Theme Song - Lyrics - Barats And Bereta

Theme song, Barats? Theme song, Bereta! BARATS AND BERETA, BARATS AND BERETA ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S NAMED BERETA WHICH ONE'S WHICH? DOESN'T REALLY MATTER ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S NAMED BERETA Barats! Bereta! Barats! Bereta!... IF WE WERE A CHEESE YOU KNOW WE'D BE FETTA IF IT WERE CHRISTMAS WE'D BE A POINSETTIA IF WE WERE A CAR WE'D PROBABLY BE A JETTA ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S NAMED BERETA We here at Barats and Bereta get a lot of questions regarding the nature of our relationship! And we'd like to qwell those queries with this montage! IF YOU *** US OFF WE'LL SHOOT YOU WITH A BARETTA AND GET AWAY IN OUR GETAWAY CAR, ALSO A BERETTA KINDA LIKE THAT GUY FROM THAT OLD TV SHOW CALLED "BARETTA" ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S FLUTE SOLO