Live! at The Boot - Episode three

Excuse me sir, what do you mean no unlimited pizza? Do you know who I am? I'm the live at the boot guy! Oh my god, I'm sorry! Gimme a couple o' minutes, okay? Oh oh we're filming! Hey what's up guys? That's sace' And that's Fox! And we're here with episode three of Tulane's hot new TV (web series), live at the boot Live at the boot So you know the drill by now guys, we've got some hard hitting questions and... What are those questions? Oh okay you wanna know the questions? Question number one, how did you lose your virginity? How did you lose your virginity? Random one night stand at a frat party, what else I lost it in the back of my Rav-4 during a thunderstorm It was at a park, and it wasn't fun! It was safe, it was consensual, it was ... fine I lost my virginity to a six month girlfriend who was super-prude, but I put in the work, I put in the effort, I got to know her family, and that was how I went through with losing my virginity. It was family first, *** second! Aight so, I was dating this Australian girl, her name is Kate, Kate ------. Um, I cooked her dinner, fed her strawberries by the fire, and then made passionately sweet sweet love to her on a crack-den mattress in my basement. Do you have another, another question? Not a *** question? A little less misogynistic? What is your greatest shortcoming? Whats's a shortcoming? Like, what's your greatest weakness about yourself what would you change about yourself? Not going out enough freshman and sophomore year. Amen, Amen! I'm super judgemental Yeah probably the fact that I hate people who wear *** weird hats Thinking that I know more than I know. I just cannot ssstand being wrong. I cannot. I must always be right. My genitals. I got a DUI once but like, not a big deal. Oh maybe better vocab I wish I was taller; I wanted to be a model when I was younger What do you think about old people? Ehhh, 45 and under, maybe Well, I think that there are some old men who are really cute Yeah old people are dope/dumb. Uhm, my grandma is actually pretty mean I'm gunna be honest I love them! They're the best! I feel so bad, I really don't like them Like, we're talking like old old people? The elderly. It's not my biggest fan, I'm not their biggest fan. They're so nice! If you're related to them they're cool, if you're not related to them you kinda just I feel like my grandma's not cool and I'm related to her They're friendly people! Old people dude they can...They're old! Their time has come, get em outta here, they're just bringing down, everything. Old people I'm not about em. And I know exactly what I'm saying, it's eliminating me from any political party affiliation I could ever attain in life. I'm done. This, this, this interview has *** me! Already in the span of a minute, I'm done. I can never run for office again. And, because it's our Easter special, would you *** Jesus? Yes, 100% Absolutely not! Jesus can get it, Jesus can get it all night long I'm Jewish so, no. Haha, also he's a dude. Ahh ***, but he's Jesus. I would agree to some mutual touching, maybe, some mutual touching that's about it. No you gotta *** him Hmm, so then I'm gunna say no After he was like, revived, or before? Zombie Jesus. Yeah, yeah, zombie Jesus is totally fuckable *** yeah, *** yeah I would *** Jesus Acknowledging the fact that I would *** the *** outta Tom Brady, I feel like Jesus Christ has to take precedent over Tom Brady, and if I could in my right mind *** Tom Brady I would definitely *** Jesus Christ I am Jesus Christ and would I *** myself? Yes I would *** myself