K - Town s1, ep. 4 of 10 - He said, she said

[MUSIC UP] [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] JOWE: I didn't touch her. I didn't touch her. SFX/MUSIC VIOLET: Oh, we have a little button. SCARLET: What's that for? JASMINE: Well, it's whenever you push it, you can push it for anything, and a waiter pops out of the bush. SCARLET: Shut the [BLEEP] up. Shut up. VIOLET: There he is. SCARLET: I want a million dollars. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] VIOLET: He's not a wish maker. SCARLET: And then you just order? SCARLET: For anything I want? Okay, go away and then come back. WAITER: Okay. VIOLET: Can we have some menus, please? WAITER: Yeah. SCARLET: I'm just playing. I'm sorry. Wait, wait, watch. He'll come right back for real? JASMINE: Push it again. Push it again. This is like the best invention [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] SCARLET: Seriously, I need a button for everything. Like at work, I'm gonna call it the *** bell. SCARLET: His name is just gonna be ***. Like it's on. Hey, ***. Go fetch me some [BLEEP]ing water. MUSIC UP JOE: Dude, last night was crazy. STEVE: Last night was chaos. JOE: Last night was - was - I don't know how much happened last night. It was like fists were thrown. JOE: Water was flying up, sol ju [SOUNDS LIKE]. STEVE: Dude, the Jowe kid, man, that's all him, man. That kid's got some problems, man. YOUNG: Hey, barbeque. STEVE: Young, money. Young K-Pop Lee. JOE: Hold on, hold on, hold on. JOE: What are you wearing? JOE: Again, again, the glasses. No - no like glass in them. YOUNG: Hey. Stop, man. STEVE: Hey. Hey, hold on. Hey, spin around real quick. Spin around real quick. YOUNG: What? STEVE: Spin around real quick. What the [BLEEP] are you wearing? JOE: What's up with the little Koopa backpack? STEVE: You got two pants on so how do you take a ***? Which one do you open? Which one do you open, man? YOUNG: Yeah, it's too big. That's why I need two pairs of - two pairs to hold it up. SCARLET: What kind of guys do you guys like? JASMINE: Manly ones. VIOLET: Yeah. JASMINE: Tall. Tall. I like tall guys and manly. VIOLET: Tall. They have to be tall. SCARLET: Wait. Do you guys only date Korean guys? VIOLET: I only date Korean guys. JASMINE: No. I date every - SCARLET: Not everything? Hell, yes. JASMINE: Hell, yes. JASMINE: Okay, why do you only date Korean guys? SCARLET: Yeah. VIOLET: It's just more comfortable for me. Like sometimes you want to say *** in Korean and no one can understand and you can just have that comfort, you know. JASMINE: You've dated Asian guys before, right? SCARLET: I've dated one Asian guy. SCARLET: He was Japanese. Asian guys don't really hit on me, though. I think I'm too tall. SCARLET: I'm like, well, I'm sorry that you're a midget and I'm not. Like I'm not gonna hide my height because you're a midget. VIOLET: So does size matter? SCARLET: Height or ***? VIOLET: The latter. JASMINE: Everything. SCARLET: Hell, yeah. I'm a size queen. But I'm really good. My *** radar is dead on. JASMINE: That's why you don't date Asian guys or what are you talking about? SCARLET: That's not true. I never said that. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] VIOLET: It's genetics. SCARLET: It's a myth. It's a total myth. When I used to be a stripper, I - like those, honestly, of all the guys that I lap danced on - JASMINE: Lap danced on. What if it was a wallet? SCARLET: The smallest -- [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] The smallest guy, like the smallest *** I ever danced on, I couldn't even tell he was hard. He was white. VIOLET: If it does - if it fits in my mouth, then it's too small. SCARLET: Wait, okay. Hold up. Hold up. How big is Jowe? JASMINE: She's like hold on, let me cut it. Like this? SCARLET: Is it like that? See, I was right. VIOLET: I wouldn't say that. I’ll leave that for you do, you know. SCARLET: Yes. Oh, I can't wait to Facebook it. JOE: Joe Cha, our [BLEEP]ing grill master, man. STEVE: Yeah. Hey, thanks, Joe, man, ***. JOE: How - how do you guys like it? YOUNG: Medium rare. JOE: Dude, that girl that socked Violet in the face, that's a typical K-Town girl right there. Typical. YOUNG: So all K-Towns will just do that? Just [BLEEP]ing sock somebody's - JOE: I mean - I mean, the thing with K-Town girls, they're a little bit more down. STEVE: Yeah. JOE: A little bit more like thuggish, you know. They'll - they're down to fight, they're down to scrap, you know. They're down to drink. JOE: But you're used to like the [UNINTELLIGIBLE PHRASE] girls, you know, the more - the prissy, you know, like dolled up and all that. So - YOUNG: Yeah, they're really - they're, uh, you know - STEVE: [OVERLAPPED] girls, you know. This guy, he just got home from Korea right now. I see it, man. YOUNG: Girls over there like looks like models everywhere you walk, man. Probably like a L.A. 10 would be like a five over there. STEVE: We got to move to Korea, bro. YOUNG: What - what is the K-Town - JOE: Steve - Steve will give you what a K-Town girl is. STEVE: Okay. All right, so let's just say that a typical K- Town girl is going to a club tonight, right? She is dressed up in like a skin tight dress. YOUNG: Sexy. STEVE: Freaking caked her face with makeup. YOUNG: They look beautiful, right? JOE: I mean, you can't tell. STEVE: You can't tell ***, right? STEVE: It's like boom, boom, boom, boom. And they're all dancing. It looks - it looks [BLEEP]ing hot, dude, right? STEVE: They look so hot and then when the light turns on, you're like whoa. We got like monkeys popping out, we tigers, we got - we got [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION]. We got bears, we got - JOE: Through the night they're gonna be dancing so they're gonna be sweating. STEVE: Well, I'm not trying to say like all K-Town girls are ugly, right? The light turns on, they're like - they're still the same? Let's keep her. SCARLET: Dude, how awkward was last night? VIOLET: Yeah. SCARLET: Okay, so you need to back up because I don't know how you and Jowe broke up, but I need to know so I know how to act around him. VIOLET: Well - JASMINE: Do you still like him? VIOLET: Jowe? Um, as - I don't know. Like - JOE: So what's up with Jowe and Violet, though? STEVE: Dude, I don't know. JOE: I mean, yesterday I saw them talking at the bar and then they kept on going out, in and out of S Bar. STEVE: The thing about these freaking past things, bro, when they have alcohol in them, the alcohol will, you know - JOE: Yeah, and - and Violet's drunk last night. Everyone's drunk last night. STEVE: They'll hook up, they'll have a little sex here and there in the restroom, I don't give a [BLEEP], right? SCARLET: Like how did you guys break up, though? VIOLET: Like we got into an argument and then, um, like I have a tendency to say, hey, you know, let's break up. VIOLET: So then he took it to heart and he's like you should never say that seriously, blah, blah, blah. And then he took off. VIOLET: He's like, no, I'm just over it. Like just give me, uh, time to think about it. And then, um, after two weeks I found out that he was dating another girl from my friends. So I was like all right, I'm done. So then I just started dating. SCARLET: Wow. Dirty, dirty ***. Ew. STEVE: Speaking of [BLEEP]ing Jowe, man. This guys is like, okay, he's trying to [BLEEP]ing sell himself. Hey, I'm not - hey, dude, I'm not like that, Violet. STEVE: Hey, I'm - I'm cool, man, you know. Whatever, whatever. And he's like - he invited like all these girls - what was - what was that girl's name again? JOE: Evelyn Lin. STEVE: Dude, I - I think he brought her last night. JOE: Right. The *** star or whatever. And I know she got jealous from that. SCARLET: Girl code, yesterday when you're not around he hit on me super hard. SCARLET: I swear to God. He's dirty. He's so disgusting. SCARLET: He was like - when I think you were in the restroom or something, he like looked at me. He was like, hey, it's good to see you. JOWE: What's up, Scarlet? I like your hair. SCARLET: I'm like good to see you, too. Whatever. And then he said - JOWE: So are you still with your boyfriend? SCARLET: And I'm like why does it matter? Like why - A) why are you asking me and B) why do I need to tell you. And I'm like what are you trying to get at? And he's just like - JOWE: I'm just asking you. SCARLET: And he gave me the look up and down. And I'm like don't look at me up and down. VIOLET: He's, you know, ***. I mean, he hangs out with Joe. Come on. STEVE: The way I know Violet, man, she is hell aggressive. She's always fight, fight, fight. It's don't [BLEEP]ing mess with me, don't [BLEEP]ing talk *** about me. STEVE: Out of, uh, our group of friends - JOE: Yeah. STEVE: Violet is the K-Town girl, I think. MUSIC UP JASMINE: Hello? SCARLET: Hey. JASMINE: Hey. What's going on? SCARLET: Nothing. Hey, I was wondering, uh, you know how we're going to noraebang tonight? JASMINE: Yeah. SCARLET: Um, I think Jowe's gonna be there. JASMINE: Well, what are you gonna say to him? Did you talk to him yet? SCARLET: No, I haven't. But I don't want to put him on - out on blast in front of everyone. JASMINE: Yeah. No, I think you should talk to him one-on-one and really see what he says. Because in front of other people he's probably gonna lie to you or try to act like it never happened. But if you confront him one-on-one, then maybe he - the truth will come out for once. And then that's when you put him on blast. SCARLET: Okay. JASMINE: Okay. Call me back and let me know. Or just let me know later. SCARLET: Okay. Okay, okay. JASMINE: Okay. Bye. MUSIC UP JOWE: Hey, what's going on? SCARLET: Hey. SCARLET: What's up? SCARLET: I called Jowe to meet me at the Purple Wine Bar because I just wanted to clear the air with him about him, um, making a pass on me. SCARLET: What happened between you and Violet? Didn't you guys go somewhere last night? JOWE: We went just back to my house only because she was too drunk. So I was like hey, let's go back to my house and sober up. SCARLET: So she spent the night at your place? JOWE: I insisted. SCARLET: They're hooking up. I know they [BLEEP]ed. I don't care what they say, they [BLEEP]ed. SCARLET: Did you tell her you were hitting on me? JOWE: No, I don't think I hit on you before. SCARLET: You know what you said, Jowe. I think it's really disrespectful for you to hit on me like that. Not just to me, but to Violet. JOWE: Scarlet, if I wanted to hit on you, I would have hit on you. JOWE: And I would admit it. SCARLET: Oh, okay. SCARLET: Oh, I'm not your type? I'm everyone's type, baby. JOWE: No, far - okay, well, I'm not everyone. SCARLET: I am everyone's type. JOWE: Well, I'm not everybody. SCARLET: I don't want your *** anyways. And yesterday you called me a ho for no reason. SCARLET: Shut up. JOWE: The *** wants us to shut up. Let's go. Just kidding. SCARLET: What? I'm a ho because what? I don't want to [BLEEP] you? Because I don't want to deal with some [BLEEP]ing - JOWE: I think I want to make the decision of [BLEEP]ing you, right? Because I'm the one that sticks it in? SCARLET: You don't make any - no. You don't make any decisions at all. Because unless I open my [BLEEP]ing legs for your stupid *** little tiny ***, oh, I know. We all know. JOWE: Hey, I'm sorry. SCARLET: K-Town, we all know. SCARLET: Oh, don't think Violet didn't tell me that you have the smallest *** out of all the [BLEEP]ing ex-boyfriends. JOWE: Violet would never say that. JOWE: She's talking about dicks 24/7. Dicks, dicks, dicks and it makes me question, does she have a *** of her own? JOWE: Because when you just - just hold her hair, you know, tell her to hold up her hair and she looks like a Chinese boy. JOWE: Call me the little ***, whatever. That's fine. SCARLET: Jowe, do not hit on me. JOWE: You're like fricking taller than me. Why would I date someone that's taller than me? SCARLET: Just don't even go there. I don't like Korean guys. Don't go there. JOWE: Good. I know you don't like Korean guys and Korean guys don't like you. SCARLET: Okay, good. JOWE: Korean guys don't like Chinese girls, I'm sorry. SCARLET: Okay, I think it's time for you to go. But you know what? I paid for this drink - JOWE: I don't take - I don't take it as offensive. SCARLET: I paid for this drink already. JOWE: Oh, my goodness. SCARLET: Seriously? It's good. This is not a date. JOWE: It's expensive so - SCARLET: This is not a date because I paid. JOWE: I know you want it to be a date, it's fine. SCARLET: You're so retarded, dude. JOWE: It's fine. JOWE: Don't [BLEEP]ing waste my time. SCARLET: Bye. JOWE: Why did Scarlet even invite me out for drinks when she was just gonna *** at me? She's so like into me or something, you know what I mean? JOWE: Like I don't know what it is and I'm really curious to find out. MUSIC UP/NAT SOUND STEVE: I see Scarlet avoiding Jowe the whole night so I pull Scarlet aside and I ask her what's up? SCARLET: Before we came to noraebang - STEVE: Okay. SCARLET: Like I called Jowe to meet up with him because last night he hit on me. JOWE: You know, we were all hanging out and so when Violet wasn't around, Jowe was like all up in my ***. So today I called him and I was like hey, you got to make this right because you know last night Violet spent the night at Jowe's place. SCARLET: He is so shady. I don't even know why he's hanging out with us. I don't know. But I didn't want to tell you in front of all the guys, but like I was outside smoking a cigarette, I overhead Joe said that like you're hating on Jowe, but you didn't think he was like supposed to be part of our crew. I don't know, whatever. But Joe said that you're jealous. STEVE: Jealous of what? SCARLET: I don't even know. That's just what I heard. STEVE: No, no, no, no. Well, no, there's no - SCARLET: Look, I'm just trying to look out for you because I know like Joe is like your brother. STEVE: Why would I be jealous? SCARLET: I don't know. STEVE: And I'm not. I don't understand why Joe, who I consider my - my brother, my friend, is talking behind my back. SCARLET: You need to talk to your boy, that's all I know. JOE: We got the soju bombs, right? Okay, let's do it. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] One, two, three. Yeah. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] STEVE: Scarlet was the last one to finish a soju bomb and Young was the first so Scarlet had to grant him one wish. STEVE: You got to grant him any wish. SCARLET: Okay, whatever wish you want. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] What do you want, baby? STEVE: She's got to grant you a wish, man. What is it? What is it? YOUNG: Uh, hmm, Scarlet will good at this. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] STEVE: Make a wish. Do it, do it. Do it. YOUNG: Lap dance. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] SCARLET: I worked as a stripper for two years and I know how to get a *** hard, what? [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] JOWE: When Young got to get that lap dance with Scarlet, I had to pull out my camera. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] YOUNG: I had like *** flying all over my face. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] JOWE: That video was hilarious. I had to put it on my Facebook, I had to put it on my Twitter, I had to put that on YouTube. I mean, everyone just got a huge kick out of it. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] YOUNG: So Young will kill me if she sees this. MALE: Next week on K-Town. JOE: You're still coming out tonight, though. YOUNG: No way. JASMINE: I convinced Scarlet to do the whole booking experience because she's never been. SCARLET: Booking is for guys with no game. MALE: Are you having a good time? [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] JASMINE: Everyone's having a good time and then Jowe opens his mouth - [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] [END OF K-Town Episode 4]