Annoying Orange - Chiller (Thriller Parody)

-And then the old fruit said, "That can't be my daughter. She died years ago." Spooooky, eh? -Come on, Grandpa Lemon. We wanna hear a real scary story. -(others) Yeah. -Oh, well, there was that one time I caught scurvy. [berries groan] All right, all right. Lemme see now. On a night like this, under a full moon's beam, the kitchen was dead quiet... except for a scream! -[screams] -The freezer door was open, a frigid cold seized the room. Its evil chill turned the fruits into frozen zombies of doom. -Everybody knows zombies aren't real, Grandpa Lemon. -You should tell that to them! [both roar dramatically, berries scream] [both laugh] -What a bunch of Halloweenies. [laughs] -That was awesome. I can't believe they fell for the old haunted freezer gag. -Gag? Who said anything about a gag? -[laughs evilly] [all screaming] -Whoa! Everyone just chill out. [laughs] [freezer laughs evilly] Captioned by SpongeSebastian [tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller] Wait a minute. How did we get in here? -Um... I think that's the least of our problems. What happened to our friends? [friends growl softly] What's going on with our friends? Orange, what's happening?! [Orange growls] Aaahh!! -We're in the freezer And something evil's Lurking behind Pear -Huh? [screams] -Under the moonlight You want to run But you know you wouldn't dare -Moonlight? Aren't we in a freezer? -You're gonna scream 'Cause all the food in here Have become zombies -Aah! -You start to freeze But the freezer swallows you It's no surprise You're paralyzed 'Cause this is Chiller Chiller night And no one's gonna save you From that crazy broccoli now Chiller Chiller night You're fighting for your life Inside the Chiller, Chiller, Chiller -(Grandpa Lemon) Darkness falls across a land that's frigid. Terror strikes from an apple midget. The grapefruit monster now a groaning ghoul. Watch as a marshmallow skates on his frozen drool. -Yay! I love being a zombie! -(Grandpa Lemon) The zombie foods are lurking just down your hall, and a fiendish orange commands them all. -Hey! I'm not a fiend; I'm an orange. 'Cause this is Chiller Chiller night And no one's gonna save you From that crazy broccoli now Chiller Chiller night You're fighting for your life Inside the Chiller, Chiller, Chiller -No! I don't wanna be a zombie! Ah! Ahh! Stay back!! -Why? Did you fart? [laughs] -Oh... where am I? -You're in the kitchen. Where else would you be? -No, you don't understand, it's the-- [relieved]: Oh. Wow. It was all a dream. [chuckles] And to think, I was terrified of the freezer. [chuckles] -Freezer? Don't you mean-- the Chiller? -[laughs evilly] -[screaming] -'Cause this is Chiller Chiller night And no one's gonna save you From that crazy broccoli now Chiller Chiller night You're fighting for your life...