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Hi, I’m Kerri. I’m Dave, and this is EW’s TV Recaps for
March 11th. Last night was the season finale of El Bachelor
And holy sh*t I’m glad this train wreck is finally over.
In the end, Juan Pablo picked Nikki And even though she said he loved him
And even though he didn’t offer her an engagement ring
He did offer her this: I like you a lot. A LOT.
Oh such comforting words, Juan Pablo! I swear, if a guy said that to me after
I told him I loved him, I would Totally date him for 3-5 more months
While simultaneously checking his phone To see if he was dating other guys
Until he eventually broke up with me Because I have really low self esteem
And am super bad at dating. But what if the dude’s family warned you
That he was kind of a ***? He’s sometimes very rude.
I’m probably still in. Just as long as he doesn’t whisper dirty
things In my ear while we’re in a helicopter.
That’s a deal breaker. So Clare’s “character arc” was really
interesting. First, JP was basically like,
“Even though you’re in my top 2, I feel like we don’t know each other
Oh and also I love *** you.” Who’s the pervert now Juan Pablo?
I really thought she was going to pull an Andi and totally flip out on him.
But then he was like, “es okay” and she was like
You like this song? You should just play it when we get married.
AHHHH! That was so frustrating.
It’s like when Clare sees a red flag It’s in the shape of a heart.
Luckily when he told her he didn’t want to marry her
she finally pulled her *** together and told him off.
I’ve lost respect for you. What just you just put me through I would
Never want my children having a father like you.
Yeah, Clare may have lost the final rose But she won this episode.
And Juan Pablo’s reaction to that just Goes to show why he is a horrible person.
Hoo! I’m glad I didn’t pick her Did you hear those boos!?!
The live audience was totally against Juan Pablo the whole time.
I don’t understand why they kept showing Us reactions of random audience members
During the episode. It literally added nothing to the show.
They should have showed us what fans really thought.
Nice But this wasn’t the end of The Bachelor
finale. *** went down at the Live After the Final
Rose ceremony. So click on over to Part II and check out
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