Diary 18 - My dream about pewdiepie

Hi guys, I thought I'd share a dream that I had last night with you, just in case it comes true or whatever. Last night I went to bed at a reasonable time but couldn't sleep. Instead of wasting several hours of my life for nothing, I wasted it on youtube, looking up some of the most popular youtubers. I saw Pewdiepie. I don't quite get why he's so popular, but he seems pleasant enough in his own annoying way. Anyway, I eventually felt tired at 4 in the morning and went to sleep. The next thing I know, I'm walking into these public toilets, and already there at one of the Urinals is Pewdiepie. I think I screamed OMG ITS PEWDIEPIE in a girly voice and he looked around and gave a smile, before returning to the classic urinal stance. This is a public toilet, remember. For some reason- I don't know why- I began trying to pee into the urinal next to him, though I was still at this point stood across the room by the door. As you might understand, from that distance it is very difficult to control the path that the said urine will take, and also remember that this is a dream. Although I get the majority of it in the urinal, occasionally a bit splashed up Pewdiepie's back. He awkwardly glanced around a couple of times, frowning and confused, but somehow managed to keep his cool and continued with his business. And that's all I can remember. I woke up feeling somewhat confused, but also refreshed and enlightened. This experience had somehow given me respect for the guy and his seemingly massive bladder capacity. In his silence he had told me more about his self than a thousand of his wordy videos ever could. And then I realised that I had wet the bed.