Flep 2 - 2x01 - Uno per tutti, tutti con flep

...and it's 'cause of this that our firm decided to uniform the performances of all its own machinery from the computers to the copy machines, to the coffee machines. Everything that runs with electricity from today is branded FLEPSON, that some of you already know. So will I have to memorize again every employee's preference at the coffee machine? Exactly, and you should thank me that I gotcha hired with us again. But it will take an entire day! Excuse me, Could you please open? Can you hearm me? I'm late! I have a meeting! AOOOO Whatcha want? You gotta open! I'm late! There's the buzz! Un interfon? no se abre! Por favor puede... Why the hell are you buzzin' if I've already opened! Are you new? I'm the guard, I open and close and I get *** bored, nice to meet you. and you? I am late And you are an ***. *** off Ovviously I'll have my personal Flepson computer as well, right? No, forget about it, idiot. We give ya the reckoner, at least you start making some calculations. However, for any doubt you can ask to our IT technician... but repairman, what do you have? ...In five years this is the first time that my job is eased..it's a marvellous thing ..maybe from now on you'll not going to *** me off again.. Oh finally someone is satisfied! So, Secretary, you know what you have to do.. I'd have a name.. Remind it to me.. Federica. Of course, of course...C'mon get back to your jobs now! But how can I.. EEHM Caterina, don't *** me off now, ok? and now c'mon, back making coffees. Of course. Ah, Secretary but isn't there someone missing? Of course director, who could it be for you? Here I am Director! excuse me but the tube was not coming and I... ..and you are a winker! with this is two.. Pipistrelli, as always! Couldn't you be on time at least the first day after holidays? Picistrelli...and however the tube was not.. I remind you that you're still a stagiaire, hence in try out. Watch your *** Luca! Right of this I would like to talk with you...a year of unpaid stage I think it could be sufficient, no? Let's make a lil' contract, make me sign a piece of paper, I don't know, let's give this work some sort of seriousness. You focus on photocoping, if you want to keep this job. Come on, Pipistrelli, don't lose time! Go! EEEEH Youngsters! They want all and they want it know. They don't know what it means to EARN a wage. So, where was I? oh yes, third level! Flep! how's it goin? Luca! Good to see you Ehm yes Luca, I don't have hands, I can't hug you, stop it.. Yep, right..so what's up? A tragedy, didn't you get the news? No.. which ones? The first is that the Director bought for the whole firm flepson machineries. Now everything, from computer to FAX to copymachines are Flepson! But it's a good news now? *** it's a toner in the ***! before I could boast about being unique! now i'll have a horrible competition! But come oon! you'll surely have all the... Whatch out! ***! what happened? I just waxed it Did you wax the copy machine? Listen up.. you *** "if there is a spot but you tried in vain, Delicata will remove the strain", this is the motto, keep it in mind. But you ruin it in this way, and your name is also DELICATA! Listen up ***! Who's the cleaner here? you or me? Ah, so you are the cleaner here? Delicata, nice to meet you, Wait. You got something on your shirt. What are you doin! get the *** out! But there's a strain! But it's the "motif" of my shirt, it's not a strain! is what? my "motif"! Now you explain my what motivated you to wear a shirt with strains! Ok, will you let me wrork? thanks. Another nervous person! mamma mia, people stay away from him! Shut up! This is another news But if I tell you I want coffee why do you give me the? Because you have to digit the coffee code BEFORE! and which is this code? XT84DN48 … are you saying that to have a coffee I have to memorize a tax code?? My system is studied with this purpose. what do you mean? First I stress you to insert the code and then I give you the coffee that gives you the final "wake up". Efficient no? Yes, One month like this and I'll kill everyone in the office. Come on it's ridiculous! Ah the repairman! Excuse me, could you help me with this new coffee machine' Whatcha want? A coffee. Press 3 yes.. Press 9 yes.. Oprime 5. yeeeeessss.. press 7 Are you *** kiddin me? Listen to me, have a chamomile tea. you're already stressed enought, don't also add the coffee. He actually had a good point. ook, so how could I have a Chamomile tea? you have to calculate the square root of 847338, divide it for 2 and multiply it for your age. *** off ***! Good morning, Hired! listen there's a problem with..Ooh sorry, do I disturb? Thanks darling.. we continue later. excuseme, stagiaire, she is Jessica, my personal dental hygienist. And what do you need her for? She comes once per month to check my smile. As this year I am the Sales Manager, I need to impress my clients and a healthy smile is at the very base. So, what did you want to tell me? No, It's just the new cleaning lady, she.. what's this smell? can you smell it too? Do you mean my essential herbs eau de cologne ? No, please don't tell me this.. Everything for the client. and Look here, I also hel my firm-reckoner. I imagine that's also a flepson right? Correct. It will be a valid support to my sales. As Sale equals money and money equals wage. As I have a wage, my dear stagiaire... ..a pretty good wage, as who works hard is always awarded. Just give me the time to become Director and I'll maybe be able to hire you as well, my dear stagiaire, and finally you'll know the magnificences of the the world of the hireds! Look, he's gone! What? oooh, I told you you can't distract me in my moments of pleasure. So I praise you, Format me when you have them.. trash me! EEEH, my dear Reckon Flep, Me and you have a loooong way to make together. This is what I was afraid of. Excuse me, couldn't you open this door? You need the Card. Which card? The firm Card, otherwise you can't get out. So what do I do, I stay here the whole night? What do you think that I do? But you are the guard! And who are you? tell me! Eh, I am... You are a winker! Right. Ok I got it, I get out from the secondary door. Good, have a walk and *** off. Traduccion de Alessandro D'Errico