Airport For Birds - Lyrics - Team Starkid

Brian: When your brain takes a fart Jaime: And that fart grows wings and flies Jeff: Some might call it a *** bird Lauren: Or a metaphor for life Meredith: And it's wings sprout beautiful plumage Nicholas: Casting laughter upon the land Pat: And the *** bird flies Though the funny, sunny skies Denise and Joe: And lands right in your... Joe: (Spoken) Hand! (Spoken) In other words: All: Airport for Birds It's like a *** colony for comedy Daniel: You can't mix metaphors like that, man All: *** you! That was a simile, yeah Daniel: Airport for Birds, indeed All I see are piles of paper All: Paper penned in gilded ink It's not our fault we don't own a stapler Daniel: A mountain of *** Is still a mountain of *** It wont amount to much more Than a mountain of *** But I'm a reasonable man I'm in it to win in I'll get you the show But you gotta put me in it All: (Spoken) Okay! Print out the posters Internet blitz Tumble it, tweet it Facebook your friends like this Beep boop bop Beep boop bop, bam! Daniel: From the top of *** mountain All: Shout it all over the land! Airport for Birds... Airport for Birds Buckle up for a bumpy *** ride Jubilation, let your mind fly Like a falcon tonight Oh... Nick:   (All:) See the sad clown Selling drinks in the crowd (I wonder what Chris Allen's up to?) Most of the crowd Can't legally by alcohol (Gosh, I really miss that ***) Open up your eyes and heart And reach out to that *** (Let's call him! Let's call him!) All: 1-2-2-5 2-4-1 2-4-2-2... Chris: Guys! Holy balls I'm so glad you called All: Hello Chris, we heard you're working at Second City. That's so cool Chris: Yeah, selling *** is really crushing my soul But I've been meaning to call you all All: That's funny. Not funny 'ha-ha' You know what I'm talking about We got a show at Second City coming up And we were hoping that you could help us out Chris: (Spoken) Yes, yes! A thousand times yes! Joe: Great, we'll take: All: Nine appletinis Five shots of Jäger Three fuzzy navels And a spritzer Chris: (Spoken) Alright, but when I get back (Spoken) I'm gonna need to see some ID Jeff: (Spoken) Hey Chris! (Spoken) I'm fourteen years old, man But as long as you're here... All: Do you wanna be in the show? Get your *** up on the stage Airport for Birds Jeff: We should start rehearsing, I reckon Brian: Yeah Daniel, when do we open? Daniel: Oh, in about fifteen seconds All: Airport for Birds... Airport for Birds...