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Hey everyone, this is my story
About a girlfriend, and yeah, she's crazy
Not the type who goes around freaking out
But the insane killer kind of lover
Who would take my life if I ever wanted to break up
Now you'll see, how cruel she is!
18 years old, first time with a girlfriend
Met on the web, wanted to date her because she looked good
When she saw my picture, she said I looked cute too
She wanted to visit me one of these days
Even though she was a little bit older but I didn’t care
Still took a shot
Talked to her for a couple of week, thought I got the right girl
Invited her over so we could be hand in hand
Then came the day I picked her up from the airport
Snuck to the side to check her out
If she was ugly I would get my *** out of there
Because it's hard to trust people online
But I couldn't believe how hot she was
She looked just like the picture I had in my hand
Thank god for taking care of a good man
Been in temple so much, that's why I finally got lucky
Been so many times I get turned down by girls
They saw I looked like a fob, and all ran away
Chorus: Stupid of me to bring her here,
Now I'm a mess, 'cause she turned out so bad
Now that I'm with her I know I was deceived
A girl like this, nobody wants but me!
Trying to be like Huy Vu, I split my hair down the middle
But didn’t have money for hair spray, so I looked dirty
But right now, this is the moment
Meeting this hot chick, my life would change
But when she looked at me, she was kind of disappointed
Because I’m not the guy she dreamed of
My clothes weren’t brand name, I have no car either
But she's already here, no turning back now
She tried to get me into bed, I screamed, “NO, I’m still a ***”
She didn’t believe me, she wanted to have a look
I said, “No! Boys and girls can't be that close”. Who would do that?
But in the end, I got tricked
She look at it for a while, and did me right on the chair
...And my manhood has lost in minutes
I thought we were just going to hug, didn’t know I was going to lose it
Have sex before marriage, people will laugh at me
How can I look my parents in the eyes and lie to them
Their only son has strayed too far from Vietnam traditions
Chorus: Stupid of me to bring her here,
Now I'm a mess, 'cause she turned out so bad
Now that I'm with her I know was deceived
A girl like this, nobody wants but me!
Dated her for a few months I found out she was crazy
Started *** everyday, fought all the time
Wanted me to stop talking with girls, checked up on my phone
If I rebelled then she got pissed
Hit me like an animal, harassed me
I got mad and left and she wanted to suicide
I got soft, begged this crazy lioness for forgiveness
She ate, and swallowed, yelled at me 3 times a day
In the morning, in the afternoon, even at night she wouldn't give me a break
"I’m a famous singer, why have to to put up with this ***"
Called her Honey in the beginning, but now I call her Mother
I held a grudge, tried to find a way to kick her out
A few months of planning she finally went back home to visit her parents
I’m over here packing up, asking my family to move
Changed my name, changed my address so she couldn’t find me
I promised to god I would never date a chick online again
Thought I met an angel, turned out I dated a gangster
Thought I met an angel, turned out I dated a gangster
Chorus: Stupid of me to bring her here,
Now I'm a mess, 'cause she turned out so bad
Now that I'm with her I know I was deceived
A girl like this, nobody wants but me!
Stupid of me to bring her here,
Now I'm a mess, 'cause she turned out so bad
Now that I'm with her I know I was deceived
A girl like this, nobody wants but me!