Oak Street Episode 1 - Out for an adventure!

Oak Street Episode 1 ("Out For An Adventure!") Captions By YoshiFan501 [MUSIC] Link: I have been having dreams about the same event for as long as i can remember. It's the same dream every night. All I can see is a finger beneath a black robe and a screen. I have never been able to make out what it has been. But today, I can finally leave the forest after receiving my fairy. [MUSIC CONTINUES] [LINK YAWNS] Link: Isn't this the part where Navi comes in? Navi? Navi? O, oh well. Must be due to low budget production. What was I going to do? Ah that's right. The Deku Tree. [POKEMON THEME PLAYS] Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town. And I'm gonna be the "Pokémon Master!" Ash's Mom: Son! Get yo Ash to bed! Dammit are you listening to me? Ya know? Whatever. Watch this T.V show. [PROFESSOR OAK THEME PLAYS] Professor Oak: Good evening Pallet Town. Tomorrow is the big day for the next class of Pokémon Trainers. I would like to introduce you to Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle. These three Pokémon will be available for any trainer, any young man, any young woman, anybody who can show up to my lab on time tomorrow. Remember, don't be late! Or you will not get a Pokémon. Ash's Mom: Ash! You're late! Ash: ***! [MUSIC PLAYS] Ash: Wait! Professor, wait! Professor Oak: What do you want child? Ash: I want a Pokémon. Professor Oak: I'm sorry, but you were late. I said last night that you would not get one if you were late. Ash: But I saw your show and [MUMBLES] I was late. I slept late. I was reading books, watching television. Professor Oak: [INTERRUPTS ASH] I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm out of Pokémon. Ash: I'm ten years old. Give me a *** break. Professor Oak: The only one I have left is this Pikachu. Ash: Give me! Professor Oak: You absolutely could not handle this! Ash: Why? Professor Oak: It is the most powerful Pokémon in all of existence. Ash: I've read otherwise. Professor Oak: I'm sorry, but I must go on my own adventure. With this Pikachu, this lab coat, this bike, and me Professor Mother *** Oak! Off I go! Ash: But Professor wait! Link: Oh Deku Tree, I didn't get my fairy today. What ever will I do? Deku Tree: Oh Link, I'm sorry, but due to the low budget production of this film, I am not able to provide you with a fairy today. And as you see, I'm not as big as you thought. I'm afraid that due to my massive cancerous lump on my face, I cannot test your skills today. So please just leave the village. You are not one of the Kokiri, Link. Go out and be a Hyrulean, and save Hyrule! Link: Sure was nice knowing ya. [LINK GRUNTS] Link: Well, what the hell's the problem, dude? Forest Guard: You cannot leave unless you have a sword, and a shield. Link: That's ***! [FOREST GUARD SCREAMS] Forest Guard: What? [LINK YELLS] Professor Oak: Pokéball go! [LINK YELLS] Link: What the hell's wrong with you, old man? Professor Oak: You're not a Pokémon. Link: What the hell is that? Professor Oak: Why are you rolling around like a Pokémon kid? Link: I'm sorry sir, but do know where I can find Princess Zelda? Professor Oak: I don't, but I have this handy little device on me that might be able to help you. I call it Siri. Siri. Could you help us find Zelda? Siri: YES, PRINCESS ZELDA CAN BE FOUND AT HYRULE CASTLE. HERE IS HER FACEBOOK PROFILE PAGE. Professor Oak: Siri. What is the fastest way to get to Hyrule Castle? Siri: HYRULE CASTLE IS 532 METERS AWAY FROM YOUR CURRENT LOCATION. FASTEST WAY IS BY HORSE OR ROLLING. Link: Uh huh? What was that about rolling now?