Der Tod Des Jokers [fandub by Rick Sandow]

What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No Threat? Then I'll provide the narration... I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of a boy's mind. Oh, he braveley tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. but all to soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll... and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce... It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his chrismas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarang, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic! Nah, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway! If you don't like the movie, I've got slides! I'll break you in two! Batman... If you had the guts for that kind of fun, you'd have done it years ago! I on the other hand... You've lost, Batman... Robin is mine. The last sound you'll hear will be our laughter. Here you go, sonny boy! Make daddy proud! Deliver the punchline! Tim... Do it! That's not funny... That's not...