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>> Stephen: AND WE HAVE SIMILAR D.N.A.
>> WE DO.
BY THE WAY, A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS, COLBERT IS
ACTUALLY A MUSICAL THEATER PERFORMER AT HEART.
I'VE SEEN YOU.
YOU'RE AMAZING.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, JOSH, I REALLY JUST COTHIS FOR MONEY.
I'VE A HOOVER AT HEART.
I'M REALLY MORE OF A DANCER.
>> I SMELL THAT ON YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU SMELL THAT ON ME?
>> YOU NEVER WORE ANYTHING LIKE THIS WHEN YOU HOSTED "COLBERT
SHOW."
YOU USED TO WEAR DRAKU, NOIR.
AND NOW YOU WEAR MONEY COLOGNE.
>> Stephen: MONEY COLOGNE.
YOU'RE HUGE?
>> I AM.
>> Stephen: WE BOTH WORKED FOR MR. JON STEWART AT "THE DALY
SHOW."
>> HE WAS GREAT.
>> Stephen: I MISS HIM.
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO HAVE HIM OUT HERE DURING THE ELECTION?
>> I FEEL LIKE HE MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT ALL THIS
THAT IS HAPPENING, OR NOT.
>> Stephen: HOW MANY PIECES DID YOU DO OVER THERE?
WERE YOU THERE FOR A LONG TIME?
>> WHAT WAS AMAZING IS JON GAVE ME THE THE MOST AMAZING
OPPORTUNITY TO DO "THE DAILY SHOW" AND I SAID NO.
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
I AUDITIONED, AND I WAS SO EXCITED, BUT MY WIFE AND I WERE
LIVING IN L.A., AND IT WAS REALLY HARD TO MAKE THE DECISION
TO MOVE TO NEW YORK.
SO HE WAS LIKE, "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
WE'LL DO WHAT WE DO WITH LARRY WILMORE.
YOU CAN COME IN, GUEST CORRESPONDENT WHENEVER YOU
WANT."
SO HE WOULD FLY ME IN.
SIX MONTHS LATER I GOT "THE BOOK OF MORMON."
HE SAID THAT WAS A REALLY *** THING TO DO TO TELL ME YOU
WOULDN'T MOVE TO NEW YORK FOR ME BUT YOU WOULD FOR A BROADWAY
SHOW.
IT WAS AMAZING.
I DID ABOUT, LIKE, EIGHT PIECES AND HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE.
I DID ONE WHILE I WAS DOING "THE BOOK OF MORMON" --
>> THAT'S INSANE.
YOU DO EIGHT SHOWS I WEEK.
>> I SAID I CAN'T DO BOTH.