Jamie Williams Pressnall Is An Alien (Jwpiaa) - Lyrics - Taxidermy Recital

Jamie Williams-Pressnall is an alien Gatorade-drinkin vegetarian When Derek proposed she said she'd marry him Then Neely put her in an aquarium Ooh-ooh did she know how to swim Ooh-ooh soggy Wheat Thins Ooh-ooh she wants a diet soda Ooh-ooh has she been to North Dakota? Ponytail bouncin' all over the place Gotta keep the hair out of her face Tapdancing on a metal plate Held to a box by duct tape Ooh-ooh she listens to Wham? Ooh-ooh she's their biggest fan? Ooh-ooh I heard she stole street signs Oooh-oooh, is she good at bustin' rhymes? *** pack and tights walkin' down the street Go over to Kianna's to watch Dawson's Creek How much popcorn are you gonna eat? She probably thinks that I'm a freak Ooh-ooh can you see the dots on your guitar Ooh-ooh she teaches art? Ooh-ooh does she like surrealism? Ooh-ooh watch out for botulism Oh Jamie Oh Jamie You slay me You slay me Don't hate me Don't hate me Baby Oh baby Jamie