Rescue Me S6E7 - English Transcript

Previously on "Rescue Me" Can you move back? I'm guessing she wasn't the designated driver. Her neck is broken, Tom. She reminds you of your daughter. I get it, OK, Tommy? But this is here and this is now. - I can't get up. - Chicken ***. So what's the deal with your uncle? I think he's scared. I think we're all scared. The Mayor's going to have to close a couple of firehouses. This house is number one on the list. We are having a huge cookout, and everybody is coming in. We're going to stuff them all full of free food. It's great public relations. Even Feinberg is gotta get behind us. God decides you get another chance, and this is what you do with it? - What are you doing?! - Jesus Christ. How many times did I tell you not to ride your *** bike I just wanted to show you my wheelie. Mom said it was cool! Mom this, mom that! Is he out? Yes, he's out. You're the one trying to get with my man's wife behind his back. How about your drunk *** girlfriend? How come you ain't keeping that *** in line? Whoa, whoa! Dad! Oh! Dad! What are you doing?! - Dad! - Listen to me. Do you resist Satan? Go to hell! Let her up. Let her up. Ok, Tommy. Please. Let her up. I-I'm sorry. I was drunk. I was shitfaced. I went batshit. I don't I don't None of that stuff I said, I don't feel that way, obviously. There's not a day that goes by that I don't wish that I could fix things. I wish I could hold you and talk to you and do stuff. I love you. Let's go. We're dropping the charges. I love you, too. Big daddy. Nice to know you two connected. Ok. So, uh, Shawn has Wyatt and Katie over at his house. Yeah. We didn't know how long the process would take, so Right. Ooh. You good? Yeah, I'm just great. No, I mean drinking-wise. You, uh, you lose the taste for it? I don't know. I might have lost the taste for it after what happened. Might have, or did? I don't know. All right. Well, let's find out. What are you doing? - I'm giving her a little sample - Tommy! From her stash. Go ahead, drink that. I don't want it. I know you don't want to. I want you to. Go ahead. Ugh, I can't. Either you can on your own, or I will force it down your *** throat. - Go ahead - Jesus Christ! Just hang on. Go ahead. Oh! Are you happy? - Not yet. - Oh! Ok. Here, sweetheart. You OK? Yeah. Yeah? One more try. Are you insane? Yes. I'm insane. God. Come on. Well, well, well. I guess it was just the - Wow. - Wow. - Yeah. May be madness in my method, but you can't argue with my results. Ok, that thing that you just did, that move, where did you pull that from? Uh, out of my ***, basically. You know, you always hear these people talk about tough love. I just figured, why not take a chance, you know? Oh. You may have just saved our daughter. Yeah. Yeah. - Hey, do you want to, um - Yeah. You don't even know what I'm going to ask. You were about to ask me out for dinner. Yeah. Talk about radar, Jesus. - Do you want to, uh - Yeah. Tonight? Might as well strike while the iron's hot, right? I'm going to try some wine. What? Really? Don't puke in the fridge! On another day, c'mon, c'mon, with these ropes I tied, can we do no wrong, now we grieve 'cause now is gone, things were good when we were young, with my teeth locked down, I can see the blood of a thousand men who have come and gone, now we grieve 'cause now is gone, things were good when we were young, is it safe to say? C'mon, c'mon, was it right to leave? C'mon, c'mon, will I ever learn? C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon ♪ - Let's go. - How are you doing? Just tired, man. Rough couple of days. But hey, you cured Colleen, you know? That *** makes my load a hell of a lot easier, that's for sure. She's so off of alcohol, you wave a bottle of mouthwash in front of her and she starts making pukey noises. - But only downside? - What? She don't forget *** no more. I gotta keep track of that. Listen, she told me you tuned Franco up pretty good. So I was motivated. Yeah, but I know you were covering my ***. Don't think I don't appreciate it. Thanks. No, look, Tommy, don't thank me. You know, I feel lousy about the whole incident. Why? You did what needed to be done. Listen, I mean, the man was not acting right. And, yeah, he spoke out of turn, but that doesn't excuse me for putting my hands on him the way I did. I mean, you just don't do family like that, you know? Yes, you do. No, you don't, Tommy. You don't. Let me explain something to you, OK? I come from a big Irish family. And I am telling you, when my brothers and I were growing up, if somebody stepped out of line, it was your responsibility to grab the son of a *** and slap some sense into him. You know what I mean? Knock 'em down, maybe kick him while he's down and then stand him back up again. I mean, that's what family is for, you know? That's what being a brother is all about. It's because you love the guy and, you know, that's You're taking care of him. It's, you know You did the right thing. That was probably the most truly wise thing you've ever said to me. I mean, it involved beating the *** out of somebody, but It was wise. I'm wise in very, uh, specific areas, I guess. So what do I do now, man? You know, you go, um, you, uh, walk up to 'em and you act friendly. And by that behavior you're offering an olive branch, you know? You know? And then, you know, let things happen as they will, and if it feels organic, you apologize. Organic? Did I say organic? Sure as *** wasn't me saying it. What, you grow a vajayjay overnight? Hey, I live with three women, what do you want me to do? Hey, man, give me a pound, brother. Black Irish. That's the Obama fist bump, right? Tell you what, turn it that way, O'Bama, it's an Irish potato. How's that? Yeah. Hey, by the way, one little pearl of Irish family wisdom? I wouldn't turn my back on Franco for at least a couple of days. ***. - Yo, what the hell is going on? - Hey. *** shut us down. - They closed the house. - What? All your *** finally caught up to us. Like bailing on a call. And getting arrested for assaulting your own daughter. In a church! Hey, that wasn't assault, that was a sacrament. There's a fine line. Oh, really? You want to blame somebody, why don't you take a look at your own ***, huh? You were the officer in charge when black Shawn went Larry Holmes on Franco, huh? And Lou is beating up the cops. Whoa, now you're throwing me under the bus? Hey, all I'm saying is, this bus is big enough for all of us to get under, OK? Might have been the email. - Shut up! - What email? We sent an email. I didn't know you could type. I didn't know you shitheads could spell. What was the email about? - About Pat. - Mahoney. That we didn't feel like that anyone was paying enough attention to the fact that he had cancer and didn't even have enough money for treatment, so we wrote headquarters this email. Oh, boy. Yeah, I mean, once we got into the writing of it, it just spun out of control. All of a sudden, we were like, holy ***, this is really bad. Really bad. - Anyway, the kicker is, I went to hit delete and I hit - Send. Yeah, sorry. It was an accident! - Hey. - What's going on? What happened to the cookout? Headquarters shut us down. ***! The whole hood was coming out. You got hungry people up here, son. Look, sweetheart, it came down from the mountain. There's nothing we can do about it. Well, then who's going to put out the fires? I guess they're gonna have to get the West Side Wild men to do that now. Well, that's some ***. Nobody cares how long it'll take 'em to get here, 'cause it's just *** black folk burning all up. - Hey, mam. Don't ***. - Well this ain't happening without some noise. - We could use some noise. - Yeah, noise would be great. I mean, not gunfire. No, no, no gunfire. Firebombing. You've done enough. Chanting. - Chanting. Chanting's good. - Chanting? Yeah, like, "Hell, no, we won't go," that kind of thing. Or, "kiss my big black ***, Mr. Mayor. " You mean your big, black, moisturized ***? Stop it. Look, sweetheart, chanting is great. And if you want to protest on our behalf, who are we to stop you? The only thing black people like more than a cookout is a good, old-fashioned protest. D. , Brandon, get over here, we're gonna have us a protest. Guys, let's make a little noise. Come on. Yeah, you're right, come on, come on, let's do it! Out of my way! Whoa, Lou! Whoa, whoa! Lou! Come on, Lou! Jesus. Come on, Lou. Well, you see where I was going with that. Why isn't the press here? Yeah, I mean, this kind of stuff's all over the news. It is on the news. The press is spread as thin as we are. Every burrow got hit, the Bronx, the worst. Six. Gone. I'm gonna go grab my scanner. Fire dispatch must be going nuts. I'm gonna go make some phone calls, see if I can get us some coverage on this. We gotta get into this building. Aw, man. Lou, there's nothing in there. They took the trucks, they took the equipment. Don't tell me that there's nothing in there. I got all my food in there. Yeah, Lou, it's city property. The kid's got a point. You know? You know, I was here late last night making my homemade chocolate cupcakes, the ones with the peanut butter frosting. Ooh. Are you talking about the ones with the frosting on the top? Yes. And the extra frosting on the inside? Yes. So when you bite in yes, when you bite into itYou get the stuff on the inside. Let's go! On three, on three! Save our firehouse, save our firehouse, save our firehouse, save our firehouse, save our firehouse! Come on, y'all, come on, come on! "Eat ***, Mayor. " It lacks poetry but it gets the point across. Damn, they came out of the woodworks. I can't believe there's no news here. No sign of Franco, either. Yeah, he probably heard about the closing, stayed home to lick his wounds. Or he's out buying the largest gun he can find to fill you full of lead. You know, I think I'm gonna go with the idea that he's at home licking his wounds. - Good call. - Yeah. This was a good idea, right? It's like a million man march out here. Yeah, OK. All right, I'll talk to you later. Bye. Hey. Penny says they're getting flooded with calls over on the West Side. I'm sure they are. I'll tell you where they're not going to close a firehouse, where the Mayor lives. Guaranteed, his block. Open firehouse. So that's it? We're done? Great, and I just got started. No, it's no big thing. I'll make a couple calls and make sure we get reassigned to a house together that's busy like this. I think I still got a couple favors somewhere downtown. What? Nothing. That wasn't your nothing face. That was a something face. No, this is my regular face. That's not your regular face. I know all your faces. That's "I wanna say something" and "I don't wanna say something". "I'm afraid I'm gonna yell" face. What's going on? All right. Don't get me wrong, all right? You know, the job is great. - I feel like I'm getting pretty good at it. - Uh-huh. But, I don't know, seeing you the other day, - glued to your seat in the kitchen, it was like- Ok, listen. Ask any of the guys, never happened before, never gonna happen again. It was a one-time thing. Ok, well, I'm just saying. You know, the impact that losing that little girl had on you got me thinking, I don't know, do I really want to go through that kind of disappointment and heartache and pain day after day after day? Anger, heartache, yeah, whatever, agony, that's not just this. That's anything. Any place it's life. It's called life, ***. No, that's called your life. Maybe I don't want that kind of life. All the angst and drama and ***. Look, I know I got the brains and the balls to do the job, all right? My old man, he'd be proud. I know that. So mission accomplished. But now I got this great girl who likes me. And things have been pretty cool with my mom. And now I'm just thinking, maybe I can make just as big a difference in the world doing something else. Yeah, what else? I don't know. Off the top of my head, how about something that doesn't involve me getting fried up in a fire? - Who have you been talking to? - Nobody. - Penny. - Uh-huh, Penny. Figured. Penny wants you to quit. No, Penny wants me to do whatever makes me happy. Unlike you. You just want me to do what you want me to do. Or what you think my dad would want me to do, which is pretty much the same thing. And you know what, now I'm even more sure that I don't want to do it. Fine with me. Yeah, you know what, you want to treat me like a son? Try acting like a father. Back off, and let me do what's best for me. You got it. Hey. Hey, how are you? Good, how are you? I swear, I had no idea. ***. Seriously. It's bad enough you were banging her after Jimmy died. I thought 2 family members in the same crazy *** was enough. Who the hell she think she is, Marilyn Monroe? She's just doing this to get inside my head. More like Damian's. She's got Mick in his ear about quitting the job. I knew it. I knew it. This behavior is completely unacceptable. Oh, that's rich coming from the guy who shot me. Desperate times, desperate measures. I don't need to tell you. That *** baptismal you gave Colleen? That was a stroke of genius. I thought I was extreme. You're like AA's very own Evel Knievel. Everyone's wondering when you're gonna come to another meeting. We got a waitlist longer than Harvard law. Wait a minute, you're telling people at other meetings what I did at that meeting? Oh, yeah, they drink it in like a case of Pabst! Just do me a favor, OK? Stop bragging about that. It's not something I'm particularly proud of. It works! I know it works, but it wasn't pretty and it wasn't easy. Nothing worth doing ever is. Maybe so. I'm gonna go beat the *** out of him right now. No, no, now hold on there, son. If you go over there and start throwing haymakers, you're gonna make the situation here worse. Just relax. You're right. Gentlemen. Hey. Father Phil, this is my Uncle Teddy. The trigger man. Hey, I only shoot drunk drivers and close family, father. So unless you decide to get hooched up and get behind a wheel, you're safe. Good to know. How's Colleen? She's good. Takes a sip of alcohol, like a minute later, she pukes her guts out. It's great. Congratulations. An Irish bulimic. Yeah. He's a true renaissance man. Oh. Who's that? That's my *** cousin, the ex-priest, and that's the probie. You met the probie. No, no, no, I mean the dame. Oh. That's Sheila. Remember, I told you me and her had that thing. And now she's sleeping with your cousin? That's cold. I definitely know the type. We don't know for certain if anybody's sleeping with anybody. You know? What? There's some things I might not know, Thomas, but one thing I know for certain, that lady there? A total collar chaser. Really? What do you mean? What, do you think firefighters, rock stars and ball players are the only ones with groupies? There's a certain group of ladies, they go gooey for a collar. Really? They hop in the sack with a priest, and it's no-holds barred. Yeah, they can be as dirty as they want, and when it's all finished, they get total absolution for all the sick and twisted things they did and said. It's one stop shop. Or so I've heard. You want to meet her? Does Jesus have a really lame beard? Lead on, brother. Come on. Bye. Teddy, my collar straight? Darrell, put that brick down! Sorry about the house closing. - Yeah. - Tough break. Father Phil, this is Sheila. Sheila, this is father Phil. When it rains, it pours. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on. Mickey Gavin, how are you? Oh, where do you practice? Our lady of redemption. We have movie nights every Wednesday. We're showing "Grease" next week. You should come by. Oh, God, "Grease" is just like my most favortist movie ever. Everybody loves "Grease. " I hate "Grease. " Those guys are all ***. Well, I guess it's not for everybody, I suppose. It's a little high-brow. City hall can go to hell! City hall can go to hell! City hall can go to hell! Hey, what the hell is going on here? We got shut down. I know that. I'm talking about all of these people. It's a protest, which they seem to enjoy doing. You encouraging all this ***? Well, I'm certainly not condemning it. So this is your reaction to getting shut down, huh? It's only going to make matters worse. You want to be soft, Feinberg, you be soft. But we're pissed off. These people are pissed off. And we got a right to let the people in charge know it. There are proper channels. That's the problem with you young guys becoming boss too soon. - Please. - You got no nose for protocol! No, but I'm a bloodhound when it comes to ***. Oh! - You guys smell that? - Huge whiff. Yeah, I smell it, too. You step in something? You little shitbird. I hope you like Staten Island, 'cause that's where your pasty *** is gonna end up when the dust settles. Guys, there's a school burning down on 117 and no available units. - Are there kids in there? - It's a school, dipshit. All right, look, we're gonna respond to this call ourselves. Lou, black Shawn and Damian, you come with me, we'll take Tommy's truck. Tommy, come on, let's go! The rest of us in Niels' rig. In Niels' rig? I guess you missed out on the cash for clunkers thing, huh? This is my grandma's car, chief. - Ah. - It's got sentimental value. They're gonna kill themselves. You guys OK? I was OK, before the crash. Great driving, Niels. Your grandmother's gonna be pissed. It's OK, chief, she's dead. Come on, we're gonna have to hoof it. Let's go. Hey, Ted, you mind staying with grandma's car? Go ahead, I hate to run anyway. Ahh. This'll buff right out. You got any tools? Grab whatever you can. All right, listen. You take the second floor, Lou and I are going to take the third. Boys, be careful. There are no available units. We got no lines, and we're going to be on our own for a while. - Where am I going? - You're not going anywhere. You don't know if you want to be a firefighter or not anymore? Guess what. You work crowd control, see how you like that. I don't want to work crowd control, I want to work with you! Hey, you guys, you can't go in there! You don't have any tools or any gear! I got a hell of a slapshot. - I'm coming in with you. - No, no, no, father. I need you to stay here, alright? Keep these people calm. Lou? - Do me a favor. Videotape this whole thing. - You're kidding me? Just get us coming out. It's gonna be our ace in the hole, trust me. What are you doing? - There are kids in there, I'm going in. - No, you're not, OK? They got enough to do without you wandering around in there. They need our help! Listen, OK, you got your job, you're crowd control. I'm gonna be Spielberg here. Danny Zuko would go in there. Hello? FDNY. FDNY. Hey, guys! Hello? Hey, sir, calm down, we're with the FDNY. Sir! Hel what's with this guy? I think he's loaded. I think he's deaf. Yeah, he is. How do you know he's deaf? Because. I have a deaf sister. Colleen never mentioned you have a deaf sister. Hey, hey, it's OK, sir. There you go. Follow him out. Go ahead. How did you do in chemistry class in high school? Not good. Stabbed a couple frogs, that was about it. - How about you? - Aced it. - Really? - Yeah, straight as. - You go first. - Of course. Go that way. Are you OK, are you OK? Are you OK? Take the window, grab that. All right, guys. - Hey, where they at? - Second floor. Come on! Come on! Damian! Damian, no! Here, keep shooting. Just keep shooting. Jesus Christ. Frank! - Here, here, here, got him? - Heads up, heads up. There you go. - I got her. - Got her? Got her? Got her. Hey, fella? - How you doing? - Got her? Let's take a little walk over there. - Any more? - No. Oh, father Phil. Excuse me, those guys that just saved the kids, are they firemen? Huh. They used to be. - You good, man? - Yeah, you all right? Yeah, I'm OK. Phew. Wow. Hey, uh, listen, Tommy. I wanted to talk to you, man. I, um Just wanted to apologize. You know. I mean, that was what I did was just completely, completely out of line, you know? You're my friend and I feel like I betrayed you, you know? I mean, Janet's your wife. - Yeah. - And I don't have any business hanging around there. Mm-hmm. - You know, poking my nose - What was it, really, that you guys were doing? You know? What was it, really? It was just like, you know, like a momentary flirtation. You know what I mean? Just like in my mind, kind of. So you didn't touch my wife's ***? - No, no. - Ok. I would never, no. - It never got physical. - Ok. Not in any way. You know, I mean, I had thoughts. I saw her ***. She's got a great I mean, you know. She's your wife. I mean, she's a beautiful lady. Yes, she is. You know what I'm saying, she's, um, she's a great lady. Yes, she is. She's banging, really. I'm overreaching there. That was the wrong word. Not banging. She's, um Beautiful. You said banging. Banging. I guess II did. I did say banging. So we're good? What about us? You and me. I mean, we cool, man? You know, I can't believe I let a *** like you beat the *** out of me. Pff, ***. I mean I gave you that Sugar Shane Mayweather, Manny Pacquiao business, son! Yeah, you did. You did. And I deserved it. Yeah, we're cool. Sorry, bro. Squash. Come on, man, I want to show you my new hunting rifle. What? Unh, God damn it. Yeah? So, Katie has a sleepover and Wyatt's gonna go with Colleen to Shawn's, so we're in the clear. What time's good? Ooh, uh, let's say 8:30. Ok. And what should I wear? How about nothin'? To dinner. Right, dinner. - You didn't think that - No, of dinner. I've been thinking about dinner all day. Yeah? And? Where we going? Where are we going for dinner? We're going to I thought that you said that you've been thinking about it a lot. I have. We are going to Davio's for dinner. Davio's? God, that place was a dump 5 years ago. Yeah, that place is a dump. Silvio's. Brand new restaurant, outrageous reviews. Say Silvio's! Silvio's! Silvio's? What, that new place downtown? Their lobster frioli is to die for. Their lobster frioli's to die for. Oh, I love lobster frioli. What? - Be ready at 7:00. - Be ready at 7:00. - And wear the low-cut fuschia dress. - And wear the low-cut fuschia dress. - Fuschia? - Hot pink. Hot pink. Ok, well, your wish is my command. Hey, why 7:00? Why 7:00? Because you have 2 tickets to Tony Bennett at the Blue Note at 9:00. What Because we have 2 tickets to Tony Bennett at the Blue Note at 9:00. Tommy, that is amazing. Yeah! That's do I not know how to Swing, baby, swing. Swing, baby, swing. Swing? What? I'll see ya then. Ok. Hey, I am really excited. Ok. - Bye. - Bye. What was the swing thing? Yeah, I got a little carried away. Listen, the Tony Bennett tickets are mine. They were extremely hard to get. But the food at Silvio's, you're gonna die. It's off the map. And you're gonna want to have sex right on the table. But don't, because they frown on it. Unless you get a seat near the back, in which case they may just wanna watch. Hey, that little deaf mute kid just gave me the finger. Nnnn! Tommy, I just want to say before we eat, drink and be merry, that I am going to try really hard to make tonight as wonderful as you have made it in the planning stages. Honey, I didn't really do anything. Tommy, you did. Ok, I did. SO I want tonight to be special for us too. You know, none of the old bitterness. I know that I can sometimes be too demanding or disappointed or expect you to say and do certain things or read my mind. But tonight, it's a new leaf. Ok, I'm gonna go with the flow and have no expectations. Cool. Great. - Oh, and I am so excited to see Tony Bennett. - I know. Awesome. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hey, napkin. - Hmm? - Napkin. - Oh, right. Oh, Tommy, this menu. Mmm. Oh. What that's it? Huh? What, you're done? You know what you're ordering? Yeah, yeah, I'm getting that lobster thing. OK, Tommy, do you even know what that is? It's lobster. I mean, it's a nice restaurant. It's probably a giant lobster with a shitload of butter. You know, they're Italians. They do all kinds of special stuff. Yeah. You want to know something else that I've decided? That you're going to have that shrimp thing as an appetizer? How'd you know that? You know, I guess that we've just been together so long that I can read your mind. - Yes, we have a - A connection, right. - You just know someone - If only I could vice versa. It would make things so much better. No, I've decided something else while I'm in my ahem super decisive mode. Oh. I have decided that you have the most beautiful eyes on the planet. And your ***, just Hey. - Hi. - Hi. So we have a few specials this evening. Ok, cool. Tonight we have a brasoto al borolo, which is a braised beef with porcini mushrooms. We also have guancia ripiena, eggplant caponata. And broccoli rabe pesto. Oh, OK, that sounds so good. Yeah, it sounds What is it? It's prosciutto wrapped veal cheek. Aw! Wow, prosciutto. Or is that vio cheek um cheek cheek or is it that the *** cheek? Oh, sounds good. I saw them once in concert. Excellent Simon and Garfunkle tribute band. Fontina. Sage. You know. Fontina and sage. Come on, that was good. That's funny. For dessert, we have this spiced chestnut budino. It comes with cherry marmalata and maraschino zabaione. Ok, that sounds heavenly. Yeah, it's exquisite. And what is it? Budino. - No, no, I heard that. Is it a cake? - No. - Is it a pie? - No. You said It's gotta definitely have a cherry thing going on, 'cause you mentioned Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, it's like cherry marma - Marmalata. - Is that a jelly? A cherry - No. No? Didn't you say some kind of cherry marachino Maraschino. Is that Ow! You know, I think that I will order now. Yes, we're ready to order. Um, you know, that budino sounds heavenly. Yeah. I'm definitely going to end with that, and then I was thinking Well, honey, we don't even really even know what that is yet. It's pudding. It's a chestnut pudding. It's pudding. - It's pudding? - Pudding, yeah. - Pudino means pudding? - Budino. Budino, yeah. Ok. Pudding. - Yeah. That's Italian? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah. - Is that like a recently added Italian - Yeah, just now. Made it up like 2 hours ago 'cause I was bored. Really? You want to know what? I think that I'm going to cancel my order. I have tickets for Tony Bennett and he goes on at 9:00. And that only will give me an hour and a half to find a replacement for this stronzo. Honey Honey. Tony Bennett, huh? - Yeah. - Yeah. Great. - She's just gonna go to the restroom - Enjoy. What? Hey! What an ***. Hey, honey! - Wait a minute. What are you - OK, well, call me when you know. What, we're leaving? You know what, I should have known better. Ok, we can't do anything nice, we can't do anything nice - What? This is a nice place. - You know I'm going to Tony Bennet with Marsha. - What?! - Ok, so just give me the *** tickets. The tickets are mine, OK? And you know what, I'm going I'm calling Lou. They're half mine. Ok, then you're going to be sitting next to me. No, then you're going to be sitting next to Marsha. Then Marsha's going to be sitting next to Lou, how's that? Oh, just give the *** tickets, Tommy! - Knock it off! - Hey, hey! Hey! Hey, ***. - Mind your own business. - Just mind your own *** business. Private conversation. Yeah, you, too. What are you lookin' at? Two people are having a conversation. Jesus Christ. Give me the *** tickets. - You want the tickets? - Yeah. - You want the tickets? - Yeah. - Do you have the tickets? - Yeah, I've got the tickets. Here you go, OK? Go ahead, go enjoy the the with fat *** Marsha. I'm gonna sit down and eat my meal, what do you think of that? Yeah Damn it! Do you know the *** I went through to get these? Oh, really? Yeah. And what the hell's with that language *** in there? Oh, Tommy, there's so much *** that you don't know about me! Oh, really, that I don't like what? Like maybe I decided to learn a new language, to challenge myself or better myself, in the very, very, very off chance that we might go on some romantic trip overseas someday. - And you know what the funny thing is? - What, what? I actually learned the dirty words first, 'cause I thought that you might actually think that they were funny. - Oh, really? - Yeah. You know what I swear to God. - Ok? And then I lost interest in it, Tommy, you know why? - Why? Because my whole *** world fell apart when 2 planes flew into a building, when you disappeared into a bottle, and in between the legs of your *** cousin's wife! God damn it, knock it off! Knock it off! Stop it. Relax. Purse? Yeah, thank you. - You OK? - She's fine. - She doesn't look fine. - She's fine, all right? You know, if I had a woman like that, I wouldn't treat her like this. Ok. Just mind your own *** business, OK? - DeNiro face. - DeNiro, 'cause I'm Italian. - Yes, yes. - Oh, brilliant, brilliant. How about I get a mohawk and mess with you? You know, mess you up a little? How's that? I'm gonna call the cops. - Go ahead. - I'm going to. - Go. - I'm going right now. - I'll be right back. - Yeah, talkin' to you. Talkin' to you, Simon and Garfunkle. What what he'd say? Simon and Garfunkle. TommyI didn't care about the tickets. Ok? I just I wanted to be happy. You know, I wanted you to be my husband, I wanted a house. Just some things. Sorry. I can't I can't undo what I did and whatever happened, but I can just start now and try to - Mr. and Mrs. Gavin. - Yeah? Hey. - Joey? - Yeah. What are you doing here? I work here. They sent me out because I said I knew you. They were gonna call the cops. But I told them you guys do stuff like this all the time. But that it's OK, that you're cool. Yeah, yeah. He's just overreacting. Crazy, crazy, that guy. But you're so tall. - Yeah! - How old are you now? I'm 17. Wow. 'Cause I have a photo of you and Connor when you guys aren't even up to my waist. - Yeah. - From baseball camp. - Right. - Yeah, I have that picture, too. How's Colleen? She's good, she's doing great. She's great. Good. What? Do I have something on my face? - No, no. - No. No. Connor probably would have been a lot taller than me now, huh? - Yeah, he was always a string bean. - Yeah. He was always bigger than me. Well, I should get back inside. Ok. It's nice seeing you. Hey, tell your parents we said, you know, hey. - Yeah, tell Colleen that I said hey. - Okay. - All right. - All right, nice seeing you. Yeah. He's huge. It had to be you ♪ It had to be you, I wandered around and finally found somebody who could make me be true, could make me be blue, even be glad just to be sad, thinking of you, some others I've seen, might never be cross or try to be boss, but they wouldn't do, for nobody else, nobody else gave me a thrill, with all your faults, I love you still, it had to be you ♪