Gonna Get Laid Tonight - Lyrics - Bastet

Makin' out a list I'm an optimist You think you'll finally get kissed Puttin' on my best clothes Gettin her a red rose Watch out so you don't get pricked Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Sniffin' my armpits Making sure I don't sweat Cover up that spot on your face Don't wanna break up Touch up my makeup Don't forget your way cool shades Beggin' my dad: "Please! Won't you give me the car keys?" "Go back upstairs you ain't goin' nowhere Looking like a disgrace watch that stuff on your face!" I can't wait to blow this place Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight There ain't no way I'm passin up an hot date Crawl out the window and make a break Hope I'm not found Jump to the ground Hotwire the car and getting away cross town Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Rub my plastic jesus Hopin' that he'll please us Sometimes preferably before hell freezes Sound your knockers your dad unlocks her Screaming "Stay away from my daughter!" I ask him: "Why?" And he pulls put the bible Yells "get out before I'm liable to do unto you what you wanna do To my sweet little Suzie Q!" Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight Slip into my car depressed an rejected Suzie's virtue remains protected When much to my surprise somehow Suzie – Ah! Just managed to sneak inside Gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight I hope I'm gonna get laid tonight Gonna get laid tonight