Stupid Game Show Answers - Attack of the Duh

[SGSA Theme plays] [Jack:] What classification of animals are dinosaurs? Uh...[Buzzer] Let's see. [Jack:] I'll have to call for your answer. Plistasistrians. [Audience laughs] [Jack:] What was that? Plist, plist, P-L-I-E-O-C-E-T-E-N-E-S-O-U-S. [Audience laughs] I-I-I I don't have that answer down here. And I'm afraid... [Audience laughs] I'm afraid that is not the right answer. [Jack:] And under the rules of the game, your opponent can answer and pick up $100 more. [Jack:] What classification of animals are dinosaurs? Reptiles. [Jack:] You're right. You go up to $300. [Bill:] What U are the Eastern Europeans who originated the tradition of painting Easter Eggs? [Maria rings in] [Bill:] Maria. Yugoslavians? [Bill:] No. [Buzzer] No. [Audience laughs] No. [Maria:] Oh, shoot. [Bill:] Yeah. Name something you feel before you buy it. [Audience giggles] [Mike buzzes in] [Richard:] Mike. Excited. [Audience laughs] [Alex reads the answer] [Contestents rapidly hit their buzzers] [Alex:] Per Gunnar. What's your behind? [Alex:] Oh, no. [Everyone laughs] "Blank" Tennessee. Mississippi. [Audience laughs] Wait a minute. I could safetly say in advance, "You are not going to get the $20,000..." [Bob:] Gentlemen, tell me. What is your favorite pasta? Um, flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen... [Audience laughs] [Bob:] No, no no no. [Everyone laughs] Name something made of leather... [Rings in] A purse. [Richard:] You're going to be slightly embarrassed when I finish this question. [Richard:] A purse. [Buzzer] [Richard:] [Chuckles] Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses. [Audience laughs] [SGSA Theme plays] [Theme stops] CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY SuperKingT's SKT Captioning �