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As we all know, the BDO contains
the best darts players in the world
Professional set up like this attracts top
names like the best player in the world
Ted Hankey, world number 1 and unrivaled world
champion is what every player aspires to be
the best of the best and world number 1
Here is god himself
I like Ted Hankey
He is a very sexy man.
Since Barney disapeared off the face of the earth
he is the best, Not only is he capable of 100+ averages
but he looks great in his darts shirt
and that hair cut is delightful! Hee hee
He let me stroke his shaft once!
Whilst most seem to agree Hankey is the unrivalled king
there is one man who disagrees.
My name is JJ. I have modelled myself on my hero
the greatest thrower in the world, Martin Adams.
I dont need to wear glasses
and this facial hair is unnecessary
but i have devoted my life to following wolfie
Who is this Joker Ted Hankey?
He brings the game into disrepute
throwing his silly bats around.
I reckon he should quit now or move "over there"
Its not that i want him to be out of way so Martin
can win his second world title though
Can you tell me
whats happened to Co Stompe pls?
I had plastic surgery to make myself look like him,
he is my hero
He played darts every year then suddenly
*** he's vanished.
I hope that he hasnt realised
he'll never be as good as Hankey
and go and join a lesser darts organisation
Well on weekdays I hide in the bushes
down at Muswell hill
hoping to catch a peak of Wolfie
Or Olly Using my camera phone
I did once manage to play him in an exhibition
He averaged 125 or something like that
Theres a lad called Taylor who has
asked for Martin to be handicapped
before he'll play in the lakeside
and im not surprised.
Who would dare play Adams?