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Hey
It's 1am
Yeah, was hanging out with Jeff.
Don't.
Don't what?
You know what this is about.
What's this about?
I wish i could believe you for just one second.
Hey?
What's this about?
What do you think i was doing?
You've done it again, you know why I'm angry.
Look at me.
No look at me.
Ok?
Do you think that i was cheating on you?
I can't believe that you've just gone out and done this.
Are you *** on your period again?
How am i on my *** period?
What the ***?
I was just chilling with Jeff.
Whatever...
How could you do this?
Why don't you take responsibility?
I am responsible.
I'm cleaning up this ***.
Ok? That's *** responsible.
I'm sick and tired of this.
Why do you keep doing this to me?
You don't think about your future, our future.
[puts baby in the bin]
You don't even care do you?
I do care.
Is my cleaning not good enough for you?
Not when there's *** beers hanging around.
How many guys did you have over to finish this lot.
*** you didn't drink this much yourself.
I was thirsty.
Thirsty?
I’m hormonal.
Hormonal? You *** on your period again.
You do not quench your thirst with beer, it makes you more thirstier, it's science.
Just Pause
Remember i did say that she was pregnant. So she can't have a drinking problem. But keep it going. Action.
You're pregnant?
Does he know I'm pregnant?
I had told him then, but he just remembered. I think.
Just keep it going.
Where are we up too? God knows.
I lost it when you threw your baby into the box.
Personally..
I wrote my lines on the poker chips.
But she threw them away.
That's alright you got one there.
What you guys had, is brilliant.
*** ace, brilliant.
So I'm just trying to find different options.
Relax it up.
Don't over think it.
See what happens. You're both young. See what happens.
Action!
I have a awesome name for our son.
Our son?
You think i'm going to stay with you?
After you just spent $42 000?
director: (stronger)
Again!
How did you know i spent $42 000? I didn't *** tell you.
Again! At the *** pokies, every night.
What the ***?
Who have you been talking too?
Jeff?
Jeff?
Jeff *** Goldblum can mind his own *** business.
He hasn't done anything good since Jurassic Park.
At least Jeff is there for me.
I'm here for you babe.
Your not here for me.
I'm here for you.
And our son... Mega-tron.
Mega-tron?
Since when did you get to decide the name?
Well you're always so hormonal.
I was thinking Octo-prime, did you even want to consult me about that?
Mega-tron? What kind of ridiculous name is that?
Octo-prime is not even a *** transformer.
Mega-tron?
What the ***, it's like a mix between Octo-*** and *** Optimus-Prime.
Let's just call him Meng.
Ming?
Ming Junior.
Here, I got you something [Sumo Wrestler toy].
Are you calling me fat?
Is that what this is about?
It's cause I'm fat you need to go out every *** night.
I'm not *** calling you fat.
What then?
I'm obese?
They're saggy.
I'm saying you have big *** like this dude.
They're *** saggy now.
They're *** saggy? We got his huge massive bra you can push them up with those.
Here!
Wear them!
Whose is this?
I don't wear pink.
It's not mine.
Pink is not my colour.
Whose is it?
Your wearing *** pink right now!
You little stupid ***.
You apologize right now.
It's not pink!
This is off-pink
This is pink, that's *** pink.
This is *** pink, that's *** pink.
What is it? *** light red?
There's no such *** thing as light red.
Light pink you moron.
Light pink you moron.
See it is pink, you just said it was pink.
See it is pink, you just said it was pink.
I've *** won this ***.
No what kind of a name is mega-tron?
I can't handle this anymore
Truth be told, i don't mind the name Octopussy. It's fine.
I would be like, Octopussy, come over here.
Are you making fun of me? You're always making fun of me.
No I'm not making fun of you.
That was your *** name you gave the kid.
I was being supportive.
Supportive?
You've just gone and blown all our money.
At least I didn't go blow like....
I wanted to be a soccer mum with a new car.
You don't even play soccer.
A soccer mum! I just wanted to be a hot mum. Drive a hot car.
Is that too much to ask for?
You've just blown all our money. I wanted to blow it on a car.
*** hell.
We almost have a convertible.
Almost?
Yeah.
The car is rusted on the top, it's almost the same thing.
When the tin is peeling off the roof then yeah.
The wind goes in, it's like a convertible.
How could you do this?
How could you do this?
I'm *** aces man.
I'm a high roller
You know I won $80 000 last night.
High roller your *** out of here.
I won $80 000
I won $80 000 today.
High roller your *** out of here, you're a loser, you've lost all our money.
No.
Go.
I can't do this anymore.
Look I'm going to Jurassic Park.
Go.
*** off.
I'll raise our Octagon baby myself.
I'm going to defend ourselves from these *** dinosaurs.