Thor 2 - Behind the scenes spoof

Thor: Heimdall could not see you. Director: Thor, sweetie, we need to be able to understand you. Could you articulate a little bit more? Thor: It's not my fault I'm from Asgard and have an accent. Everyone else can understand me. Can't you? Jane: We can understand Loki, Thor. Thor: That's because he's an *** minus the guardian. Thor: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. Director: Take two everybody. Places everyone. Thor: Where were you? Heimdall could not see you! Jane: Oh, come on!! Thor: What? Loki: This isn't a foreign film, Thor. They don't want to have to insert subtitles... Jane: Don't listen to him, Thor. I love your accent. He's just jealous. Loki: It's simply your pheromones running rampantly in you mortal casing. Jane: Thor?! Thor: Where are the blasted thundybolts when I need them? Jane: Well anyway, Loki. If that's the case, why aren't I attracted to you? Loki: You're only human, dear. Jane: What are you doing in that helmet anyway? This is not the Avengers. Loki: I'm feeling ***. They confiscated my old helmet when they admitted me to that dreaded prison. And I had to find a replacement. Jane: Well you look ridiculous. That hat! Sif: (gasps) Everybody stop! I lost an eyelash!! Loki: Am I the only one who has any semblance of sanity left? Thor: I speak just fine. There's no need to be personally discriminatory. (sounds extremely garbled) Jane: What? Thor: What? Loki: Thought so...