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Cave Johnson here.
Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military grade product:
The Turret.
How do we get so many bullets in 'em?
Like this.
Plus, we fire the whole bullet.
Thats 65% more bullet per bullet.
This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades.
Heh, heh. Scares the hell of out 'em.
They come in hundreds of designer colours, including
Forest
Desert
Table
An evening at the improv
What idiot picked these?
Then we box 'em up and ship 'em straight to your doorstep.
So you can protect the things that matter the most.
TURRET : Good Night!
Just try and get close to that baby!
Hah! Your funeral.
Cave Johnson. We're done here.
