BEN: Slick Rick once said "Pimpin ain't easy" well Imma test that theory,

BEN: Slick Rick once said "Pimpin ain't easy" well Imma test that theory, see how strong my *** hand is. [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] Hey kitty cat, what's happenin'? [girl laughs] BEN: Aw, funny already? Man, usually I gotta say something good before a girl laughs. GIRL: Do you have--do you have pink velvet on? BEN: Pink velvet? Girl this is velour. GIRL: I didn't know pimps wore velour. BEN: Well I'm glad you recognize this a ***. How you doin'? GIRL: I'm good, good. My friend's supposed to meet me here. BEN: Uh-huh. I don't see nobody. What kinda friend you meeting? GIRL: Uh, my girlfriend. We're, we're, we're shopping. BEN: Your girlfriend? Now we talkin'! So what we talkin' like… you, her and me? GIRL: Um, no. No, we're not. BEN: Where you from, girl? I hear a lil something in your twang. GIRL: Oh yeah? I'm from Tennessee. BEN: Tennessee, girl, whoo! GIRL: Are you really-- BEN: What you mean, girl? I'm for real. GIRL: Zebra print and all, you're for real? BEN: Zebra. Zebra wild animals, zebras dangerous. You know when you get up, when you get like you know a hundred, two hundred, three hundred of them together you can't even tell if it's one animal or what. That's how the stripes work. GIRL: Oh. BEN: Yeah, people get confused. They think damn that ***'s huge! It's a dangerous animal. GIRL: I'm glad that velour must be keeping you warm today. BEN: Baby, look, i draw my heat from within. I got nothing' but love, and it heats me up-- GIRL: Are those real? BEN: Real? Touch it. GIRL: No! That's ok. BEN: Come on, no--are they real? GIRL: No--. BEN: Wha--no--I'm just--I meant your bag. It looks like a, what is that, Louis Vuitton? GIRL: Yeah. Ben: Look, listen, let me get your number. [GIRL LAUGHS] BEN: Come on, let me get your digits, I'll take you out. GIRL: [LAUGHING] I have to go. BEN: Look your girlfriend ain't coming. She's not here. GIRL: I'm going. Have a great day. BEN: Awwww. Can I get one? I'll guess the rest. Bye sweetheart. Thank you! [MUSIC] BEN: Listen, that girl loved the pink, first of all. She couldn't get enough of these glasses. But Zebras, she didn't know what a zebra is like. She didn't know that a zebra…you know, that's a feral beast. I did not get the digits. I think I was a little too much man for her. You know what I mean? I think she was a little…maybe--she said she was waiting for a friend, sounded like a line, I think maybe some man broke her heart, but I mean, that's something I should be--you know I'm just gonna wait because i think she's coming back actually. I think she'll be back.