Terrordome - Cross over chaos 2013 tour report [english subtitles]

Are you ready? Come on, you prick, come on! Get over here! Come on, you prick, come on! We're in Poznań Day two, yesterday's show was awesome Poznań rules! She's probably dead Come on, ***, come on! And when they see cameras they run away but I say: do not be afraid. I have a lot more interesting things to say about the tour for instance, I can tell you what are my by and large... I can tell that I'm no one important, I'm just TRDM's tech for instance, I can tell you what are my by and large... I can tell that I'm no one important, I'm just TRDM's tech and I have some important reflections about this tour for example, when you can eat, you must eat and when you can sleep, you must sleep, when somebody passes you a towel, you never refuse When somebody puts his *** into your mouth, you're happy. And very important thing When somebody puts his *** into your mouth, you're happy. And very important thing When you drink multivitamin, you drink multivitamin You drink urine, this is urine When you drink multivitamin, you drink multivitamin You drink urine, this is urine Multivitamin You drink urine, this is urine Multivitamin The most important thing: do not talk with newly met, interesting people till 4.00 am! The most valid commandment of the tour When live gives you lemons The most valid commandment of the tour When live gives you lemons you ask if you can put them into your *** This is Mr. Manager I have nothing to say In ironworks, yes? In Ozimek? Yes, in ironworks in Ozimek the best... the best ***... Dear, how it is called? Silesia? I don't know what it is In Poland, this is in Poland Today, we're drinking with pals in Ozimek Here you are Cheers! For Mekong! No, no, no, no, noo, noooo! For whom have you been drinking? For too long... Haa! I'm here! I'm here! Hi there This is a big mystery where the clean towels ***' come from? This is our awesome camping Day two "My dear diary..." This is day three! "My dear diary..." This is day three! Wait, Poznań... Zawiercie Today Zawiercie, right! Ozimek Today Zawiercie, right! Day three, yesterday, we played in Ozimek We're on a beautiful campsite and today we're going to we're going to Zawiercie. Here comes Paua. Now, he's gonna eat yoghurt with roll So, some poem about dirty clothes? Clothes are trash smelling like cheeks from tour there's no cash I sleep in a tent and I eat dicks. Ok, enough I finish in a sec and we go This is a pink pillow that protects your neck and over there, we have pink toilet paper that protects your ***... Yeah! that protects your ***... Yeah! from contamination of fecal mass of which there are huge amounts on tour Actually, you can say feces is some sort of bread daily bread A tour's daily bread is feces which we often whisk Everything is about feces which we often whisk Everything is about feces Everything is about feces Everything is about feces Everything is about feces Feces Sometimes tough, sometimes soft generally, it's exactly as life exactly as life Sometimes you can't do it well... exactly as life Sometimes you can't do it well... Exactly! This is prose and I think, this is a prose of everyday life which is beautiful even if every day looks the same and feces is a perfect metaphor of how life in Poland looks like Yes, it means it's *** it sucks, actually Yes, it means it's *** it sucks, actually but sometimes desired Well, the *** hit the fan! but sometimes desired Well, the *** hit the fan! Exactly! Well, the *** hit the fan! Exactly! Personally, I have huge respect for feces for its underestimated nutritional values... I think the same For this that it doesn't change. People laugh at it, but it doesn't change I think the same For this that it doesn't change. People laugh at it, but it doesn't change for stability, be precise For this that it doesn't change. People laugh at it, but it doesn't change For this that it doesn't change. People laugh at it, but it doesn't change It doesn't change Generally, it's still the same It's consequent Today, we have a picnic in park you can hear wonderful songs What's up Paua? Will you say something to the camera? Good Will you say something to the camera? Good It won't be vulgar. I wanted to say that apart from picnic, we have gypsies here we need watch out for the gear Gypsies stole "janusz" [one of TRDM cases] Cross Over which city? Cross Over Cracow We're just heading Banska Bystrica Tom is asleep and the rest don't sleep. That's how we drive you don't have such awesome holes That's how we drive you don't have such awesome holes Bring it Malina, company's fuel you don't have such awesome holes Bring it Malina, company's fuel company's car Krzych, now Kadett! 150 on the counter! Krzych, now Kadett! 150 on the counter! And the best thing is that there are ***' lanes on this road! Do you have ***' lanes? No, because you don't have roads! And the best thing is that there are ***' lanes on this road! Do you have ***' lanes? No, because you don't have roads! No, becasue they can't afford the paint for those lanes! Do you have ***' lanes? No, because you don't have roads! No, becasue they can't afford the paint for those lanes! We even have holes and you don't! No, becasue they can't afford the paint for those lanes! We even have holes and you don't! Ok, poor guys, we won't be showing you this road anymore, because it sharpens your taste We even have holes and you don't! Ok, poor guys, we won't be showing you this road anymore, because it sharpens your taste Here is a well-known gang of gay millionaires... Eccentric! Eccentric gays! Eccentric! Eccentric gays! It's an anti-gypsy system If one comes near, it starts to blink, right here pipu-pipu like a car alarm. You have to get out of there what? You have to get out of there what? You have to get out of there And it looks like that: I fly into space, and they they would have to stand one on the other like Chinese and ***' chase me but and ***' chase me and ***' chase me despite appearances, they're really fast and ***' chase me despite appearances, they're really fast Filip hungry, no, yes? Hungry as a gypsy kid I'm shaking hungry, no, yes? Hungry as a gypsy kid I'm shaking I haven't been eating "bigos" for two days What's up? I'm not here I'm just sitting, I'm not here I'm just sitting, I don't know these gentlemen Sua Lei, Minha Lei *** the brazilian police Lick it yourself! ["poliż" = "lick" in Polish] We're heading Banska Bystrica. we're in traffic and no one knows what's going on... Good morning Tomasz! I had to, I had to do something... *** you, did it go well? Wait, wait... Wait a second, wait a second... Are you filming? Film the workers' faces Slow down a bit Say something interesting What? Say something interesting Ahooooj Banska Bystrica, Tirish How's the show? You were staring at me so badly and the inscriptions on my sticks turned to the left You were staring at me like a gypsy at rubble Rock'n'roll, ha? Now, it's only roll? Maybe just "solid as a rock fast as an arrow" All events take place assuming that the truth is real, objective, cognizable and describable in human language Take a look how a well organised car looks like This is the whole backline I can't see anything, light here This is the whole backline I can't see anything, light here light over there Here you are Here you ***' are Because I'm a professional and I don't talk like a ***' poor I won't be carrying anything more ***' Lego, Lego. I won't be carrying anything more ***' Lego, Lego. *** this, I'm not doin' it! ***' Lego, Lego. ***' Lego, Lego. What's so funny? What's so ***' funny? Shut up, we're filming Magnet... what else... ***? Shut up, we're filming Magnet... what else... ***? You play with a dilto in your ***? Yes What? I'm here. There four of us here And a little son of a *** is playing the drums Oh, yes! And a little son of a *** is playing the drums Oh, yes! Now, there's your chance to say something And that's *** up, when I have a chance to say something, I don't know what to say Thank you *** old crones! *** you! Tell me, how the *** it's possible to forget the pedal and lost it, for *** sake in Poznań? Excuse me, it hasn't been lost. It's here in Poznań? Excuse me, it hasn't been lost. It's here Right? Yes! Right? Yes! I have it in my pocket Here you are... In a sec, you'll be having my foot [in Polish the same word for "pedal"] in your pocket... In your ***! *** you, *** you, *** you, *** you! ***, you're heavy *** you, *** you, *** you, *** you! ***, you're heavy I don't know what about you but here in the 'hood I have I have my ***' respect. Yeah, in greengrocer. I have my ***' respect. Yeah, in greengrocer. Isn't the hotel night up to ***' 10 a.m., here? Mmm...I don't know... We have to go "I'd like to ride a skateboard" [Świniopas' lyrics] but I ate three lunches and I don't want to go. So sing something! Mother of God with God worshipped a ***... ***, you have circles under your eyes Me? ***, you have circles under your eyes Me? Yeah! Me? Yeah! That's not true. Now, time for some pickup lesson with Mekong from Terrordome. In this hard world, because in today's world young people don't know how to deal with women, but here we have an authority Rarely does it happen that we have some authority Look at him, that's how authority looks like Look at him, that's how authority looks like and that's how you should dress for a pickup We'll go further a bit she stood well she's calling you, Mekong She already has your number he hasn't talk to her yet, but she already has his number Now you see how it works In the age of the internet and mobile network you can do anything Mekong, Mekong, another target Look at that ***! Mekong, Mekong, another target Look at that ***! I would *** you on a back seat... She went to dress up. She is going to dress up. You would suck my ***, for sure, you would suck my *** so well that the sparks would ***' fly! Mmm, sweet... Ok, here you are Mekong, win her heart! One, two, three and you win her heart You would suck so well! One, two, three and you win her heart You would suck so well! Oh, so well like on a machine tool, with a *** tool bit you would whittle my *** real hard What about this one in colour pants? She's great but she wouldn't hear me anymore We're in traffic It's an *** traffic We're in traffic It's an *** traffic We're in the *** traffic Because it sucks like *** Yes. Traffic sucks like *** that's why it's *** Exactly! Yes. Traffic sucks like *** that's why it's *** Exactly! Another target She's with boyfriend. It would be more difficult, cause we have to break the current relationship, first and make a new one Mekong will make it and make a new one Mekong will make it No, we're driving to fast Good mornig, sir do you have 5 zloty for wine? I need... Get the *** out of here I need... Get the *** out of here Like my friend says Is there any ***' problem here? Shark, come on here, shark, come on shark come on, I'm gonna cut you I will make you a hole in your *** and a second one in your *** and a third one in your *** *** So, it's gonna be the fourth Come on, shark! Come on here, come on! Come here, come here! Come on here, come on! Come here, come here! National-Socialistic cookies, look! It's so ***' awesome here Now, it's time for a biology lesson with Terrordome Children and no children Now, it's time for a biology lesson with Terrordome Children and no children Listen, yes... A lesson of biology, anatomy and stuff We have some *** here, too so I warn you - don't watch this if you're under 18 Jacek and I made some unrelated projects of the new TRDM cover art *** Over Kraków Here's a beautiful Landschaft with a *** Then we have some conceptual drafts: two dicks with one nucleus above the ***' forest and mountains "Frostbitten, Grim Kingdom" above the ***' forest and mountains "Frostbitten, Grim Kingdom" We had also a thought "Frostbitten, Grim Kingdom" We had also a thought cause we noticed everyone draws dicks that way This is a project of Manu Joker - "Three Balls" here's some black metal and here's an upside-down ***, because we decided that normal *** is not satanic enough and upside-dwon *** is very satanic This is a *** with three nuclei that forms an upside-down cross and this is the most satanic one and it's gonna be on the front cover of our new album Here, we also have some interesting stuff and it's gonna be on the front cover of our new album Here, we also have some interesting stuff various styles of drawing of you know what Terrordome will also release its own own atlas anatomical atlas atlas anatomical atlas this type of precise illustrations will be inside As you know, it's a woman It's a hermaphrodite Here's a hermaphrodite Here's a herm... afro... no, it's a woman and a man This is a *** intercourse no, it's a woman and a man This is a *** intercourse *** intercourse This is a *** intercourse *** intercourse If you don't know, this is how it looks like. [PT] cú / [ENG] *** [PT] pinto / [ENG] *** [PT] pau no cú! / [ENG] *** in *** [PT] Tem muito cú saindo... / [ENG] There are many *** coming out... [PT] Tem muito Pinto saindo do meu cú / [ENG] There are many dicks coming out of my *** After today's show I feel kinda pale Somehow, I feel old I don't know why I'm kinda like not smart enough I'm Roman Kostrzewski I sing in *** Kat you can suck my *** *** and *** into my long johns, ***! Roman Kostrzewski [famous Polish singer from the band KAT] [PL] Chrząszcz / [ENG] Beetle [PL] brzmi / [ENG] sounds [PL] w trzcinie / [ENG] in reed [PL] Grzegorz / [ENG] Gregory [PL] Brzęczyszczykiewicz / [ENG] Brzęczyszczykiewicz [surname] [PL] Chrząszczyrzewoszyce / [ENG] Chrząszczyrzewoszyce [city] [PL] Powiat Łękołody / [ENG] district Łękołody In which language this is? [PL] Grzegorz / [ENG] Gregory [PL] Brzęczyszczykiewicz / [ENG] Brzęczyszczykiewicz [surname] [PL] Chrząszcz / [ENG] Beetle [PL] brzmi / [ENG] sounds [PL] w trzcinie / [ENG] in reed [PL] Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie / [ENG] Beetle sounds in reed. [PL] w Szczebrzeszynie / [ENG] in Szczebrzeszyn (city) [PL] Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie / [ENG] Beetle sounds in reed in Szczebrzeszyn. Janek, don't *** people! [PT] Em um ninho de mafagafos, haviam 7 mafagafinhos, quem desmafagafizar os mafagafos, bom desmafagafizador será. / [ENG] In a "Mafagafos" cradle, there were 7 "Mafagafinhos", the one who "mafaganize" the "Mafagafos", better "mafagnizer" will be. It's cool, bro. It's ok. God, that's disgusting It's no harm to be a little gay Now! Dear all, I want to tell you one thing The bathroom is free, so get the *** out I wonder what you will do to me, today last time it was funny, so I wonder what you're up to now Przemek, what you would like us to do to you? I don't want it to be invasive much... Can the marks last for 2 weeks? Well, I don't want marks at all Can the marks last for 2 weeks? Well, I don't want marks at all do what you want, but nothing invasive Uapa Przemek asks that this what we're gonna do to him today won't be invasive and the marks won't last for 2 weeks What? Did he recall the last time when we were here? Yes What? Did he recall the last time when we were here? What? Did he recall the last time when we were here? I wanted to tell you, you're not playing tommorow It was awesome I can't tell a bad thing It was awesome I can't tell a bad thing but it's great to see yourself on stage, huh? I can't tell a bad thing but it's great to see yourself on stage, huh? Felipe, I must ***' say that you do the job! It was awesome, like tip top I do the job It was awesome, like tip top I do the job I liked it I do the job I liked it Me gusta "Do you dream about incomes" [taken from polish rap song] "fame, video-clips? How much for the sale with promotion?" "You're close to a three thousand sales?" "I'm gonna tell you, you mean nothing to me" "if you did it on your own, you would look poorly" Uapa has a new song for you Nowe / New Światowe zło / World's Evil Nowe Swiatowe Zło / "New World's Evil" [TRDM song] Krzyż *** Banską Bystrzycą / "Cross Over Banska Bystrica" Krzyż ***... / Cross Over... ...jakie to miasto? / what city? to twoje Ostatnie Pożałowanie / "This is your Final Regret" [TRDM chorus] This is your Final Regret This is your Final Regret Cisza kiedy przemoc jest włączona / "Silence (While the Violence's On)" [TRDM song] Silence While the Violence's On Szalona czapka terror / "Madcap terror szalona czapka śmierć / madcap death" Szalona czapka terror / "Madcap terror szalona czapka, śmierć / madcap death" [TRDM churus] If somebody would ask me: szalona czapka, śmierć / madcap death" [TRDM churus] If somebody would ask me: "Why don't you make songs in Polish? Make songs in Polish!" I would sing to him Szalona czapka terror / "Madcap terror szalona czapka śmierć / madcap death" Zasmuć się na smierć / "Worry Yourself to Death" [TRDM song] "Worry yourself do death, *** Zasmuć się na śmierć / worry yourself to death" what are you singing? I can't follow "Worry Yourself To Death" what are you singing? I can't follow "Worry Yourself To Death" Oh, "Worry Yourself to Death"... It would be cool to have a car like this Our *** stands over there Say it, say it! I said, in Poland tax office is *** up if it could, it would tax *** We'll go to Nice at night we'll get some sleep and go to the *** beach Once again. Look at me. On the ***' beach! I'm gonna *** swim, oh ***! Once again. Look at me. On the ***' beach! I'm gonna *** swim, oh ***! He sells socks and rapes you It's a cheap bargain, I recommend socks And if a group of blacks would catch you, what then? oh, come on I'd rather not say It depends on their attitude I'd rather not say It depends on their attitude Look, six pissed off Poles *** me Look, six pissed off Poles *** me I saw six pissed off Poles only once in life on my cousin's wedding when there was no more *** on the table Before entering the building, the police had thrown a tear gas and bombed everything from artillery within three km Carpet bombing... from artillery within three km Carpet bombing... They were so afraid of going inside There was "Silence (While the Violence was on)" [TRDM song] They made them "New World's Evil" [TRDM song] And on the end there was a "Madcap Terror" [TRDM song] Przemek, you look like some sacred image like a feretory that you wave Gang of Eccentric Millionaires heads the route runs away Gang of Eccentric Millionaires heads the route Gang of Eccentric Millionaires heads the route After reckless escape from Budapest and Austrian police Gang of Eccentric Millionaires heads the route After reckless escape from Budapest and Austrian police We're *** heading Slovenia to sow slaughter and *** If some poet had seen our escape he would have said that the police could at most suck our dicks like a man without teeth some sorbet on the beach in Greece. We're slippy like a moisted *** that's why we run away so easily We're slippy like gypsy's hands Surprisingly hands of a gypsy are sticky, not slippy Surprisingly hands of a gypsy are sticky, not slippy No, no, no. They are slippy, but everything sticks to them hands of a gypsy are sticky, not slippy No, no, no. They are slippy, but everything sticks to them It's a phenomenon No, no, no. They are slippy, but everything sticks to them It's a phenomenon Rubble sticks the best... It's a phenomenon Rubble sticks the best... This is Przemek, after all-night trip from Maribor to Trieste How much is it? after all-night trip from Maribor to Trieste How much is it? 261km driven and we haven't crashed, yet and we haven't crashed, yet and we haven't crashed, yet and we haven't crashed, yet Ok, ok but we're close, we're close Ok, ok but we're close, we're close Ok, ok, there will be change, soon but we're close, we're close Ok, ok, there will be change, soon I'll be the driver and there's a possibility we can crash so we're gonna have fun As you can see The crew at ready Filip is making a *** to himself Uapa has already made a ***, so he sleeps And Tom changes his faith to Islam We're the only righteous ones After all-night trip, we're in Italy and we're heading Venice about 20km to Venice Italy, Io sono Uapa fratello polacco Hi I guess this is *** 50th day of the tour Look at this beautiful Roman building We've been on tour for three months Look at this beautiful Roman building We've been on tour for three months We're a little tired But we have one month left, so... We've been kidnapped by our friends from Italy But we have one month left, so... We've been kidnapped by our friends from Italy How's ***? Awesome! Where are we? I don't know... water... "We're in... *** knows where I don't know... water... I think it's some Baltic "We're in... *** knows where I don't know... water... I think it's some Baltic "We're in... *** knows where I think it's some Baltic We have fun over there!" We have fun over there!" Something like that, I think... Something like that, I think... ...that's the situation Ladies and Gentlemen, the Gang of Eccentric Millionaires from Poland did it again we Escaped from Hungarian rhubarbs which means police we escaped from the "Polizei" in Vienna now, we're hiding before "carabinieri" and we're gonna run away in this luxurious boat in this luxurious boat Look, ***' wood in this luxurious boat Look, ***' wood it's made from wood Look at me! it's made from wood Look at me! And you think correctly this is the boat that (of money and fame) this is the boat that this is the boat that Roger Moore *** sailed on in a James Bond movie I don't know in which one, but I know he did because he likes to *** sail on boats You know why we're *** sailing on it? Guess! Because we can afford! Tom Mekong How's to be a millionaire, huh? Look, the poor came Already? Yes Look A Pole in Venice Inspector of health and safety, Uapa I conclude incompatibility of engine cooling system of health and safety, Uapa I conclude incompatibility of engine cooling system Tell us, what happened with the engine and why we're standing in Milan like a bunch of *** In Milan? Yeah, in Milan Now, we're preparing a green tea it'll be ready in a minute I will call my friends to bring their mugs we'll be spilling, we'll be drinking tea cause it's nearly five o' clock British tea in Italy Yeaah, nobody's filming but me There's an awesome sea At last, some serious stuff I think the sun is coming out I wonder if they have wild snakes A turret. It's a ***' dream. Ohh, ***! I'm gonna swim over there Yeah, I'm gonna swim to the shore Finally, France And we're in Nice in Jeff's Hi, what's up? We have awesome croissants and breakfast We're gonna have a little sleep and then we're heading the beach And there this little *** is taking a bath Oh, *** What happened? You can't handle anything ***, I forgot my flips I know, I know... ***, I forgot my flips I know, I know... How can you be so addicted to the internet, for *** sake? It's easy How can you be so addicted to the internet, for *** sake? It's easy I haven't checked the internet since I left my house It's easy I haven't checked the internet since I left my house and I survived Me too, but what life is this? Exactly, what life is this? You know what life this is? It's so awesome life that today we were in such awesome place ...such a *** great view... It's so awesome life that today we were in such awesome place ...such a *** great view... Oh, man... ...such a *** great view... ...such a *** great view... What did we do or what we didn't do Hey, young man! What did we do or what we didn't do What did we do or what we didn't do Young man! What did we do or what we didn't do ...without the internet! What did we do or what we didn't do ...without the internet! "Have you ever done it?" Hey, young man! "Have you ever done it?" "Have you ever done it?" You haven't seen a ***' thing You haven't seen a ***' thing buy a ***, get drunk, you'll see how life looks like Not like that, not like that you'll see how life looks like you'll see how life looks like You were nowhere you don't know a *** sucking thing It is me who said that This is how we roll It's fun, isn't it? Wait, we're not visible I don't want us to be visible, I want to film the ***' mountains Wait, we're not visible I don't want us to be visible, I want to film the ***' mountains We're almost in Worfenblaufenfitterfichen We're almost there We're almost there after 40 days on tour We're almost there We're almost there after 40 days on tour There's 15 hours drive left And here we are Oh, that's awesome It's some sort of shepherd's hut I need to zoom it Mekong is walking on the rocks trying to sacrifice himself to some bear so it can eat him, or to some other snake Here, in front of me is senior pendejo walking in a T-shirt of his favourite band "Everlast" The second album is the best, only the second Only the second Everlast's album is good The second album is the best, only the second Only the second Everlast's album is good Tom is falling asleep And Krak Development is... here. I see you *** Maybe you want a mask? He doesn't need it You will have 10 000 ticks on your *** ...and on your *** I would like to say hello to our Prime Minister Maybe he will build such mountains in our country one day or such stripe on a *** We could make Tatras a bit higher and they would look more or less like this This *** led us wrong Krzysiu [the GPS' speaker], you *** the thing up All the way down! He really *** up All the way down! All the way down! For such pictures. Where you can see views like these? All the way down! For such pictures. Where you can see views like these? Creative Commons licence