Is It A Good Idea To Microwave A Spark Plug?

Jory: (in purposely bad British accent) Hello, hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron. The other day, I was driving me mini, and it stalled out on the side of the road! I checked the petrol, and that wasn't it, so I took it into the mechanic's shop, and those sordid buggers told me it was the jiminy crickets in the spark plug! I wanted to punch those bloody wankers right square in the jolly rogers, but I decided not to, because that's a criminal offense and the constable would have me! So, I took it, and I decided I could probably put this, this here goalie, in my microwave and fix it. Then, I could make tea time, I could, I could! ***! Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this? Jory: (still in bad British accent) Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. And that's why we hide behind this big tin foil shield, because nobody likes... Riley: Jory's accents! I was gonna say "***"! "Nobody likes roasted ***!" Riley: (in British accent) No one likes your accents, either! Jon: (in British accent) Alright, then! Jory: I mean, I had it planned out- I was gonna say "***"... Jon: Always interrupting! An ***! *stalling engine sound* And we have these fans, to circulate the air, and, as always, our Panasonic microwave, Whoopi. Jory: (in high-pitched voice) Whoop-ie! Jory: I'm gonna slip her the shark plug right here... Jon: (in exaggerated Boston accent) Slip her the sharker! Jon: Nice one, dummy! Jory: (laughs) She loves me so much, you know? Okay, I wonder how long I'm gonna put her in there for? 1.21 gigawatts? 1.... Oh, there's no... I was looking for the "point." Oh! 1-point-21! Jory: We should put a tag here that says "gigawatts"! Can you After Effects a "gigawatts" right in there? Jon: Is that what you'd like me to do? Just have it say... Jory: "1.21 gigawatts"! Riley: (yelling) 1.21 gigawatts! (whispering) 1.21 gigawatts! Riley: "A bolt of lightning!" Jory: "A bolt of lightning!" Okay, let's go! What is that from? Riley: "Back to the Future"! "Hello, McFly!" Jory: "Hello, McFly!" (laughs) Riley: Oh, dear! Oh, dear! *spark plug makes crackling noises* Jon: I can hear it attempting to get sparked! Riley: I think the outside is sparking, too. Jory: Yeah, it's probably just something in there that we left in! Riley: Damn! Jory: I sure hope this has some shocking results! Jon: OH! Jory: That's really the only joke I have for this one... I'm gonna slip it in there a couple more times. I'm gonna slip in the shocker a couple more times. Riley: It's over! Jon: Alright, Jory, spark plug it! Jory: [Beep]! That's hot! Jon: Yeah, ya think, dummy?! "Dur! Maybe it's a little hot! It's been in the microwave for two minutes!" Jon: What happened to it? Anything? Anything happen? I heard it click-click, but it didn't actually spark and ignite its combustion engine. Jory: That's because there were no combustible materials in there! Jon: That could be why! Just a thought! It IS really hot, though... Jon: Oh, yeah, just bury it in the thermite! That's a real good idea! [Beep]in' ***! So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a spark plug? I'm gonna say "no," just because it didn't do ANYTHING! Jon: Not even an exciting thing! Jory: Yeah, unless that "click-click" actually proves to be something that was awesome that we just didn't see... Talk about a BORING idea! So, that's about it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron. Tune in next time. *end credits play* Jory: (in purposely bad British accent) It's the jiminy crickets in the spark plug, I tell ya! Oh, those bloody wankers... (laughs) [Beep]in' "A"! I forgot so many things there! Jon: Are you Australian or English?! Jon: And you said you were DRIVING on the side of the road! Jory: (laughs) I was!