Andrea Cirillo's Graduation Day

The first time I met Andrea I think it was on my exchange, it was his exchange as well we were together, all the Spanish and Italians because we were the coolest and the first impression I had from him was that he was the leader of all the group. Is Cirillo there? Yes, yes! C'mon, you're first! Ready? breath GO! The first memory I have of Andrea, is when I was about 4 I was sitting at the kitchen table when he pushes me and manages to crush my head on the marble, and so for the second time I opened my head and needed sutures again. Here we can see the scars of his push. Then I don't remember what he did. Maybe he hit me again in order to remain the only brother alive and the only beloved baby in our family I met Andrea Cirillo that time he came by my side in Madonna di Campiglio to eat "Polenta" he was great and offered me to drink so I immediatly knew he was a "Terrone" (southerner) I met Cirillo some years ago in a mental rehab center dedicated to a certain "*** Carli" who was famous for buying drug from the same dealer of Mr. Agnelli (famous italian lawyer) In substance, both me and Cirillo, were diagnosed with a severe form of acute schizophrenia and so once the therapeutical use of Cannabis Sativa was forbidden, at least in Italy, we were sent to Holland in order to try this new therapeutical experimentation, but as you can see, the results were very poor In synthesis i really liked Cirillo immediately, because his a man of honor and so a man of substance and is also a guy who doesn't talk too much. Even if we have to say that those few times he talks, he just says ***. emh...how I met Andrea? I met him in 1990, while we were both fighting the war of Kosovo and he shot himself to a leg, so I took him and we introduced each other "nice to meet you", "Gennaro","Andrea", and that's when all this adventure that we can define.... ehmmm...a little... an adventure which was.... ehm...give me the word! ehm...dishonest! dishonest is not enough... I'd have arrived to that And then the school adventure started I had to stand him for 5 years at high school he was my classmate and I used to say he was very "InCirillited" from his father and i had to put a lot of commitment to "Nappize" him That was to remove all that Cirillitude from him and when i made it, they took him away from me he went to Rome and then to London and he returned to be the same Cirillo as before. But I think that probably if I hang out with him again with some effort, I could manage to "Nappize" him again And now he made this brick here they say he is gratuated now look, just to show you how far his Cirillitude has gone If he went on hanging out with me, his thesys would have been this big, more or less What can we say about Andrea? since Andrea was born, he has shown some peculiarities expecially at the table or better at the beach, despite the vomit he continued to ask "potatoes mine! potatoes mine!" from the plate of his friend next to him and since then he showed an interest toward the others but expecially toward the food that he maintained during the years Take him away from the table is always very hard keep him in bed is practically impossible so the wish is that he can sleep and relax a little more expecially now that he passed this great obstacle And (it was nice) to see him happy during Erasmus, and then going on with the friendships with the people he met there Please! This way He's graduating "*** laude"! yes! everyone's standing up! Your graduation exam has been approved with a score of 110 *** laude These flowers are for you, but you have to read the card! you have to read the card! Yes, i have a reflex. Any problem? The thesys? The thesys is there smile To reach the laude Andrea worked very hard Remembering of the 109 of his bachelor degree not to risk he gave a huge tip to the Rector and also offered *** performance to the commission expecially men rather than women and apparently they were satisfied by him, even if I didn't belive it was possible because of his experiences and the stories of Erasmus I knew he had many defaillances and many misfires Doctor! Doctor! Doctor in the hole of the... Shhhhhhhhh! At the climax! The best memory of Andrea is when he was a baby and he stayed 3 years in my place Then he gives me satisfaction expecially now, with 2 degrees I did not expect that. All in a sudden! I just flipped the thing! As the restorer of the fountain! Yes, I'm an alcoholic I met Andrea in one of the worst Bars of Caracas after a fight, where we were deciding the real nutritional value of fries, expecially spinach cutlets Spinach cutlets have been the leitmotiv of our friendship that, I do not know why, has continued until this point. Unfortunately during the fight I broke an arm I haven't been able to use my arm for 2 and a half years because his formidable right was so strong it smashed the bones of my body Marco, can you give me a hand? Sure! A negative thing about Andrea Cirillo is that unfortunately when we went out together I'm always more convinced that he's not able to drink I mean, he refuses to drink Jagermeister, he really escapes from the place whenever he sees it he doesn't even want to drink it. Cheers! Best wishes for your future! And so he said: "You cannot graduate this session because I've never seen you before" I smash you! Yes, I told him... more or less (typical Italin gesture) I break you! [pretending to speak English] And then he really breaks the balls when he starts speaking sometimes takes some pauses and you see him... and does those things like... and then resumes, but in the end you cannot make real criticism on him he is a quite calm guy and I hope that this can be the beginning of a more prolific life than it was before. Cirillo in all of that remains a nice person but low in level, you cannot rely on him he just works in London, earns about 8 billion euros a month, so... how is it possible to estimate him. Said what I hope he doesn't forget of the real value of spinach cutlets in our lives and the real value of other things that maybe in this context is better not to mention. Congratulation my Cirillo! The worst thing of Andrea is that after marrying me in Estonia, he went out with all the guys of the exchange. I can accept it with you, but not with Luca, Mirko and many others. Ok, Andrea es un maricon. Yeah, probably. And now that he is a Doctor, and found a Job in London I just hope he doesn't forget of his origins but expecially of his friends Everything you should need, my Cirillo, you know... just shoot with a shotgun and I'll be there! Baciamo le mani. All he did is the result of his effort and that's all. A big, big kiss from Grandma Lina! The parents are absolutely proud of having a son like Andrea, I think this is an element of personal and family luck and thank you for the example you gave to Marco Are we sure? Sure! but now Marco is overcoming him! Congratulation...