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♫ Bada da da da, 7 Minutes in Heaven
♫ Oh yeah! ♫
- Hi, this is 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O'Brien.
I'm here today with Jack McBrayer.
Hi Jack.
- Hello, how are you?
- Good, how are you doing?
- I'm real good.
(Jack laughs)
- Can you talk in your real voice for a minute?
I don't know if people have heard that.
(Jack clears throat)
- It's a pleasure to be here.
- You got it.
- Oh my god, I'm a little bit drunk.
(laughs)
- Oh, so I thought it would be fun
to have Kenneth say a line from Heat.
I don't remember this line. - The movie?
- Yeah, do you remember Al Pacino?
- Oh yeah!
Heat a la Kenneth the Page.
My life's a disaster zone.
I got a stepdaughter so *** up
because her real father is this large-type ***.
And I got a wife, we're passing each other
on the down-slope of a marriage, my third,
because I spend all my time
chasing guys like you around the block.
That's my life!
(both laugh)
- It works really well, actually.
- I think so!
- Jack, please say which of the following adjectives
applies to you.
- Okay.
- Crazy?
- I don't think I'm crazy.
I'm off.
Not crazy.
Oh, I'm spiraling.
(both laugh)
- I'm just gonna stand back and let it go.
I'm like this is like 10 seconds from tears, for sure.
(Jack mumbles)
Sexy?
- No.
- Cool?
- No.
- See how I did crazy, sexy, cool?
It's that album.
Hungry for life?
- Are these lyrics to something?
(both laugh)
- This is Closet Theater with Jack McBrayer.
You and I are arguing about electric cars,
and then you suddenly notice for the first time in your life
that you have thumbs.
I think they're gonna cost more
to shift the whole industry that way.
I don't think they're--
- No I think--
- In a sense, that's bad for the environment.
- Okay, well, I mean yeah,
the glass is half empty in that sense, but--
- Right.
- What you don't understand is the benefits
that when we're using electricity and gasoline...
The possibilities are endless.
- But I just also think that
the idea of a fully electric car
has a lot of advantages,
but I think there's very valid reasons
that they have been held off on for so long.
Like if it was such a great idea,
why hasn't it happened sort of thing?
- I just think that if we just stick to our guns,
we're gonna figure it out.
- Yeah.
(both laugh)
I'm a census taker and find you in your closet,
and you are answering the questions
but you tag each answer
with the quote on this piece of paper.
Mr. Smith, how many people in this household?
- Right now, there's four.
- Okay.
- One kid off at college, so five total.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
But, in general, four.
And, I did not kill no one at no 7-Eleven,
no matter what Chichi says.
- Okay, and income bracket,
are you below 50,000 a year,
in between 50 and 100, above 100?
- Below $50,000 and...
Now I did not kill nobody at no 7-Eleven
no matter what Chichi says.
Under 50,000.
- Okay, under 50,000.
Have you ever banded a 7-Eleven on Granger?
Oh that's not usually even...
- Yes.
- Well Jackie, I've had such a good time with you today.
- Just tell people this happened.
(both laugh)
- I think you're one of the funniest guys.
Just do your best.
(Mike kisses Jack)
- Welcome to the world of gingivitis.
(both laugh)
- For 7 Minutes in Heaven, I'm Mike O'Brien.
That's Jack McBrayer, thank you Jack.
- Thank you.
♫ Oh yeah! ♫