Little Freemans - Episode 4 - Half - Life 2 machinima

Previously on "Little Freemans" Do you even know where we're going? The place is crawling with zombies! Nobody can survive there! And he most certainly cannot order a rescue mission based only on a *** rumor! Relax! Ravenholm is mostly dead this time of year... That's it! We're trapped! But I swear I'll survive this just to pound Sphyncter! Damn it! I'm out! You we're supposed to watch my... Zombie! No, don't shoot! He's my pet! I'll explain later. Let's find some shelter! Now let's barrica... What the *** are you doing here? Happy Halloween! It's *** april! Surprise! And not a moment too soon! Trick-or-treaters have arrived. Please, come in! We've got fruit cakes... And what is your name, little boy? Elaine! His name is Elaine. I am struggling really hard to understand what the *** is going on here and if someone doesn't start yapping some damn good reasons for my being here, I am gonna shove my SMG up your *** and shoot the *** out of you through 45 extra ***! I was merely trying to gratify you for your hard work during these last few months. It would seem my efforts have gone unappreciated. You mean you staged all this death trap rescue operation *** as a reward? Why? I am a fun lovin' brotha... Time to kiss... Wait! You mean... there's no treasure? No, you psycho! There's no treasure and no survivors! We just had a midnight walk through *** Ravenholm because Sphyncter here thinks it's fun and rewarding to get gangbanged by a horde of zombies! Ok... now I'm scared! And why is it just now that you got scared? Treasure gives me courage... This is not the Resistance, it's the *** circus! Do I look like a *** clown? Is my nose red? Is my nose red, ***? Is this a trick question? Your life as a battery is about to end, you mutilated Duracell bunny... I just want to know one more thing before I pull the trigger... How the *** did you get here before we did? I teleported... Wait a minute! We don't have teleporting technology yet. That old perv Kleiner has been epic failing at it for years. I used one of the old resonance cascade portals. That was 20 years ago. Those portals couldn't have lasted for so long. I cared for it and nurtured it like a tender, delicate spring flower. Can you even do that? How? With what? Carrots! Does it go both ways? Sure! It is a very *** portal... I have been a respected criminal for years and now I'm walking among the brain dead... and I don't mean the zombie... Relax, cholo! Your butt plug needs freshning up! You hos know how to crash a party... And this obese pixie fairy is gonna take us home... Not exactly home... it will take us to a well inside a deserted forrest... then we have to go through the swamp, then the mine field... then... I took a dump once inside one of those things... What? Yeah, I could swear I heard a scream coming from the other side... You took a dump on my planet? So what, man? You fought my stool with death and destruction! That's hardly fair! Enough! Let's get this mess over with! I wanna get home! Breen's Cooking Extravaganza is on at 6! Ok, so who's going first? I sure am not! And neither is Sphyncter! I'm not trying this ***! Elaine will go! Won't you, Elaine? Good enough for me! *** off, then! Is this right? Why did it change colors? Is this normal? I do not know. I should investigate! *** no! We are outta here! Ok, so who's going first? I sure am not! And neither is Sphyncter! Maybe we should send in an object first and see what happens. You broke the *** portal?