those poor people,
I knew you were the one.
Oh, Nautica, I
I have to be honest with
you.
[ Shudders ] So do I.
I'm not the person you think I
am.
I'm not who you think I am.
Ahh!
Time to sort out
all this confusion.
Now, which one
of you's Nautica?
So which one of you's
the creep
who beat up my men?
Okay.
You are dead.
And you are mine.
[ Brutus, Goons Laughing ]
[ Gasps ]
Well, you're really
asking for it this time,
because lolaus went easy
on you before.
Nautica, let's not try and upset the rather large
gentleman, who obviously has his own zip code.
- Is that right, Mr.
Tough Guy?
- Wha
- Time to teach you
- [ Joints Cracking ]
Ahh! A lesson.
Ah! Wait, that's it lesson.
The fight is
often won before the first punch is thrown.
Yeah, uh, you know what?
Eh?
I would really hate to do this without
telling you that your shoes are untied.
What do you think I am?
Stupid?
That's the oldest trick
in the books.
I look down,
and you whack me one!
- Well, it ain't gonna happen.
- Okay, okay, okay! I tried!
[ Growls, Gurgles ]
Run! Let's go!
dddd [ Vocalizing ]
Aah! All right, all ready!
Uh! Those Sirens are like the dog
whistles of the gods! Call 'em off!
Thank you for answering my call,
Aphrodite.
Any friend of Poseidon is a friend
of mine.
[ Clears Throat ] What's up?
It's my daughter.
She swam away from home.
You blew my eardrums
out for that?
Listen, my main merman, don't sweat
it.
She's a kid.
She'll come back.
And could we, like, turn up
the heat in here? It's freezing.
That's just it.
I can't.
When Nautica was born, my brother
Poseidon gifted her with a heart so pure,
it warms the seas.
If she doesn't return by sunset, the
waters of Greece will turn to ice.
Bummer.
Nautica has no idea
how important she is.
I should have
told her the truth.
Instead, I tried to arrange
a marriage to make her stay.
Did you say "Nautica"? That's
great.
I just saw her in the village.
She's on the land?
How's that possible?
Discord.
I knew that scheming
little skeezer was up to something.
Don't worry, Triton.
I know
exactly where to find her.
She's with Curly.
[ Clicks Tongue ]
Oh, no.
[ Both Laughing ]
It looks like we left 'em
behind.
You're amazing.
Only when I'm with you.
I wonder what they
wanted with you.
Beats me.
Nautica, I
Well, I've been thinking
about what you said before,
about love at first sight.
And I don't know.
When I'm with you, I
I am the person
I always wanted to be.
Well, then why do you
look so unhappy?
Because I'm afraid you won't feel the same
about me when you hear what I have to say.
But I promise you,
nothing will ever change
the way I feel about you.
Heh.
Well, I wouldn't
be too sure about that.
- I've been looking all over for you!
- [ Sighs ]
Now is not a good time.
Can we talk later?
Was it something I said?
No, no, no.
Not you.
You!
- Youwho?
- Meme!
She can't see me, Curly, and
we have to talk, like, pronto!
Okay.
Uh, could you
just wait for one moment?
[ Discord ] You lost them.
They were running really fast.
How fast could she have been running?
She's only had legs for one day!
[ Mutters ]
Well, we're trying our best!
And now,
you're hurting my feelings!
Yeah! You're hurtin'
his feelings!
Aah!
[ Both Gasp ]
- Anyone else have something to say?
- [ Goons Muttering ]
Brutus.
N- N-No!
Darling.
I know it's not your fault.
You're only slightly
smarter than a cabbage.
Ooh!
In fact, if you weren't
more endowed in other areas,
[ Sighs ] I would've killed
you long ago.
Gee, thanks.
Shut up!
Listen carefully.
I'm gonna make it easy for you.
Step one: Approach the girl.
Step two: Grab the girl.
Step
three: Bring the girl here.
Got it?
Hmm!
What girl?
Oh, yeah, right!
And I'm a Centaur!
I'm sorry, lolaus, but it's
true.
She's gotta go back.
Have you taken a look at her recently?
She is not a mermaid.
She has legs.
Yeah, which Discord gave to
her, to freeze the oceans.
Oh, why would she
wanna do that? Uh!
Hello!
Her name is Discord!
I know what this is about.
This is about you!
Me? Yeah.
I found love without
your help, and you can't stand it.
Ah! So not, even in
the hard-corest of ways!
I didn't have to hang out with you today, but
I did, out of the goodness of my huge heart.
Yeah! Which we could all see
beating if it weren't for your skin!
Put some clothes on, for
the gods' sakes! That is it!
You're on your own! Let the
seas freeze for all I care!
I hope you two
are very happy!
H How?
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me not.
[ Chuckling ]
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
Blaah!
[ Screams ] What are you doing? Ha-ha!
lolaus!
[ Laughs ]
My, my!
Discord will be pleased!
Nautica!
Nautica!
Oh, no!
[ Laughing ]
Here.
Why are you doing this?
[ Whimpering ]
Tie her down! Discord! I
thought you were my friend! Uh!
What makes you think I care about
your happiness in the slightest?
- Why did you help me then?
- Help you? [ Laughs ]
There's no greater handicap
than innocence, my dear.
But in way, I envy you.
Must be nice to float through
life with your head in the clouds.
Yeah! Must be nice!
- Time to pop the balloon.
- Paahh!
Your father never told you the
real reason he wanted you to stay.
If you're not home in time for
supper, the seas will freeze,
along with everyone you left behind.
No!
No!
[ Laughing ]
Look on the bright side.
We
can all learn to ice skate.
[ Both Laugh ]
Okay, I can do this.
Flowers work
every time.
Um, uh
Here.
Aphrodite, I know I'm the last
person you want to see right now,
but, well, Nautica's been
kidnapped, and I need your help.
Please don't punish her
for what I said.
I know I didn't believe you,
but, well, that's 'cause
'cause I love her,
and I don't wanna let her go.
Did I mention you're my favorite
god? [ Aphrodite ] Go on.
Uh, you're-you're funny, and
you're, uh you're beautiful,
and your fashion sense
is beyond reproach.
And I'm a jerk for saying
those things I said.
- Come on, Curly.
- [ Relieved Sigh ]
- Let's go save your girlfriend.
- [ Brutus Grunts ]
She don't look
like no mermaid.
Think of her as powdered milk.
You just add water.
- Uh!
- Then what are we waiting for?
lolaus will find me,
and he'll stop you.
[ Sarcastic Laugh ] lolaus would run from
his own shadow without Aphrodite's help.
- He's not the hero you think he is.
- [ Banging ]
But I'm about to be.
What you're about to do,
my pesky little friend,
is find out how much
love can truly hurt.
- [ Gasps ]
- Get him! Aah!
[ Screeches Like Cat ] Now,
now.
Let's keep this fight fair.
Uh! You want a piece of me,
Elvira?
What are you gonna do, love
girl? Shower me with hearts?
- Hi.
- lolaus!
I knew you'd come.
Look out!
***!
Tootsie!
Trollop!
[ Both Screeching Like Cats ]
You!
Uh!
Time to meet your maker.
[ Screaming ]
Huh?
[ Chuckling ]
I'm sorry, lolaus.
I tried to tell you.
This is who I am.
[ Laughing ]
Hey, guys!
She really is a fish!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
[ Gasps ]
Hey! That's my girlfriend
you're laughing at!
[ Birds Twittering ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Giggling ]
Uh! Ohh!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
[ Delighted Squeal ] Looks like
you got a nasty case of crabs.
Huh! Heh-heh!
[ Groaning ]
Get these things off of me!
You better hightail it
out of here, Discord.
I don't think you wanna be too close to the
coast when I tell Poseidon what you've been up to.
The good thing about
being immortal?
You always have time
to try again.
Nautica.
lolaus!
It's all right.
You don't have to say anything.
We should've been honest with each
other from the beginning.
We were.
I meant it when I told you,
"I love you.
" So did I.
[ Sniffles ]
That's why I'm gonna
get you home.
Hmm!
Nautica!
Tell Triton he owes me one.
And don't be
too *** him.
He loves you, you know.
Thank you, Aphrodite.
This is where we first met.
If I'd had known that we were only
gonna have one day together, lolaus,
I still would've kissed you.
[ Sniffling ]
How about one for the road?
I'm never gonna be able to
thank you enough.
For what?
For giving me something
to fight for.
Are you ready?
I'll never forget you.
[ Sniffling, Sobbing ]
[ Blows Nose ]
lolaus.
Hey.
Hi.
So, how was your day?
Oh, well, you know how it is.
I did
a little of this and a little of that.
Ah.
Well, I ran into Aphrodite down
the road.
Looked like she'd been crying.
- You guys have any trouble?
- No, no.
Nothing I couldn't handle.
So, how about
you? You've been saving innocent people,
helping them rebuild their lives
in the face of senseless tragedy.
Actually, the mud slide
missed the village entirely.
I spent the whole day
signing autographs.
Heh!
- Really?
- Yeah.
Go figure.
Huh!
Hmm!
Well, Hercules,
if you ever need a day off, uh,
I'd be happy to handle
things for ya.
You know, roust a few bullies,
kick a little butt.
lolaus?
Huh? Are you sure you're all right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be fine.
Huh!
[ Chuckling ]
- [ Giggling ]
- Yeah.
[ Muttering ]
Hey, uh, lolaus?
Why do you smell like fish?
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