Annoying Orange - Mystery of the Mustachios

-Hey! Hey, over here! Hey, bag-face. Hey! Hey, bag-face, hey! Hey, bag-face, it looks like you had a little plastic surgery. [laughs] [disappointed]: Aww. Thanks for the hand, buddy. Geez. Whoa, hey! Hey pistachios, hey! -Dude, he's talking to us. -What do you want to do? -Don't say anything. -Does this look all right? It feels lopsided. -It's so itchy! -Hey, pistachios! Hey! Pistachios, hey! Over here! -It's not pistachio, okay? -Uh, then what are you? -It's mustachio. -[screaming] -Whoa-whoa-whoa, take it down, buddy. Everything's cool. -There's a caterpillar on your lip... and it's got friends! -These aren't caterpillars, dude. They're mustaches. -Nuh-uh, those are caterpillars. Pistachio-eating caterpillars. -Dude, that's not even a real thing. -Uh-huh, ask Pear. -Did someone say pistachio-eating caterpillars? [both screaming] -I told you we should've gone with sombreros. -I know, I know. -You pistachios are goners. -Look, for the last time, we're not pistachios. -Yeah, pistachios are, like, delicious. -Exactly. -And we're not. -Nope. -That's right, 'cause we're mustachios. -And that's a totally different thing. -(all, murmuring) Yes, uh-huh, that's right. -Yeah, whatever. Clearly you guys are nuts. [laughs] -Hey-hey-hey, look buddy. If we were tasty pistachios, our flavor would've given us away. -Guys, it's okay. We're not gonna eat you. -Of course not, 'cause we're not pistachios. -Oh, come on. The shells? The green center? The giant freaking bag that said "pistachios" on it? -[sniffling]: Boy, it's getting hot in here. Kind of getting the sniffles here. -Shut up, Barry. -You'd be a lot cooler if you weren't wearing a lip-warmer. [laughs] Ooh, I know. Let me get you a fuzz-buster. [laughs] [pistachios groan] I get the feeling that the answer to this mystery is right under your nose. [laughs] -Um, Orange, they don't have noses. -You're an apple. -Yep, and we're mustachios. End of story. You guys have a great day. We gotta get going now. -[sneezes] [others gasp] -It's okay, guys. It's just allergies. -Ah, Barry. -What? What is it? -Whoa! Talk about a close shave. [laughs] -Are you trying to get us killed? -How hard is it to wear a mustache? -Glue it back on. Glue it back on. Somebody! -See? I told you we should've gone with sombreros. -[screaming] [others scream, Barry's shell cracks] -Oh, my God! I'm naked, I'm naked. -Whoa! -Oh, I can't look. -Stop looking at me. [screaming and shell-cracking continue] -Whoa! Poor pistachios. They're getting shellacked. [Orange laughs] Ooh, ow! -Whoa! Oh geez, Barry. We should've left you in the bag. -Man, sorry about your friends, little dude. -Yeah, those guys really cracked me up. [laughs] -Yeah well, I guess that's just the price you pay for being so darn wonderful. Everybody wants a piece of you. There's danger lurking everywhere. One minute everything's cool, and then suddenly there's a giant hand reaching out to crush you. Who knows? Next time it could be a... a... -A pistachio-eating caterpillar? -[chuckles] Yeah, good one, Orange. -That wasn't a joke. -[gasps] Pistachio-eating caterpillar! -Huh? [caterpillar snarls] Oh, ah! No! [shell cracks] -[munches] [coughing] [groans] I hate it when those guys don't shave. Blech... [coughs] Captioned by SpongeSebastian