Brawlby: Episode 2 (A SSBB Movie Series)

Luigi?? Luigi???? Hurry up already!!!! SHAD UP! Mama Mia! I don't wanna fix Luigi's s*** for the 5th time! Ah HA! Ah...that was the greatest dump I've ever taken! Now where the heck did my bro go to? I have many things to do! (Mario) Now I know why people call you Daisy! YAHOOOO!!! MARIO?! What In the name of Ravioli are a you doing to a mi Daisy?! Shall we do it in the trunk this round??? Hey, fata$$, I'm RIGHT OVER HERE! Uh oh...I forgot to use a mai mushjen! Daisy...I'm so...HAPPY!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! I can't take this anymore! Hey, Luigi, Grab us some shroomaide. Luigi? Buhuhuhuhuhuh! This is gonna be so sweeeeeet! Oi, Meta Knight! How well are we doing with the pool? For the last time, I'm a knight! Knights don't do slave work jacka$$! Whatcha say? Do ya wanna taste my blubbary rear to yo face???? Sigh...fine. Well, Highness...we only filled up 10% of the pool we built two minutes ago. WHAT????? Only 10% of the pool is...is...is... is...is...done?! This is all yo fault! ME?! If you helped out with the pool, we could have done 1% more 2 minutes ago! How the F*** will I fill a pool? I can't pee or spit in- NO MOAR EXCUSES!Time for my daily wipe! Ow...ow...ow... Your Majesty! Your Majesty!!!! Your- Owowowowowowowowowowow... Uh...Triple D, you know that won't work to have children... Aw crud, look, I was just punishing Meta Knight for not following orders. Ok...we have urgent news...you see... WHAT?! YOU AREN'T SERIOUS?! YIPEREEEEEEE!!! Wowowowowowowowoooo!!! We must celebrate this glorious day! Pit! Order Kirby to prepare a 666 ft tall cake!!! Uh sir...for your infor= Grrrrrr, you dare interrupt me? You must- Your Kid has a STD!!! Is that a...super troubled dancer???? WOOOOOHOOOOO!!! Party!!!! No... Then what??? OH, WHAT THE F- Ah...no one to bug me today... Huh? Who the davy is it now? Helloooo??? Helooooooooo?????? (Snoring noises) Oh boy... WILL YOU WAKE UP?!?! WHO IS TRYING TO *** ME?! YOU??? Hey, hey, CUT IT OUT! Alright then! fine then! You win! Just please, don't mess with my cute little tail! Please! It's the only think I have! Pikachu! It's me! Kirby! Frikin Kirby! You're lying! Kirby will NEVER do this to me! HAI KAABII! I haz news to tell you! Want to go shop with me for the party?! STOP Hitting me!!!!! Well, don't just stand there! Let's a go! ALMOST THERE!!!!! Dammnit Pikachu, stop bashing your head at me!!! Allright, that does it! YOU! Are so frikin annoying, you send me to the middle of nowhere, you wet my floor, you c***all over my floor... So...SCREW YOU! Sigh...why do I hang out with him????? Where the hell am I now? Maybe this store will tell me... Uh...what is this place? Yeah, yeah! Show me yo moves! (groaning) I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! What??? Doing????? Let me in...please... Pretend we didn't see anything... OOOOOOooo...ah.....ooooo... I look forward to this after work every day...ah... (random gibberish) Eh? Oh...pretend you didn't see anything Kirby...bye. AIIIIIII I gotta get outta here!!!!!! Oh what the?! Wa...wa...wa...WA...wawawaaaaaa... Wa??? Hehehehehehe.... I can explain this...hehehe... Waaaaaa!!! Come a back here! I can explain this! Look, don't be a so mad! I used a Shroomjen! Here, I'll even show it to you! SHUT THE FUGE UP! Hello kirby.... Kirby....Kirby...Kirby...Kirby...will you join my- NO! Go away! I'm not in the mood! Why not? We can stop by the bar and order ourselves a stripper after this... Damnit R.O.B., I don't wanna do THAT. Oooooooo...you are a very naughty puffball... Screw you... I must have hit the sweet spot... Hey, wait up. Ok, why the hell are you following me? I'm not in the frikin mood! Come on...please...I'm bored...and ***...let's find a swim store here... For the love of Uranus...we don't have a swim store around here... Hehehehehe... Oh yes we do... I know just the place... I have a bad feeling about this... Follow me. Ok, why the fudge are we back at the p*** shop?! Oops. Wrong place. No dur, Idiot... This is the place. Uuuuh...Isn't place even more suggestive? Stop being a wuss and get inside. Aw...why...whaaa...when? Yes. The l***** store. Contains swim wear and stuff for the beach. You need to get yo mind out of the gutter. Damnit R.O.B. Now stop staring at the hot cashier and... WAAAAAA?! The cashier is a guy! and lets find something here, Hm...this looks...a little too weird... You fail. HEY! ARRRRARAHHHH! I'm gonna get you R.O.B! I'm gonna get you! Ahah! I'm owning you! Suprise...BUTT This...is even worse. Now, I look too retarded. Peekabooo. I see someone gay... YOU. HEY! Not cool, man, not cool! Hm...this actually looks pretty dang good! No. You look stupid. You are soooo mean... Since you were staring at this chick, I'm letting you pay. Feel honored. For the last time! I'm not staring at this person! Its a guy! Ask her if you wanna- SHAD UP! Anyway, I would like to buy two swimsuits, please! That will be 1 million dollars please. ONE MILLION DOLLARS?! That much?! Isnn't there a huge sale today? Yes...but since you were checking me out...I canceled it. I told you were. You know what??? YOU KNOW WHAT??? You are gonna pay for this R.O.B! I'm a leaving you! WTF? You ditch me here with the debt. HEY! You didn't pay for those! Come back here!!!!! Run with the goods. You little ***...thinking you are sooo damn smart... I'll show you...my little friend... I think I lost him. Yipeeee. OH ***- YES!!! COME ON CREW! WE NEED TO CATCH THIS THEIF!!!! Why do I work for this person....of all people... Gooooooooo... How the hell do I get home? Dammit Pikachu! Now I can't even find my own house now! Maybe if I can call my cousin... WAWAWAWAWaaaa! Uh...hello? EHHHH??? I need to go to work?! Ok, but just to let you kow, I'm kinda lost right now... Wait...you can send me there?! Cool, but how the hell would you do that? Something feel weird...It feels like something...out of nowhere is gonna hit you right now... SON OF A GUN! Where is that sexy little puffball? He should be here by now. He'll be here...quite soon... Oooooo...look who arrived at the scene... Well...look who arrived at work...ONE SECOND LATE! STOP HITTING ME!!!! YOU DARE HIT THE BOSS?! That's my job, cream pie! HURRRRRAAAGH!!!!! DAMMIT Kirby! Stop this, I'm your boss so stop this! You aren't my boss, you're frikin Pikachu! HOW THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE A FRIKIN RAT?! Think with your stupid little mind! I'm getting dizzy... LOOK WHO's TALKING NITWIT! If you don't stop, I'll fire yo a$$! For the last frikin time! HEY GUYS WHATS UP? I GOT THIS- HUUUUURRAAAA!! I'll save you boss!!!!!!!!!!! Ooooooo...my head...wait, what did just happen? How the hell did I get here? Oooo... Oh! No! Boss! Outta my way, punk! WHYYYYY???? Don't leave me here!!!!! Uh....what's with you today??? YOU KILLED MAI ONLY FRIEND! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO DO THIS TO ME, RIGHT?! Ok, why the heck will I hurt Peach? She's my boss! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! All of you are a bunch of fools... First off...I'm not dead! It's impossible to die in this game! Wait, we are in a game?! HELL YEAH! Didn't your parents tell you this?! No... I should have known! Get out of this place! GET OUT!!! Hey, wait, wait, wait, I can explain this! Just gimme a chance here! I'll do that for you boss! GET OUT! GET OUT! Ahhh...wahat a fine day for a little *** time... Shut the hell up. I'm trying to take a nap here! Ok, WTF is your problem? Everything that's related to you. Why are so mean to me?? Calm down bro. I'm just playing with your nuts. What the hell was that?! DUDE. What's your problem? I just apolo- There's something outside! What? I don't here anything! SHUT UP! I'm trying to hear it! AHHHHAHAHAAAAA! Good one, Bro! What??? Accept a compliment dammit! Uh...that wasn't me... Oh s*** this isn't good! Come on! We gotta fulfill our duty to protect the gates! But we aren't trained as guardians! Wait, what are you talking about?! We aren't really guards! What are we then?! I don't know! I want my mommy! HOLY MOLY, WWHAAAA...WHO...WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING?! Why did...Zamus...fly out of here all of a sudden?? I never knew he had superpowers...I ant superpowers!