Czerwona Butelka - The red bottle

The Red Bottle I'll go introduce myself. Are you kidding? - No, why? - There's something off about her. Chicks like her have lots of friends. Why doesn't she? It's not like that. The hottest chicks have no friends because the other chicks hate them. - They're just jealous. - Hold on. So why is there no boyfriend, huh? She won't just date anyone. She wants the good stuff. Hi there. What are we drinking? - You can't sit here. - Bit too late for that, eh? For some, yeah. You don't know me. Do you have to be like that? You're right. But I do know you don't eat too well. This here? It's a burger with cheese and garlic sauce. Very healthy. How about some meat, say, some liver? -Why liver? - It has lots of iron. - You into sports? - No. Too bad. I get it. I'm fit and all. You should have said. I come prepared. Safety first, right? Here's how we're going to do it. Look. And? - Well? - *** off. So he wants to know if I'm a ***. He says you are a *** in all three places you take your temperature... Watch out, will you? - We haven't met. - No. Goody-goodies like you make me sick. I see you took the last cranberry juice. That's for making my blood boil. Wait. Take it. If you'd stuck with the juice, you wouldn't even be here. Well, well. You here? You're gonna tell on me? - Not my business. - Damn right. So, you got lost or something? Get lost. You'd drop dead from this stuff. I drank it before guys who serve it here were even born. And I thought I was wasted. Get a life. - Do you even know what it is? - Gee. I don't get tired so fast. Erythropoetin means more red blood cells. And that's... what's the word... ...*** awesome. That's for making my blood boil. Hello? Hi, mom. No, I'm not hungry. How about you? I can get you something. Then we'll put in the pantry. No, I haven't done maths. It's been the same for the last 50 years. OK. I know it's late. I'm coming home now. Bye. Be quiet. Feel better now? Never mix blood and champagne. I did it once in the 70s. I still remember the pain. I hate you. It didn't work out with one girl, but I refuse to give up. The other one will like me.