Stupid Game Show Answers - Open Mouth, Insert Foot
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[SGSA theme music]
[Richard]:
...a yellow fruit.
Orange.
[Audience laughs]
And we asked 100 people what a girl should
know about a man before she marries him.
[Buzzer]
Just got it, Lyn. What would you...what would you say?
His name.
[Max]:
His what?
Name.
[Max]:
His name!
[Audience laughs]
Yeah, well, yeah...his name, yeah!
Be lovely, wouldn't it? In the back of a car:
With whom am I having the pleasure with?
Most of the electricity in our home flows from the (blank) to the (what).
From the plug to the vibrator.
[Everyone laughs]
[Gene]:
The bank teller said: I think there's something wrong with this dollar bill.
Instead of a picture of George Washington, this one has a picture of George...
Wallace.
George Wallace.
[Audience applauds]
She says George Wallace. Scoey...
[Audience laughs]
Skip him. Move on to the next one.
[Audience applauds and cheers]
Had the old boy let me go to school,
I'd have learned how to spell his name.
[Audience laughs, applauds and cheers]
[Contestant]:
$1100.
[Bob]:
Lower.
$975.
[Bob]:
Lower.
$875.
[Bob]:
Lower.
$675.
[Bob]:
Lower.
$455.
[Bob]:
Higher.
$555.
[Bob]:
Higher.
$556.
$557, $558.
$600, $625.
[Bob]:
Lower.
$624.
[Bob]:
Lower.
$623, $621.
[Bob]:
Lower.
$620. $619, $615, $614, $610, $609, $608!
[Bob]:
Lower.
Uh...$599.
[Bob]:
Lower.
$600.
[Bob]:
Lower.
$605.
[Bob]:
Lower!
[Time's up buzzer]
[Lost game music]
You were saying lower! [Screams]
I said...did you hear what she said?
She said: Oh, you were saying LOWER!
[Bob]:
...wife said you are a closet (what)?
[Audience chuckles]
Closet freak.
[Bob]:
Closet freak. Hang on, Charlie. She said you're a...
Let me see.
[Audience laughs]
Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho!
[Everyone laughs]
[Audience applauds]
[SGSA theme music]
I was joking! I was joking. I didn't mean...
