Awakening !

It's been more than a month since Bane took my camera, and thus, destroyed the Newsagency. The days ever since, have been passing slowly in sickening fever. Resting, partying, part time jobs, hell on earth... And all the while, I cannot begin to imagine what the monster is up to in my studio. Good day to all of you capitalist worms, this Banes's World, and let's talk about your inevitable end. No, this is too straighforward. I need to wrap it up better. Little Bane, hi! How can I help you, CLONE??? Huh, do you have a new mask? It's very schway. Yes, yes, I know, this is only the prototype of the new model, but, but, this already has a built in shisha. Check this out. Well? Well?? Uhmm, yes, it's very interesting. Spit it out, what do you want? I just wanted to say hi, I can see that destruction of the show is running smoothly, you've liquidated Gergő, the fans are furious, and stressed, you've really outdone yourself. Thank you! Your bootlicking is also maginificent, and well verbalised, as always. Hehe, hah. Now listen here, egghead, I came to warn you, I think you went a little overboard. Oh really? Tell me about it. Trust me, I hate this disgrace of a show an much as the next guy, but regardless, I don't think you're ready for the shitstorm heading your way. Have checked up on the editorship lately? No. Why? Let me demonstrate with some pictures. At first it may seem, that these are random people, posing for the camera. But it's about a lot more than that. While we weren't watching, they built up an army of 13000. Their plas are still unknown even to me, but this number is reason enough for concern. And this is only the beginning. My spies have gathered a few rather intimidating pictures. For example this, it seems that their scientists, have developed the skill of levitating for their soldiers. Of course the experiments are still in the state of: "Hey look at me I'm ***' levitating!", but this will change soon. They have their own exlusive all female archer division. They began to do real estate development on Tenerife, seemingly they're building their own navy in Croatia, they monopolized high end air in Prague, they're everywhere! And the only two things that they want, global power, and and this crappy show back. And you my little tentacled friend, are the only thing standing in their way. So tell me, what are you going to do, when all these people will show up on your doorstep? I'm not afraid of anyone! Oh, well you should! There's a storm coming, Mr. Bane. (epic music playing) (epic music continues playing :D ) New shows! Livechat! Public movie watchings! Love! Friendship! World dominion! Third Season