Shelf Life - Bug boy's beef #2

Hi and welcome again to Bug Boy's Beef where I, Bug Boy, talk about stuff and answer viewer mail. Why don't we start today with Rebaca_666, says that she's been "watering for this - thanks. " Well, Rebaca_666, you're welcome. It's our pleasure. But I'd also like to explain that you don't need to water anything to get new episodes of Shelf Life. {Chuckles} Comedy doesn't grow on trees... It's genetically engineered in labs... In Canada... where they invented comedy. @Funford Girl_09 would like someone to explain episode 3, Losing My Religion to her. As we here at Self Life Industries want all of you to be satisfied, I will oblige. You see @Funfordgirl_09, a religion is generally about creating something for people to be afraid of, so that you can control them. And if they're not afraid enough, you just kill them. Now see, that's not very funny at all so we tried to make it funny... It didn't work. Hey, sometimes it doesn't. But we all agreed that of all crazy religions, Southern Baptists are the most bad-assed of the bunch; and Hero Man doesn't have the balls to be as bad-assed as all that. And then we stuck the title of an old REM song on it in a vain attempt to - lend our show a little hipster indie credibility. You may also argue that this didn't work. And you wouldn't have to argue very hard. Coin-Op TV says in reference to episode # 5, "Doh! Don't let Black Nerd Comedy know that you wanted to use Smurfs." Well I have a question for you, Coin-Op TV. It's not called Blue Nerd Comedy so why should we be upset? And why should he be upset we wanted to use Smurfs as bait? You should be more worried about using "Doh!" which is clearly a copyrighted phrase. Now if we had been using black Smurfs... Hey, why isn't the plural of Smurfs Smurves anyway? See? Important questions like that. And say, why does Haley Bright not answer my fan mail? You know, questions like that. Maybe you should answer those on Coin-Op TV, hmm? So that's all the time we've got for today but tune in next... you know, whenever I feel like it, for more Bug Boy's Beef. Hey - the more stupid questions you guys have, the more stupid answers I'll make up. See you next time!