Rise of the Epic Scout

BEHOLD! My big project, finally completed after three and a half months (on and off)! What do you do when you are stuck in an Arena match against all odds? A...

You gotta be kiddin' me! Go, go, go! If you know what's good for ya you will run! Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, 'cause you're gonna be dead and then I'm-- (BLU Heavy) Aah! Aah! Fire, fire! Buildin' a Sentry! Is that all you got, moron? (RED Heavy) Let us wrestle, little man! (RED Heavy) Ooh! Run! Ruuun! I'm coming for you! I see ya! (BLU Scout) Medic! Doc, come on, man! Aah, crap... (RED Spy) Medic, medic, medic! (RED Demoman) Don't come wide with me, ya pint-sized mutt! That'll slow you down, ya twitchy hooligan! Holy dooley! Cheatin' only gets ya so far... (RED Demoman) How's that feel, ya blockhead!? Oh! That smarts... (RED Heavy) I am not done with you yet! Let's settle this like gentlemen! Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging? You got 'nything smart to say NOW!?