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>> HEY!
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
ANNOUNCER: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH
YOU, SHEMAR MOORE, A.K.A. THE TV
STAR WHO'S ON EVERY WOMAN'S
D.V.R. -- DREAM *** ROSTER.
>> FIRST OF ALL, I'M BALD
BECAUSE I SHAVE MY HEAD.
>> YEAH.
I'M UP UNEMPLOYED SO I'M SAVING
MONEY ON THE HAIRCUT.
ANNOUNCER: SHH, YOU'RE KILLING
THE FANTASY!
>> WE GOT SHEMAR MOORE OUT.
HE'S CELEBRATING HIS
UNEMPLOYMENT.
ANNOUNCER: YEP, BECAUSE
SHEMAR'S "CRIMINAL MINDS"
CHARACTER HAD A BABY AND LEFT
THE UNIT AFTER AN INTENSE
EMOTIONAL EPIPHANY.
>> I NEVER KNEW 6 POUNDS, 1
OUNCE, COULD KNOCK ME OUT.
ANNOUNCER: GOD, HE'S GOOD.
>> I WOULD GIVE HIM A JOB.
[LAUGHTER]
>> OUR CAMERA GUY HAD THE BEST
QUESTION EVER.
>> WHAT FEMALE CELEBRITY HAS THE
MOST VALUABLES EGGS?
ANNOUNCER: REPRODUCTIVELY
SPEAKING.
ALLOWING FOR GENETIC ANOMALIES.
>> HE'S GOT A ***.
SHE'S GOT A ***.
THE *** GOES IN THE ***.
[BLEEP] HAPPENS.
>> THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
HARVEY: WHERE WAS HE?
>> I'M IN A SUIT IN A CLUB.
I'M GOING HOME TO WALK MY
BULLDOGS AND GO TO BED, BY
MYSELF.
>> I WAS LIKE, I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU!
>> GOD, HE'S SO HOT.
>> DID YOU SEE THE VIDEO PRESS
THIS WEEKEND, SHIRTLESS AND IN
HIS BACKYARD DANCING?
ANNOUNCER: OH, YEAH!
OH, YEAH!
OH, NO?
WHAT A TEASE!
>> YES!
THAT IS SO AWESOME!
>> WHY DOES IT WORK FOR HIM?
>> HOW COULD IT NOT WORK FOR
HIM?
>> WHAT'S HIS LAST MOVE?
♪♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ANNOUNCER: ALL RIGHT!
SO THANKS, SHEMAR MOORE, YOU
BIG, BALD BEEFCAKE!
>> BUT MY HAIR DOES FEEL GROWTH.
ANNOUNCER: SURE IT DOES.
♪♪