Timepass - Chapter 2 mutton pizza

Kiwi: Oh Vaani.... Maddy: Oh Raani.... Ohh...so hungry bro, what do you got to eat? Uhh...some old rice, and some smelly salted dry fish curry, it's okay for you? I already ate that man, you have beef devil and chicken curry? Do I Look like Kanga Catering to you? Tv Commerical ** Coming soon to you at Pizza Palace, first time in Toronto! Mutton PIZZA The man who brought mutton curry to Italy is now bringing it to you in Canada. The man who brought mutton curry to Italy is now bringing it to you in Canada. Buy it now ! at Pizza Palace. I want pizza bro, I want mutton !. Dawg first put on you button, mutton can wait. Uhm so yeah do you have any finance? Haha, I only know romance, not so much about finance. Romance? What happened with Sneha again bro? *Laughing Bro, don't talk about that. What happened with Mani anyways bro, haven't seen him at all. Forget about that man, are you going to buy me pizza or no? 'll buy it wait man, don't you bring any money bro? Sorry bro, i'm a jobless graduate. You're just a cheap b*st*rd. "MY FUSE HAS GONE" *Tamil song Why bro , didnt you pay your electricity bill? Maddy: I'm so excited for this pizza bro Kiwi: Let's Instagram a picture ok bro. #Tamilswag #Kothuroti got nothing on us # Real Tamilan Food Bro, instagram is like girls man, no matter how many hastags you put, we never get any likes. Maddy: That is the life. Yo who's this fellow, how dare he pull up in front of a terror like us. Terror? Us two? Hello bro's, do you know the way to Mutton Pizza Palace? What a coimbatore coincidence, we're going there too. Get inside, let's go together. How can we go in a stranger's car? Look at his car bro, it's a matrix. How can he be a bad man? You can tell a man by his clothing and car bro. So a Ralph Lauren shirt? Swipe Swipe Mattai (credit card fraud) Then the lamborghini brand name? It is the insurance claim. Boss, what's your name? Swaminathan. His name's Swami bro, we tamils are united bro, come come get inside. You're a true tamil man. So what's the occasion for mutton pizza? Occasion? We don't even have money. This big elephant in the back wa shungry so we're going. Oh no worries guys,it's my treat, i'll pay. Wow, what a mutton miracle. So what area are you guys? I'm Scarborough too. Why are you laughing? Oh that's nothing, I got in a fight with Scarborough Mani's brother a few days ago, so he's laughing. Oh my god! You're the Maddy who hit Velayudham? Becareful, he's a dangerous man. Yeah sir, how did you know about the fight? Listen up to my philosophy boys, there's one difference between rowdies and tamil aunties, rowdies use facebook and aunties use a phone book. Swami: Is he crazy or something? Maddy: He's like that, don't worry about him. But yeah Maddy, becareful Mani is a bad man, he'll finish you. That's nothing sir, Scarborough money to me, is really funny. Ok we'll see, so the pizza place is close, let's go guys. So we bought the mutton pizza finally, thanks for inviting me over guys. That's nothing sir, we couldn't have got it without you. So tired bro, let's watch TV for a bit, and then eat pizza. Get me an Orange Barley. Orange Barley? There's only mom's Taro Barley, come drink that. Mom's Taro Barley? Ew....That's nasty. The pizza's are gone guys. Did you already eat it man? Hey Maddy....over here. You threw away my cheetos, now you're pizzas are gone. Yo Velu, once we get Mutton Pizza it should be really tasty or busy in our tummy, but we cant not eat it bro. You touch my pizzas? Wait wait, answer Scarborough Mani first. Where's the Sorri (Itchy) Mani? My name's Mani, I disguised myself to know about you, your area and your friends. Now you can't escape from me bro. Get up man, this guy's always falling. Actually Mani sir, we're not friends at all, I just added him on facebook. You hit my brother, so now you're countdown starts. In 10 days you're finished. Why , lets finish it now yo. A hero and villain fight must have an appropriate time interval, that's a true fight ok. Velu, give Maddy a pizza box, this is the last mutton pizza for you. Hey fatty, here, keep it ya. Yo Mani, you're a big rowdy but he's a big comedy, please let us go sir. I'm ready for the fight, in 10 days Scarborough Mani is Bugs Bunny to me. Mani sir, beat him right now. Patience brother, hey Maddy, you dont know about me, I eat chick peas in a hurricane. Then what do I do? Eat cake in a tornado? Buddy, if you go to an aunty's house they give you butter cake but I won't even give you a handshake. Rowdy's like me you wont know if i hit you, you'll know once i keep hitting you. You can make curry without curry leaves but can you eat string-hoppers without sothi (milk garnish)? Wtf? Yo i'm gonna kill you first. Go over there man. Ok so my work is done, go eat your pizza fatty. Velu come let's go. Velu: Nice punch lines brother Swami: You already know. Get lost stupid fellows. Wow man , can't believe all this. Don't worry man, i'm here for you. No man, they took a pizza box, so that's what im thinking about still. Whatever man, i'm hungry, let's go and eat. OH man, so that means there's not food for me tonight.