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"Oh yeah babe, oh yeah baby!"
One thing I know, my girl ain't no Hobbit
She might be stumpy, that don't mean she a Hobbit
She's not a Hobbit 'cause she couldn't be
She got no Baggins's in her family tree
Yes, on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf friends
But she never went on no quests with her dwarf friends
Except for one time she went to kill that dragon
She took its gold and she...
-Hang on I'm sorry, I'm sorry
-***, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarfs?
-Yeah. Oh Yeah.
-Right Right Right,yeah.
-Yep,I got it, Yep.
-Yep, love you too
It was no dragon,
so my girl ain't no Hobbit
That was a Quiznos,
and my *** went to rob it
They got that ham
That she rubs on her cellulite
While she drinking her grog
and singing those merry songs...
... at night
My girl ain't no Hobbit
Please God tell me I'm not engaged to no Hobbit
"Baby's not a Hobbit"