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Reed: It is straight? I can't tell. Val: Gay. Reed: Okay, go. Val: Wait, I wasn't prepared
for this. Reed: Sorry. But I'm Reed. Val: I'm Val. This is my channel. Reed: This is
my apartment. These are my headphones and we're gonna do the whisper challenge! Val:
The whispering challenge. Yes, whisper challenge. You have to have really loud music playing
in your ears then the other person says some words and you try and guess those words and
you're wrong. Reed: Yea. Val: That's the rules. Reed: Yea. What if I decided I wanted to change
the song? Do I have to, like, check in with you? Val: I'll be speaking for like a total
of, like, 5 seconds, so just like hold off. For this, the things that I Picked to say
are all things that I found on this tumblr called Trans Men on Grindr so these are messages
sent to trans men, so just keep that in mind. Reed: I haven't found one I like. Oh, wait.
Nah. Nah. Um, okay. I guess this is the song that I want to pick. Val: Alright, are you
happy and comfortable? Reed: I'm fine. Val: Okay. Super curious to hear about you and
your FTM. Super curious. Reed: Super hearings. Val: To hear about you. Reed: I love you.
Val: And your FTM. Reed: I don't have a video camera. Super hearing, I love you, I don't
have a video camera. Was it right? Val: What I was saying was: Super curious to hear about
you and your FTM. Reed: Yea, didn't get any of that. I got super! You get yourself situated
there. Let's see. K. Every day a grape licks a friendly cow. Val: Every day I cream pie
the cow. Reed: You were close! Val: Give it to me again. Give it to me so hard. Reed:
Okay, one more time. Every day, a grape licks a friendly cow. Val: I'm getting... Every
day you cream pie the cow! Reed: Every day, a grape licks a friendly cow. You were close!
Val: Wrong like, realm of activities, but... Reed: Yea. Val: Can you have a baby? If yes,
please marry me. Reed: This is gonna be rated R. This is, like, trigger warning. If you
can't *** me, please marry me. Val: Can you have a baby? Reed: Can you have a baby? Val:
If yes, please marry me. Reed: If yes, please marry me. Val: Yes!! Well we're married now.
Reed: Well, I don't know if I can. Val: It's up in the air Reed: Well, we could be married
now Val: I'm calling off the wedding until I know for sure. Reed: That was rude. Val:
I don't feel as if I could impregnate you, Reed. Reed: I feel rejected. And I feel alone.
Llamas eat sexy squiggles in the night. Val: Lemons are one thing I like. I'm guessing
that's a no? Reed: No. That's a no. Llamas eat sexy squiggles in the night. Val: Let
me see you sexy twerk that thing. Reed: Woah. Val: Very different from the lemons one. Uh,
yea, it is. Val: I tried to really focus that time. Reed: Okay. Llamas eat sexy squiggles
in the night. Val: I got sexy! Reed: You got sexy! Val: I couldn't get squiggles?! Reed:
Yea. I'm disappointed. Val: I should retire now. From my job as a squiggler. Reed: I'm
pretty sure you should. Val: You are trans right now? Reed: You wanna have sex right
now? Val: Yes! No. It's not that. Are you trans right now? Reed: You wanna trans right
now? Val: You are. Reed: I am. You are! Val: Trans right now? Reed: You are trans right
now? Val: Yes! I really walk you through these, Reed. Reed: I know, let me just be better
on this one. Val: Be the bae that I know you can be. Reed: I will. I will be the best bae.
This is my best one. I stepped on a corn flake, and now I'm a cereal killer. Val: I something
something and now I'm a serial killer. Reed: I stepped on a corn flake. Val: I stepped
on your fleek. Reed: I stepped on a corn flake. Val: I stepped on your feet. Reed: I stepped
on a corn flake. Val: I stepped on *** feet. And now I'm a serial killer?! I'm bad at this!
Reed: Corn flake! Val: Door fleet. Reed: Corn. Flake. Val: Your feelings! Hit me. Reed: Corn
flake. Val: I stepped on your corn flake?! Reed: I stepped on a corn flake and now I'm
a cereal killer! Val: Oh! That's a joke! Reed: It is a joke. Val: Well, I think I'm the loser
here. Reed: What does that mean? That's it, you have to do the worm. Val: Alright. Reed:
OOOH! OH! OH! Val: That's like a boat. Reed: That was it. Val: That was it. Reed: That
was that. K, bye!